She came to him after dark, and he took her under his many blankets. Alice Roman Nose was immensely cold, and he did his best to warm her, though she was more interested in his intimacy. Finally, Garrett Johnstone gave in, and they spent the remainder of the small hour making love. It was nearing…

My Cousin Elmo says, “You know you drink too much coffee when someone asks how you are, and you answer, ‘Good to the last drop.’”

peddling stanza cheap where truth lies buried deep and media sleep President Biden received his COVID-19 vaccine booster after public health officials recommended them for many Americans, including those 65 and older. Mr. Biden, 78, got his third shot on camera.

Over this last weekend, the Street Vibrations Fall Festival was in Virginia City. The town is part of my news beat, so naturally, I spent a lot of my time there. It amazes me to walk into one of the local saloons and find myself in conversation with strangers. In this case, it was several…

My Cousin Elmo says. “Scientists say they’re almost ready with a pill to treat COVID but don’t know if it should be ‘red’ or ‘blue.’”

It was just before midnight when the dog hopped from the bed and started down the hallway. There was a brief light than a sound as the man gently returned to sleep. As he slipped into unconsciousness, he was sure that the light was the hallway nightlight and the sound, the plastic flap on the…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Normal is a mental illness.”

Over the last couple of days, I have seen a broad spectrum of complaints that a missing “white woman” is getting more press time than a missing “black man.” The blame rests with the national media and their reporting practices. Odd how half of the nation knows and understands how biased the media are and…

My Cousin Elmo says, “My wife says I can be a jerk sometimes. I thanked her for giving me permission.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “I got the COVID vaccine but I noticed a weird side effect. Every time I sneeze I hear the Microsoft error sound.”