• Inside Joke

    The war vet lay on the park bench beneath his woolen blanket, half-frozen, half-asleep, and all in on a night terror. Above him in the bare branches of a tree, ink-black feathers reflecting the full moon’s shine roosted two-dozen crows.

    “What should we do?” the veteran screamed as his mind drew him through some unimaginable imagined horror.

    The largest crow looked down, “How’s about we commit us a murder?”

    The surrounding crows cackled and cawed at the dark inside joke.

  • Celebrate

    While putting on a shirt I hadn’t worn in a while, I found this ditty I wrote on my birthday in 2020. Each line is three syllables, so with 20-lines, it adds up to 60…

    sixties child
    turns sixty
    dirt roads to
    internet
    gen-Tang drink
    to moonshine
    fat chance
    to skinny tv
    heroes gone
    whiner near
    Downey fresh
    A Calgone
    destress moat
    regress, no
    depress, go
    in slow-mo
    jus’ today
    oh my how
    life spreads
    out so long

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “I still don’t understand how two-faced people sleep without suffocating.”

  • Still

    He’d been crossing the prairie for eight days. Jordie Keller figured he had another couple-dozen more to go before he’d reach Fort Bridger.

    Head down, he didn’t see it as he trudged up the incline. It was near the top that he saw that he had inadvertently trespassed into an Indian burial ground.

    Remembering the Old-timer’s stories, Jordie began walking backward, stepping in his tracks as he worked his way back down the incline. Once at the bottom, he dug out his tobacco pouch and offered four healthy pinches of the shredded brown leaves to the four corners of the earth.

    His final offering was given as he turned around.

    That’s when he discovered that he had an audience: three Braves, two armed with spears and a third with an arrow nocked and aimed at him. Jordie Keller didn’t understand their words as they spoke rapidly between themselves.

    “Did you see that?” one of the Braves with a spear asked.

    The other spear-armed Brave answered, “Never. It’s a good thing. Honorable.”

    With a scowl on his face the third Brave, the one with the bow and arrow, replied, “Fools, he’s still a White man,” as he let the shaft fly.

  • Time

    “Wonder when the train’s coming by?” he asked the mule, chuckling at himself for talking to a dumb animal.

    He thought of the Sunday school story about the ‘ass’ who spoke to its master while trying to protect the man from a vengeful Angel. He wished an Angel would arrive or that the mule would talk.

    It had been days, endless cycles of dark and light. He had no idea what time it was.

    “Used to be able to tell the time, that train was so regular,” he said.

    The mule wasn’t listening and would never again. It was dead.

  • Fallow

    Quietly over the years, the six richest men in the world purchased millions of acres of land throughout the country. They did this with so little distinction that no one noticed.

    Those who did notice were often self-congratulatory for having such well-known and wealthy neighbors. They never once gave it a second thought beyond this fact.

    Then, following the same unassuming steps they had taken in making their purchases, all six men sold their land-holdings to the government. That same government used the tax-payers money to make the purchases.

    Now, those millions of acres are off-limits to all unauthorized humans.

  • Correctthink is Here

    We have a problem known as ‘cancel culture.’ Recently actress Gina Carano was fired from her job and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s social media platform permanently shutdown.

    This isn’t the first time. The tech giants have ‘canceled’ President Trump, several of his supporters, and cut power to several ‘right-wing’ platforms like Parler.

    In Carano’s case, she tweeted, “Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers but by their neighbors….even by children.”

    She went on: “Because history is edited, most people today don’t realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views?”

    The now-former LucasFilm employee’s post included a picture of a bloody ‘Jewish’ woman, clad in underwear, trying to outrun kids chasing her with sticks. I’ve seen the photo before and always thought that the woman was French and a Nazi collaborator, which doesn’t excuse the children’s behavior.

    At any rate, Carano’s point was made, making her ‘cancellation’ all the more ironic.

    And while I’m no fan of Kennedy, Instagram, a Facebook product, kicked him off after they discovered he was posting personal anti-vaxxing opinions. The son of Robert F. Kennedy and the nephew of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy, had over 800-thousand followers when the ‘plug was pulled’ on his account.

    See the problem? They’re ‘canceling’ everyone who doesn’t conform to ‘correctthink.’

    If you want to delete or block me, that’s fine, but that decision ought to be yours and not up to a tech firm. We need to come together and destroy this ever-growing oligarchy.

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “They call it a ‘seat warmer,’ because ‘rear defrost’ was already taken.”

  • Futile

    The struggle for liberty wasn’t real to people when masks were mandated or when social distancing was approved, and self-isolation was lauded as the ‘new normal.’ The struggle didn’t seem to matter to one-half of the nation, as it learned that there were ‘election irregularities,’ and discovered that national elections could be rigged in favor of one political party over another.

    And once the Internet was shut down, the struggle for liberty became even less of a concern. The sudden disruption of online interconnectedness became a mental health crisis, with mass suicides.

    The Oligarchy had finally assimilated the entire population.

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “Have a ‘good day’ sounds so friendly, but saying ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ seems threatening.”