I never thought I’d live to see the day when a budget could be called “skinny” and still punch like a Virginia City mule, but here we are.
President Donald Trump—God bless his bulldog tenacity—has sent Congress what his people call the “skinny budget” for 2026. It’s a lean, mean, Constitution-cleaning machine aimed squarely at the deep state and any other barnacles clinging to the good ship America.
Now, don’t let the word “skinny” fool you. This budget’s got iron in its spine and brass in its knuckles. It trims the fat from the bloated hindquarters of non-defense discretionary spending—by 23 percent and shovels that money toward something Washington’s forgotten about– defending the country and securing its borders.
Imagine that!
The White House says defense gets a 13 percent boost and Homeland Security nearly 65 percent, which tells me we finally got a commander-in-chief who knows the difference between national defense and national theater. It ain’t about polishing park benches or hosting international tea parties—it’s about boots on the ground and walls on the border.
Bless her dark-hearted soul, but Senator Patty Murray calls this budget dangerous and harmful to working folks. Well, if cutting the IRS, the Department of Education, and foreign cocktail circuits at Foggy Bottom is “harmful,” then I reckon I’ve been harming myself all my life by minding my own business and paying my way.
Meanwhile, Congress is cobbling together what President Trump calls “one big, beautiful bill,” a reconciliation package to extend the beloved 2017 tax cuts, raise the debt ceiling, and give federal spending a diet it ain’t seen since the Hoover administration. Some folks like Miss Romina Boccia from the Cato Institute call this timing “curious,” but I call it courageous. While Congress dithers with its third straight stopgap like an old drunk trying to walk a straight line, Trump’s over here swinging the axe with both hands.
Of course, there’s the usual gnashing of teeth about how this doesn’t solve everything, especially the so-called “entitlement” crisis. But don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the possible.
Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security–the three sacred cows of Washington, no man’s ever gonna get praised for bringing a butcher’s blade to them. Still, even Boccia admits there’s room to corral Medicaid growth in the reconciliation bill, and by the sound of it, Trump’s crowd wouldn’t mind roping in more if Congress finds its guts.
Now, critics say the budget ain’t got a prayer without some Democrat votes in the Senate. Well, maybe not. But revolutions don’t start in comfort, and reform never did depend on cocktail consensus. What matters is that this administration is saying aloud what the rest of Washington’s been whispering in private: the federal government has wandered far from its rightful corral, and it’s time to drive it back.
As for the national debt—$36 trillion and counting—we didn’t get into that mess with one big, beautiful bill, and we won’t get out with one either. But I’ll tell you this–it’s a far-sight better to see a president swinging for the fences than one building bureaucracies like sandcastles on a floodplain.
So let the critics howl. Let the swamp creatures wail as their feeding troughs run dry. This “skinny budget” ain’t about pleasing Washington—it’s about putting the government on a leash, handing the soldier a rifle, the taxpayer a break, and the country a fighting chance.
And I reckon that’s something worth writing home about.