My Cousin Elmo says, “The inventor of ‘auto-correct’ has died. Their funeral is tomato.”

Two notarized affidavits have been file again requesting an audit of the 2020 presidential election, including one in Lyon County. The filings follow an official notice of maladministration served on Monday, June 7, to the office of Gov. Steve Sisolak, demanding a full forensic audit of the 2020 election. Secretary of State Barbara Cegavske’s office,…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Leave the vaccine, take the vacation.”

“I’m sorry,” the nurse said. “What?” Jim repeated himself, “I have a bug up my ass.” “Well, sir, you need to calm down so I can get some information from you.” “I can’t calm down, he said a third time, “I have a bug up my ass.” The nurse pushed a series of numbers on…

The U.S. Postal Service is running a covert operation called Internet Covert Operations Program (iCop,) which tracks and collects social media posts. Using Clearview AI’s facial recognition database and Zignal Labs’ real-time keyword search software, investigators look for what documents describe as “inflammatory” postings. Then that information is shared with other government agencies. “Analysts with…

“NV Energy is urging its electric customers in both northern and southern Nevada to conserve electricity today and tomorrow between 6 and 9 p.m. in order to offset energy supply issues caused by record-breaking heat and wildfires affecting electric transmission lines throughout the western United States,” reads the press release. It goes on to offer…

My Cousin Elmo says, “It’s July and over 100 degrees, so Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.”

A Washoe County, Nevada, School District counselor is in jail for possessing child pornography. Investigators found more than 250 suspected images and videos of child pornography in emails and electronic devices that Tyler Quinn Ball-Imdahl, 26, owned. If guilty, he deserves everything that the justice system throws at him. However, I cannot tell which is…

In a better world, Jamison would not have been ‘off.’ But a traumatic brain injury received in Iraq had brought him to this point in his life if life is what one could call it. When it began, he couldn’t remember. All Jamison knew was that hiding under the brilliant white sheet made him feel…

The white-washed hallway stank of antiseptic. Despite the overpowering stench, Owen could also smell the metallic odor of blood beneath the facade of cleanliness. Ahead of him was a double door, and Owen had an idea of the sort of horror he might find beyond it. When he reached the door and opened it, he…