Marked safe today from White boy smirking.

It’s jarring to wake up in the middle of a muddy field, barefoot, three blocks from home and without the slightest idea about how I’d gotten there. Suddenly, a dark figure appeared: “It’s about time. I’ve been calling to you for the last three nights.”

“Who the hell are you?”

“My name’s Weir Legion.”

“So why are we out in the middle of nowhere?”

“Because I wanted to deliver this message in person.”

“A message?”

“You’re fucking with things you shouldn’t be fucking with.”

“Like what?”

He grinned and I woke up, back in my bed – feet caked with mud.

You meet the nicest people in government soup lines.

Read a report that says drinking coffee and whiskey are both bad for me, so I’ve decided to give up reading.

Who needs a part-time, low-wage job when you can stand in line for free government cheese?

There’s a new flavor in town called Beto O’Rourke — the new Barack Obama in vanilla sauce.

stick and stone make fire
one for the pit, the other for the flame
choose which one wisely

Anything’s possible with coffee and a typewriter.

If it was meant to be, you can’t screw it up; if you screw it up, that’s the way it was meant to be.