The Old Blog in the Desert

Home, at last. The front door clicked behind me, and I paused, listening to the faint hum of a quiet house—so different from the endless whisper of the Black Rock Desert, where dust sneaks into every crevice, every thought.

Some folks stop for a beer at Bruno’s on the way back. Me? I headed east on Pyramid Highway, past Nixon, onto I-80 before veering off onto USA Parkway. My destination–Lahontan Reservoir, and their camp showers, which—let me tell you—feel like a private spa after a weekend of volunteering in a place that has a talent for sticking to you.

The playa has a way of embedding itself into your life. Not in a sentimental, Instagram-ready way, mind you, but literally, physically.

Dust in your boots, dust in your hair, dust in places you didn’t even know could hold dust. You wash your hands, and your fingertips still find little grains sneaking up from your nails. It’s humbling, in a humbling way, the desert teaching you how small and persistent it can be.

I spent an hour and a half under hot water. I’d never thought I’d appreciate a shower that much, but there it was—steam like a soft blanket, water that actually meant “clean,” and me, thinking maybe this is what happiness smells like–hot water and self-respect.

Clean towels and fresh clothes are waiting after I reduce a new bar of soap to a sliver. For the first time in a couple of days, I felt like a person who could sit in a chair without leaving a trail of gray behind me.

I opened a beer when I got home, ignoring the clock that read 8:12 p.m.—past my usual bedtime, but so what? The work I do tomorrow starts at 4 a.m., but I figured a little rebellion before sunrise was acceptable.

My mind wandered, thinking about all the folks out there in the desert–neighbors helping neighbors, strangers sharing sunscreen, and camp chairs that mysteriously end up where they’re unneeded. The playa has a way of knitting people together, even if it’s mostly through shared misery and mutual embarrassment when the wind flips your shade structure upside down.

Sitting here, sipping beer, I realized that no matter how much you try to wash it off, the desert leaves its mark, not in a sticky, inconvenient way, but like a good story left on the shelf for later. You carry it with you, like dust in your shoes or a memory tucked behind your ribs. You remember the heat, the wind, the way the light bounced off the flat just right, and you smile, even if your jeans look like a battlefield casualty.

Sleep will come later, after a quick check of the house for dust hiding in corners, maybe a towel on the bed to catch anything the playa decided to smuggle in.

And yes, tomorrow, I’d wake at 4 a.m., hoping the desert had been courteous enough to let my ears stay dust-free. But tonight, right now, beer in hand, I feel the clean that matters. Not just the clean of water and soap, but the clean of coming home and knowing you’ve done something worth doing, even if it left half the desert stuck in your hair.

Sometimes, the best part of coming home isn’t the bed or the shower—it’s knowing you’ve earned a quiet moment, even if it’s eight minutes past your bedtime, with a cold beer and the simple satisfaction that the playa, in all its stubborn glory, is now just a story in your shoes, and maybe a little dust behind your ears.

Two years ago, the playa threw one of its infamous tantrums. Sheets of rain fell so hard it looked like the sky was trying to wash us clean, and the mud, well, that mud wasn’t just thick—it was the kind that laughs at your feet and sticks to your soul like it had a personal vendetta.

This year has been the same, and I swear, I spent hours scraping it off with my fingernails. And it still had the nerve to laugh at me.

The wind, too, wasn’t just wind. It was a referee, a drill sergeant, and an old uncle all rolled into one, reminding every tent and every freestanding shade structure who was really in charge out here.

Rebar bent. Shade cloths tore in half like cheap paper.

Dust storms rolled in like they had appointments to keep. And there we were, a ragtag bunch of humans thinking we could outsmart nature.

But that’s where the magic comes in, because burners are resilient. And neighbors become lifelines.

One minute you’re wrestling a tent that’s trying to fly off into the sunset, the next, someone’s handing you extra stakes with a grin, muttering, “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”

And they do. Everyone does.

I helped reset a row of rebar for a communal shade. Bent rods, shredded tarps, and a sense of impending doom—you know, the usual Friday night vibe.

But somewhere between tying down one stubborn pole and laughing at another getting tossed by a rogue gust, we all started laughing at ourselves. There’s something about dirt caked into your hair, wind whipping your socks inside-out, and the smell of wet playa that makes humility and humor come easy.

By noon, the tents are up, part shelter, and part miracle. Someone even managed to resurrect a sculpture that had taken a nosedive during the early morning dust storm.

And through it all, laughter threaded through the chaos, like a stubborn little ember that refuses to die. That’s the spirit of Burning Man–when the playa tests you, it isn’t trying to break you—it’s just figuring out how stubborn you really are.

And the beauty of it is, you don’t face it alone. Help comes in the form of a nod, a rope, and a dust-filled cup of lukewarm coffee offered with a wink.

And if all else fails, you roll in the mud and laugh, because what else are you going to do? Complain? You’ll get more mud in your mouth.

And yes, there’s always MOOP patrol, the unsung heroes who sweep up Matter Out of Place with the patience of saints and the diligence of border collies. They don’t take a day off, even in the wind, even in the mud, even when you’re pretty sure a rogue dust devil just rearranged the entire city. Respect them, bow to them, or at least, don’t throw glitter at them.

By the end of the day, the playa is still wild, untamed, and a little bit terrifying. But we were there, standing together, our hands muddy, our laughter echoing across the flats. And I realized that maybe the playa isn’t trying to make us suffer—it’s trying to remind us of what we’re capable of when we don’t go it alone.

So next time the wind whips and the dust storms roll in, remember to tie it down, help your neighbor, laugh at yourself, and maybe buy an extra pair of socks. Because the playa will test you, but it will never beat the heart of a burner.

Oh, silly Burner, you think you’re clever, thinking you can ride onto the playa at night with nothing but a half-packed camelbak, a hat already caked with dust, and a sparkly cape you found at the thrift store. I’ve seen it a hundred times–the same grin, the same overconfidence, the same “rules are for everyone else” look in your eyes.

I’ve been riding out there for years. Not for the pleasure of spinning in a dust storm like a glittery tornado—though I admit, sometimes it’s almost poetic.

I’m there because someone has to be. Someone has to make sure the art cars don’t crush each other, that the porta-potties actually exist where the map said they would, and that no one ends up lost in a swirl of fine alkaline dust that tastes like sand mixed with regret.

The nights start like any other–a pink-orange horizon, the wind just teasing at the edges of the tents. I was following the plan—because without a plan, all you’ve got is chaos and a mouthful of playa dust.

The kid I ran into, the one wearing sequins like they were armor, had other ideas, “I’m going to ride all night,” he said, eyes wide and sparkling, “Who needs planning when you have luck?”

I laughed, a low sound. “Kid,” I said, “luck is just what happens when planning takes a nap. And right now, planning’s wide awake.”

He tilted his head like he didn’t understand, his goofy grin lingering.

I sped away into the shadows, and the playa stretched like a sheet of silver dust under our hooves. Around me, lights winked in all directions, tiny islands of humanity clinging to art installations, music, and the illusion that they were untouchable.

Then the wind picked up. Oh, it picked up like it had been waiting all day to remind everyone exactly who’s in charge.

And suddenly, my little lesson in planning became very practical. The kid’s cape wrapped around his leg, tangled like a vine, and he yelped.

Lucky? No.

He was learning. I slowed, careful not to add my drama to the scene, “See,” I said gently, “rules exist because the dust doesn’t care how brave you feel.”

By 2 a.m., we were deep in the maze of scattered installations, and the horizon had gone black. I could see silhouettes wobbling in the wind.

“Water,” someone shouted. I hand off my spare bottle—because planning sometimes means carrying extra, even for the reckless.

I found my way back as the first pink streak of sunrise began to smear across the sky. The playa was quiet then, the chaos paused for just a moment.

The kid sat on a small dune, exhausted but smiling, “I get it,” he said. “I should’ve planned better.”

I nodded. “Yep. And next time, maybe don’t pretend luck’s a substitute for common sense.”

My quad coughed, probably agreeing more with me than the kid.

By morning light, I was covered in dust, tired to my bones, but satisfied. Because out there, the rules aren’t suggestions.

Survival is careful thought, and yes, even luck has to check in with reality before it comes calling. The kid? He learned that the hard way, but I’ll give him credit—he laughed about it, shiny sequins and all.

So, silly Burner, remember the playa will teach you lessons, but it doesn’t care about your grin. You can go all night chasing freedom, chasing sparkle, chasing the idea that rules are optional, or you can party with a plan, with water, with respect for the wind and the dust.

One makes a story, the other makes a cautionary tale. And me? I’ll be there, muddy, dusty, and all, making sure someone gets home in one piece—and maybe handing out a little wisdom along the way.

I said, “I’m retiring,” and I figured life would slow down into something like a long weekend that never ends. I imagined coffee in the morning, naps in the afternoon, maybe writing a few stories, and watching the sunset in the evenings.

Sounded downright civilized. Then—bam!—before I knew it, I was sitting on my front porch every day, wondering, “When exactly did I turn into Granddad?”

Now, don’t get me wrong. My grandfather was a fine man, steady as a fencepost in a storm.

But I never pictured myself becoming him. I thought I’d stay somewhere between cowboy, reporter, radio announcer, and desert rat. Instead, I’ve somehow taken up the role of neighborhood porch-sitter, armed with coffee and an opinion on the weather that I’m entirely too eager to share.

At least, sitting out front has its advantages. Gives me a chance to wave at folks passing by.

I used to do a lot of visiting back when I reported the news in Virginia City. Four years of running around those streets, notebook in one hand and a cold beer in the other.

Most of my conversations back then happened in saloons. You learn a lot about a town from the barstools, and people will tell a reporter all sorts of truths after their second whiskey.

But you take away the saloons, and a man has to find new avenues for conversation. That’s where Mary, the bus driver, comes in.

Mary and I have been waving at each other for years. Every morning when she drives past, I give her a wave.

In the afternoon, sometimes another wave. That was the extent of it—just neighbors on different schedules acknowledging each other’s existence.

But now that I’ve got time to sit on the porch and notice things, we finally spoke more than “hello.” Turns out she’s got a sense of humor sharper than a barbed-wire fence.

She handed me some Mexican candy one day—something bright and spicy that nearly set my tongue on fire. I, in return, gave her the dot-com to my blog. Between you and me, I definitely got the better end of the bargain.

It’s funny, though. That little exchange made me realize something.

Retirement doesn’t have to mean shrinking into silence. It can mean new friends, new stories, and new laughs. They might not come with the background noise of clinking glasses and ragtime piano, but they show up all the same if you keep your eyes—and your porch—open.

Still, I’m wrestling with this “Granddad” business. My actual grandfather had a tie, a fedora, and a slow shuffle that said he wasn’t in any hurry to get anywhere.

I catch myself doing porch duty in a ballcap, tennies, and a sigh that sounds suspiciously like his. I even have a favorite seat, just like he did, with the permanent butt-shaped groove that proves a man’s been doing his thinking there.

The shocking part is how natural it feels. One day you’re chasing deadlines, the next you’re keeping watch over the neighborhood like it’s your kingdom.

A dog walks by with its humans, and you wave. Someone asks how you’re doing, and you launch into a five-minute weather report as if you’re the local channel.

Maybe becoming Granddad isn’t such a bad thing after all. He had time for people.

He never rushed a story, never missed a chance to share his coffee, and always knew who drove which truck. He was the kind of man who made the world feel smaller, friendlier, like a front porch was enough to build a community.

So maybe the truth is, I didn’t turn into Granddad. I just caught up with him.

And if you happen to drive by and see me waving from the porch, don’t be shy. Pull over, I’ll have some coffee waiting, like Mary’s got more of that Mexican candy tucked away.

Earlier this year, I came across a 100-year-old short story by Somerset Maugham—“Mr. Know-All.” Now, I’ve read a few of his works, but it hit me differently. Not because it was clever, and it is, or tightly written, but because I saw someone in it that looked suspiciously like me.

You see, I’ve spent a good chunk of my life with my nose in books and my mouth at the microphone. It’s a combination that’ll either get you a loyal audience or a very patient circle of friends.

And depending on the day, I’ve had both—and tested both.

I once got invited to speak at a Wednesday night church supper. The flyer said, “Words on Community and Grace.” I took that to mean they wanted something thoughtful—so I brought a 20-minute talk on the migration patterns of Canadian geese.

I figured folks would be fascinated by how those birds fly in formation and take turns leading the flock. I mean, there’s a faith-oriented metaphor in there somewhere, right?

Well, turns out folks just wanted to be reminded that grace matters more than facts. I didn’t know I’d misread the room until Miss Eunice Tiller—Sunday school teacher emeritus and matriarch of decency—took me gently by the elbow after the last spoon scraped the bottom of the banana pudding dish.

“Darlin’,” she said with a smile that felt like a warm slap, “that was… informative. But we were hopin’ for somethin’ a little more heart and a little less encyclopedia.”

I nodded and smiled, but it landed hard on me.

That night I read the story, I lay in bed thinking about Maugham’s Mr. Know-All—the character who was unbearable until the moment he quietly did the right thing without needing credit. And I realized, maybe the world didn’t need one more man explaining things. It needed one more man willing to listen.

So I made a vow the night I failed on the lecture circuit: talk less, listen more, and ask myself whether I was being helpful or just being right. It’s been the hardest vow I have ever tried to keep.

A few weeks later, a friend dropped by to borrow a fence stretcher. I met him on the porch, coffee in hand.

We sat there a while, letting the wind do most of the talking. Then, maybe more to myself than my friend, I said, “You ever notice how quiet the world gets when you stop trying to dominate every conversation?”

He gave me a slow grin. “You finally figure that out?”

I chuckled. “Took me long enough.”

When he got up to leave, I said, “I’m still learning how to be right without having to prove it.”

That’s a lesson you won’t find in most textbooks, but maybe it oughta be taught in grammar school, right along with the history of goose migration across America.

Virginia City is used to excitement. After all, it’s a town that once had Mark Twain, miners, and more saloon brawls than church picnics, but Monday, the good Lord must’ve spilled His whole weather bucket on the place at once.

First came the Zephyr. And not your regular ol’ breezy-day kind, either.

No, this was the “hold on to your hat, and if you don’t have one, hold on to your hair” variety. It blew grit and dust through the boardwalks, rearranged a few trash cans, and probably made some poor tourist rethink their decision to buy a funnel cake and walk up C Street in flip-flops.

Then the hail started. You could hear it pelting roofs like someone was shaking marbles in a coffee can.

Folks who had just gone outside to check if the wind had blown their lawn chairs away were now running back in, hands over their heads like guilty kids caught stealing apples. The town sounded like a thousand popcorn machines going off at once, only less fun and a whole lot harder on car paint.

Thunder and lightning weren’t about to be left out, either. The sky lit up like the Fourth of July, with thunder cracking loud enough to make you check if the foundation under your boots was still holding steady.

Dogs dove under beds, cats hissed at walls, and one old-timer swore the lightning lit up the outline of a miner with a pickaxe in the clouds. Though that might’ve been more the whiskey than the weather talking.

Just when everyone thought things couldn’t get any more exciting, the heavens opened up. Rain came down in buckets, and then the buckets had buckets.

Water rushed the streets like it had somewhere important to be, filling dips and hollows faster than a bartender fills a thirsty man’s mug. And wouldn’t you know it, right in the middle of it all, a water main gave up the ghost and burst wide open.

Now, I’ve always believed that when a town famous for silver mining and ghost stories has both flood water and busted pipes running at the same time, somebody up there is having a good chuckle. The Comstock Lode once poured out silver; Monday, Virginia City poured out plain old tap water, shooting skyward before rushing down the streets like it was trying to audition for white-water rafting season.

By this point, I was glued to the news, waiting for the final piece of the apocalypse. High winds, hail, thunder, lightning, floods, and a water main break—it felt like we were just one disaster short of a complete set.

Honestly, I was a little disappointed they didn’t report a tornado, too. Would’ve made the whole thing tidy, like a six-pack of weather calamities.

I even imagined the news anchor, voice full of Nevada calm, “And finally, folks, a tornado touched down, but it politely tipped its hat and moved along to Carson City.”

Of course, Virginia City folks are tougher than pine knots. After the storm let up, you could see neighbors checking in on each other, sweeping water out of storefronts, and laughing about how the town once survived fires, mines collapsing, and epidemics—so what’s a little extra water and ice from the sky?

One lady said she collected enough hail in her flowerpots to chill a case of beer. Now that’s turning lemons into lemonade—or in this case, hailstones into happy hour.

So maybe they didn’t get a tornado, but Virginia City got just about everything else. And if you ask me, that’s enough excitement for one day.

Still, I can’t help but picture that tornado somewhere off in the distance, tapping its foot and saying, “Well shoot, they didn’t invite me to the party.”

Guess there’s always next week.

I was sitting on the porch this morning, sipping my coffee, when I came across a little article sent to me in the mail that made me blow coffee through my nose. Not from the caffeine, mind you, but from the kind of laughter that sneaks up on you like a sneeze in church.

A woman got stopped by a Nevada State Trooper on U.S. 50, known as the Loneliest Road in America. And not for no reason—it’s the kind of road where the only traffic jam you’ll run into is if a tumbleweed gets confused.

Anyway, this woman—who I like to picture as the type who keeps hard candy in her purse and says “Oh heavens” a lot—gets pulled over for speeding. Nothing dramatic, just a touch too much lead in the foot, likely heading home or maybe rushing to work.

The young trooper steps out of his cruiser, starched uniform, ticket book in hand, probably trying to look older than he is. As he approached the window, the woman smiled, saying, “I’ll bet you’re going to try and sell me a couple of tickets to the Nevada State Police Ball.”

Now, I don’t know if she meant it as a joke or just a friendly jab to ease the tension, but what happened next is what landed the story in the paper.

Without missing a beat, the trooper replied, plain as day, “Ma’am, the Nevada State Police don’t have balls.”

And just like that, time froze.

According to the article, there was a long, uncomfortable silence—the kind where even the crickets go quiet. Then, in what I can only imagine was a mix of embarrassment and a strong desire not to speak again, the young man snapped his citation book shut, turned around, and walked back to his cruiser.

He didn’t say another word. Just drove off in a hurry, like maybe he left the iron on at home.

The woman, for her part, sat there, probably wondering if she’d imagined the whole thing, and thinking twice about making small talk with law enforcement from now on.

After reading the article, I sat back in my chair, wiped the coffee off my shirt, and thought, if the Nevada State Police ever do decide to throw a formal event, they oughta to call it a gala. Something tells me it’d be a lot safer.

Out here, we try not to take things too seriously. We know life’s full of strange moments and slip-ups, and sometimes the best thing you can do is laugh, shake your head, and carry on. That poor trooper will probably never live it down, but I’d like to think someday he’ll laugh about it, too.

Once the sting wears off.

Arizona has many things that’ll take your breath away–the Grand Canyon at sunrise, a saguaro blooming in the moonlight, and a July afternoon when your car thermometer stops at 118 degrees because, frankly, that’s as high as it knows how to count.

Now, I don’t live there, but I can and do follow the news from Arizona. Blame the Internet. It allowed me to see what happens in the West.

But nothing—and I mean nothing—makes TV news crews lose their collective minds quite like a good old-fashioned monsoon dust storm, or as we desert rats politely call it, a “haboob.”

Now, don’t get me wrong—I’m not knocking Mother Nature. When the desert decides to throw a temper tantrum, it’s something to see.

A wall of dust rolling across the horizon like a thousand Hoover vacuums running on high. It looks like the end of the world, if the end of the world came with grit in your teeth and the smell of wet creosote.

What gets me isn’t the storm itself—it’s the wide-eyed, brand-new reporters they send out to cover it. Fresh out of journalism school, still wearing shiny shoes and hair gel, they stand in front of the camera with that “biblical plague” look in their eyes.

You’d think they were broadcasting live from the parting of the Red Sea. “This… this is unprecedented!” they gasp into the microphone.

No, sweetheart. It’s July. It’s Arizona. It’s Tuesday.

Meanwhile, locals are pulling over to grab tacos at Filiberto’s because they know that by the time you unwrap your burrito, the whole thing will blow over and you’ll have a little extra sand in your salsa. That’s how desert rats handle it–patience, tortillas, and a broom waiting back home on the porch.

The funny thing is, the station always has a choice. They could send out the old-timers—the reporters with calloused look and cracked windshields who’ve lived through forty monsoon seasons.

Folks who know the difference between a dust storm and the world ending. Those folks would tell you, calm and straight-faced, “Yep, it’s dusty. Best stay off the freeway for half an hour.”

But the producers never go that route. They want drama.

They want terror. They want twenty-two-year-old Chad or Tiffany hyperventilating live on air while clutching the microphone like it’s their last.

I’ll never forget one storm when a young fella, bless his heart, actually crouched behind his news van, talking about how he was “braving the elements.” The man was wearing goggles as if he were about to storm Normandy. All the while, his cameraman—an old-timer who’d been around the block—was leaning against the bumper, sipping a Big Gulp, not even bothering to aim the camera straight.

That’s the difference. The rookies think a haboob is the apocalypse.

The veterans know it’s just Mother Nature’s way of sweeping her porch. And that’s really all it is.

A haboob is not smoke, no matter how much it looks like a wildfire. It isn’t biblical, unless your Bible has a chapter titled “Thou Shalt Wash Thy Windshield.”

And it’s not going to swallow the city whole. That’s Phoenix traffic’s job.

The truth is, haboobs are part of life there. They’re messy, they’re inconvenient, and they’re just as predictable as that one neighbor who always brings potato salad to the barbecue. Phoenicians don’t panic—they wait it out, sweep the patios afterward, and carry on.

So here’s my humble suggestion–next time, send the seasoned reporters, the ones who know better than to panic on live TV. The ones who can crack a smile and say, “Well folks, looks like God shook the flour sack again.”

Arizona doesn’t need more fearmongering. What they need is a little common sense, a dash of humor, and maybe a reminder that no matter how scary it looks on the horizon, most storms blow through faster than the evening news can hype them up.

Until then, I’ll be watching from my computer with a cold drink in hand, muttering to myself, “There goes another one.”

And when the screen cuts to some poor rookie choking on dust and calling it “historic,” I’ll chuckle and think, “Welcome to Arizona, kid, hope you packed a broom.”

I was sittin’ out on the front porch the other evening, sippin’ some whiskey and listenin’ to the crickets tune up for their nightly concert, when Mary poked her head out the screen door and said, “Honey, we need to talk.”

Now, after almost forty years of marriage, I know that tone. It ain’t usually followed by good news, or pie.

She stepped outside, folded her arms, and gave me that look—the one that makes a man sit up straighter, like he’s about to get a whoopin’ in church.

“It’s about your sympathy cards,” she said.

I blinked. “My what?”

“Your sympathy cards. The ones you send when someone passes.”

“Oh,” I said, a bit confused. “You mean the ones I’ve been writin’ since you told me folks appreciate a handwritten note in hard times?”

“Yes, those.” She sighed, sat down beside me, and put her hand on mine. “It’s the LOL you keep writing at the end.”

I chuckled. “Well, yeah. You know—Lots of love. That’s what it means. I thought it was a nice touch.”

Mary stared at me like I’d just told her the cows could fly.

“Sweetheart,” she said gently, like she was breakin’ bad news to a child. “LOL doesn’t mean Lots of love. It means Laugh out loud.”

I blinked again. “What?”

“Laugh. Out. Loud.”

I just sat there, mouth half open, heart suddenly full of all the names and faces I’d written to over the past few years. All those bereaved folks. All those solemn cards, with lines like, “So sorry for your loss. He was a good man and will be missed. LOL, Tom.”

Or worse, “You’re in our prayers. May she rest in peace. LOL.”

I felt the blood drain right outta my ears. “You mean I’ve been sendin’ people laugh out loud in sympathy cards?”

Mary patted my hand and nodded slowly. “Yes, dear. You have.”

Now, I ain’t one to curse much, but let me tell you—I came mighty close to it right then. All this time, I thought I was bein’ kind, signin’ off with warmth and affection.

Turns out I’d been sendin’ the emotional equivalent of a pie in the face at a funeral.

“Well,” I said, starin’ at the road like it might offer me some comfort, “that explains why some people’ve stopped speakin’ to me.”

Mary snorted. “And why the preacher’s wife gave you that funny look at the potluck.”

I shook my head. “Mercy. I just thought they didn’t like your potato salad.”

We sat there a while, watchin’ the sun melt behind the hills, the sky turnin’ soft shades of purple and peach. After a bit, Mary leaned over and reminded me.

“You had good intentions,” she said.

“I did,” I replied, “but it seems I’ve been a well-meanin’ idiot.”

She squeezed my arm. “That’s not news, love. But now you know.”

So, for the record, if you’re readin’ this and you’ve ever received a sympathy card from me that ended in LOL, I wasn’t laughin’. I promise. I was sendin’ lots of love, even if the Internet doesn’t agree.

Sometimes, all a man can do is laugh at himself, learn a little, and keep a closer eye on acronyms. And maybe let Mary proofread the next card.

There’s a stretch of fence out behind the Johnson place that doesn’t rightly go anywhere. Ain’t no cows on either side, and the only thing it keeps out are the tumbleweeds when it feels like cooperatin’.

I reckon that fence has been there longer than most folks ’round here can remember. Some say it was put up by old Jasper Johnson hisself, back when he first broke ground and called it a homestead. Others say it grew there, like the cottonwoods and the stubborn tumbleweeds.

Now, Jasper’s grandson, Luke, who still owns the place, though he doesn’t do much with it. He drives into town, drinks his coffee black at the diner, and reads the paper like he’s lookin’ for something that ain’t got printed.

One morning, I caught Luke out there, starin’ at that old fence. I pulled up in my truck, not because I had business, but because, well, sometimes a man needs company that doesn’t talk too loud.

“Fence need fixin’?” I asked, climbing out and stretching my back like I meant it.

He shook his head, still lookin’ past the barbed wire into nothin’. “Ain’t broke,” he said.

“Well, that’s somethin’, I guess,” I replied, and we both stood there quiet for a spell, like maybe the wind might say somethin’ worth hearin’.

After a while, he kicked at a clump of dirt and said, “Granddad used to mend this fence every spring. Said it was good for the soul.”

I nodded. “Ain’t a bad way to spend a day. Gets your hands dirty and your mind clear.”

Luke looked over at me then, real slow-like. “But it don’t do nothin’.”

“Maybe not,” I said. “But sometimes keepin’ somethin’ goin’, even if it don’t serve no big purpose, is how you remember who you are.”

That hung in the air a minute.

He looked back at the fence. “Guess it’s like sittin’ on the porch when the day’s done. Don’t accomplish much, but it feels right.”

“Exactly,” I said. “Not every good thing in life has to earn its keep.”

Luke smiled then — not a big one, but just enough to show he heard me. We ended up patchin’ a loose rail anyway.

Not ‘cause it needed it, but because that’s what men like us do. We mend things — fences, hearts, memories — with wire and silence and the slow, steady rhythm of work that don’t need explainin’.

Later, over coffee, Luke looked out the window and said, “You know, I think I’ll keep that fence up. Maybe even walk it now and then.”

I just grinned. “Ain’t nothin’ wrong with fixin’ what ain’t broke.”

He laughed — honest and warm — and the waitress brought us pie without askin’. That’s the kind of town Spanish Springs is. Where folks know what you need before you do. Where fences might not make sense, but they still stand proud.

And where, now and then, somebody remembers that sometimes the best things in life are the ones you don’t need a reason for.