Bam! Zot! Ka-pow!

It used to be easy-peasy to write an election coverage story for a newspaper. Not no more since election day has become election week.

Now reporters must search and research all the projected winners and losers and do it several times to avoid mistakes. All they get from the wire is projection here, projection there, or projection this and the projection that.

Stress brings on a return to childhood memories and a favorite, campy television show. Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na…

“Holy projections, Batman,” Robin said.

“I know, Robin. We never saw it coming,” Batman returns.

Meanwhile, in Gotham, the counting and projections continue.

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