• Don’t judge someone based on another person’s opinion.

  • Trouble with Aliens

    Dusk settled across the Air Force Base and soon it would be dark.

    Tommy played outside with his brand new tricycle. Mom washed up the evening dishes, while Dad read the sport section of that day’s Bee.

    Suddenly, a child’s scream echoed through the house and each parent was quick to respond, recognizing it as that of their only child. Both raced to find the child before it was too late.

    But they were too late. They only had time enough to witness Tommy’s trike lift and disappear into the belly of the alien spacecraft, before the UFO sped away.

  • Kansas Flies By

    feeling so loved
    that he’s certain
    should he fall
    off the edge
    of the earth,
    no one would
    note his absence.
    they might search
    for rabbit’s hole
    if…they…do.

    kansas flies by
    and toto howls.
    but alas nobody
    listened to his
    words, his voice
    when he claimed
    it would one-day
    be his undoing.
    what a shame,
    never missed by
    those he thought
    loved him and
    them he loved.

    but no, not
    so, finding out
    much too late,
    as the realities
    edge raced up
    and dumped him
    into outer space.
    major tom from
    space control: stop!

    that rabbit hole
    turns out is
    a deadly black-hole
    silent, lonely, cold,
    where by design
    death is certain.

    what a long
    and solitary drop
    to a place
    with no bottom.
    where is hell?
    what is toto?
    who is tin-man
    or why rabbit?
    inside of him.
    he is his
    oz of alice-land.
    time to go.

  • Bridging the age gap often takes a generational jump.

  • If they have to force you, then you’re not free.

  • Am Not — Are Too!

    For weeks the two bickered back and forth with one claiming ‘I don’t talk too much,’ while the other claimed, ‘oh yes, you do.’ It was becoming disruptive to the work environment and a supervisor finally had to put a stop to it.

    “Both of you need to knock it off now,” she said, “This is an office, not a playground. You quit being so verbose and you quit complaining. Do I make myself clear?”

    “Yes, ma’am,” both said in a sheepish tone.

    “See there,” said the talkative one to the complainer, “I don’t talk too much. I’m jus’ verbose!”

  • Self-Identity

    “Can I pull you away to come look at what the boys found?” the Segundo asked.

    “Certainly,” answered the concerned boss.

    They got in the Gator and headed for the corrals, where the counting of cattle from the recent Fall round-up and separation for shipment was happening. As the pair pulled up, they could hear a general tumult and the excitement in the cowhand’s voices.

    He climbed the railing, only to see an eighteen-pointer milling about with the rest of the cattle in the pen.

    “Now, that ain’t something you see everyday,” the boss laughed, “An elk – self-identifying as beeves.”

  • My wife says I have two faults: I don’t listen and — umm — something else.

  • Since lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, it follows that cowboys can be deranged.

  • Some people always appear to be at the apex of their career.