Am Not — Are Too!

For weeks the two bickered back and forth with one claiming ‘I don’t talk too much,’ while the other claimed, ‘oh yes, you do.’ It was becoming disruptive to the work environment and a supervisor finally had to put a stop to it.

“Both of you need to knock it off now,” she said, “This is an office, not a playground. You quit being so verbose and you quit complaining. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes, ma’am,” both said in a sheepish tone.

“See there,” said the talkative one to the complainer, “I don’t talk too much. I’m jus’ verbose!”