• Nothing messes up a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

  • A new study finds that standing still while smirking and wearing a red hat causes no real harm.

  • A picture’s only worth a thousand words because everyone sees something different in it.

  • ‘Smirking,’ is a Facecrime. Source: George Orwell’s ‘1984,’ coming true in a nation near you.

  • Tin Man

    god made of metal
    fell down in a heaping crash
    so much for the ‘Tin Man’

  • Dream of a world where cancer and addiction clinics are as available as abortion clinics are now.

  • A day on one of Jupiter’s 79 moon lasts about five-hours, the same amount of time as a the weekend on Earth.

  • Government shutdowns work better when it’s the politician that doesn’t get paid.

  • For god-sake, if you’re gonna wear a MAGA hat, don’t smirk, it makes you look threathening!