Pot Boiler

Drunk, the old witch tricked me into getting into the cauldron full of water. It was only then I realize she had lit a fire beneath it and that I needed to escape.

But first I thought I’d have something to eat. She caught me after the third mouthful.

“Quit (smack, smack, smack) eating (smack, smack, smack) all (smack, smack, smack) the (smack, smack, smack) potatoes!” she screamed as she beat me with her broom.

I sobered up real quick after that.