My Cousin Elmo says, “You couldn’t handle me when I was broke, how you gonna handle me when I get my 600-bucks?”

As Nevada Secretary of State Barbara Cegavske continues to claim there is no evidence of voter fraud in the state, at least 23 Las Vegas precincts and their percentage of voter turnout, show otherwise:

Precinct #1384–104.89% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #1644–150.00% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #1685–120.00% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #1711–149.19% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #2666–101.61% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #2673–102.50% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #2696–101.85% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #2703–120.00% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #2770–102.33% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3414–112.50% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3457–140.00% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3566–101.33% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3571–116.67% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3579–127.27% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3700–109.09% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3714–107.50% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #3740–105.05% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #6484–107.54% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #6486–112.34% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #6718–104.71% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #7543–150.00% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #7550–101.96% Voter Turn Out

Precinct #7595–102.03% Voter Turn Out

Beavers react to the sound of
Running water by building dams.
It is an urge so ingrained that
They’ll pile wood atop a speaker
Should it sounds like a stream.
That’s how I am with writing;
I constantly hear running water
As it pours through my soul
Filtered, pure and refreshing.

In March 2017, Secretary of State Barbara Cegavske signed off on a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) in response to a lawsuit filed by the Las Vegas ACLU and Mi Familia Vota Education Fund to enforce the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA) in Nevada.

“We are grateful for the opportunity to have participated in the cooperative efforts that led to this Memorandum of Understanding,” she said in a statement. “In developing a system that will automatically transmit voter registration information from the Department of Motor Vehicles to county election officials, the parties have significantly improved Nevada’s voter registration process by adding additional efficiencies and safeguards.”

Under the MOU, the Nevada Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) had to accept all voter registrations, even from non-citizens and forward them to the county clerk or the registrar of voters, who would then send the applications to the Secretary of State’s (SoS) office. It would then be up to the SoS’s Office to determine if the application was legal.

The DMV made their role in the process clear in the following portion of this press release:

“When the DMV receives an application from a customer, it is then transmitted to the appropriate agency, most often a county clerk or registrar’s office, for processing. These locations serve under the Secretary of State’s Office as the officials responsible for determining eligibility and processing voter applications.”

Shortly after Cegavske announced the memo’s completion, Démos, a progressive think-tank headquartered in New York City, trumpeted the finalization in a statement that read, “The DMV shall provide the appropriate Clerk/Registrar all Voter Registration Applications returned by customers without regard to their completeness.”

However, according to the NVRA, the only reason the DMV or any pass-through-agency can refuse an application is the lack of a signature, which would render it as incomplete.

It was his usual after-dinner walk. Joined by his dog, Chuck Malring weaved his way between the sage and creosote bushes.

Over the rise, he paused momentarily while the dog sniffed about. Near the base, he discovered thousands of leggy orbs.

‘Daddy Long Legs,” he smiled as the dog scurried away, tail tucked between its legs.

He knew they couldn’t hurt him as he recalled playing with them as a kid. He squatted hoping to touch one.

The sudden disturbance caused the things to stand as a single unit, making Chuck Malring wish he’d followed his dog down the trail.

Nevada Secretary of State Barbara Cegavske continues her refusal to investigate any form of possible voter fraud and she began before the 2020 elections were even held.

Nevada Assemblyman Cameron Miller, a Democrat, claimed to live at the address he listed on the formal election paperwork he swore was truthful. Now its come to light that Miller has been living at his parents’ house.

At the time of this discovery, his opponent and former police officer Tony Palmer, filed a formal complaint in October 2020, pointing to Miller’s perjury. Cegasvke’s office however claimed their authority to challenge the qualifications for a candidate expired along with their authority to investigate.

However, the statute of limitation is three-years for such an offense.

Also in October 2020, Las Vegas Metro Police raided the home of Democrat Assemblyman Alexander Assefa. Along with learning that he didn’t live where he claimed when signing reelection papers, he’s also under investigation for misusing campaign funds.

My Cousin Elmo says, “The COVID-19 crisis is the first time it can actually be proven that state governments are using Common Core math.”

“I really want that old car we saw,” he said.

“Your new device isn’t enough?” she asked.

“I want something that I can tinker on,” he said.

Next morning as he backed from the garage, he saw a large black car, under a red bow, parked across the driveway. The passenger door stood invitingly open.

Wondering how she’d done it, he leaned in the open door.

The ribbon wrapped around his mouth and the bench seat collapsed over his body, sucking him into the car before it quietly drove from the neighborhood. It wouldn’t need to feed again for days.

My Cousin Elmo says, “I grew up watching Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons, so I know not to stand on random ‘X’s.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “You know we’re in trouble when science is searching the galaxy for intelligent life everywhere but Earth.”