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  • Bill Lund, 1956-2020

    William Donald Lund, Jr. passed away on January 30, 2020 at the age of 63. Better known as Bill, he was born on December 1, 1956 in Sacramento, CA.

    While he grew up in Northern California all his life, it wasn’t until 1973 that he moved to Crescent City from Blue Lake, with his family. He attended Del Norte High School for two years, graduating in 1975.

    Bill and I met in high school where he was a senior and I was a freshman. He saved me one morning by stopping a couple of his classmates from giving me a ‘Del Norte Swirl’ in the boy’s bathroom in ‘B’ hall.

    I still owe him for that bit of grace.

    At Del Norte he excelled in both football and basketball. In basketball he earned two all-conference honors his junior and senior years, and also earning the MVP award as a senior.

    Bill went on to attend Butte College in Chico, California in 1976, and then Arcata’s College of the Redwoods in 1977. At Butte, he was a member of the Community College State Championship team.

    At CR he earned all-conference in basketball and for a time held the single season scoring record. He was a member of the all decade team, that had the most wins in the school’s history. Bill still holds a spot in the college’s record book for scoring and rebounds.

    From there he went on to be a very successful and talented independent contractor.

    Finally, I could have used a photo of him taken from his Facebook page or the obituary in the Del Norte Triplicate, where I drew much of the above information, but in the end, I think a nice black-and-white action shot of Number 52 racing down an opponent in basketball from back in 1975, is the perfect way to remember my friend.

  • True Believers

    “So you don’t believe in our ‘folk tales,’ huh?” the Indian fishing guide, using air-quotes, asked the younger man.

    He’d been telling the out-of-stater some of the Paiute’s scariest myths and legends, hoping to add a seed of doubt to the man’s cynical attitude about native ways.

    “I don’t believe in UFO, Bigfoot, or the Boogeyman, either,” the man replied.

    “You should. Unlike Water-babies, Tu’lo’ug Vou’c’g takes many forms, luring the unbeliever in and then…”

    Their aluminum boat shifted violently as a great, oscillating mass of changing shape and color, rose from Lake Pyramid’s depths, displaying a multitude of eyes, fins and long massive tentacles. Both men began to pray as it cut the surface, mouth agape, ready to feed.

  • Beast of Beowawe

    The night before last, Brady had found the first signs of slaughter. The snow had fallen clean and new, a soft quilt draped across the valley, but it hadn’t stayed white for long.

    Near the fenceline of Miguel Lardizábal’s pasture, he’d found the sheep, what was left of them, strewn about like rag dolls, throats torn open, their bodies dragged and dropped, leaving dark arterial fans of crimson in the snow that steamed faintly in the frigid air. Brady was a man who’d seen death before, cattle mauled by cougar or coyote, sheep lost to the cold, but this was something else; wounds too deep, the savagery too personal.

    The snow around them bore strange impressions: four-toed prints, big as a man’s hand, arranged not in the staggered rhythm of a quadruped, but the even pattern of something that walked upright. He crouched low, studying one track where the blood had frozen at the edges.

    The claw marks were deep, set with purpose. Caught on a low branch nearby was a single wiry hair, coarse and brown, thicker than a horse’s mane.

    When he rubbed it between thumb and forefinger, a faint oily musk clung to his skin. That same musk wafted up from the droppings he found farther on, dense, rank, threaded with shards of bone and tufts of wool.

    He followed the trail through the aspen stand where the snow muffled every step. The night was still, save for the groaning of trees shifting under frost and the distant drip of meltwater from the trough he’d helped Lardizábal build the summer before.

    The moon hung high and full, a perfect white coin behind thin clouds, and in that cold glow Brady saw it. The creature stood erect, no more than fifty yards ahead, framed between the trunks.

    Its shape was almost human, but elongated, and distorted, limbs too long, shoulders narrow and twisted as if broken and re-healed in the wrong places. The snout jutted forward, black and wet, and it sniffed the air in long, deliberate draws, each one loud enough to echo across the snow.

    Brady froze, breath held, heart pounding so loud he feared it might draw the thing’s attention. It didn’t move at first.

    Then its head turned sharply toward him. Eyes like dull coals caught the moonlight. The creature let out a growl that rose into a howl, something ancient, furious, and heartbreakingly human beneath the animal rage.

    Brady didn’t think. He drew his Colt and fired once. The bullet struck true, snapping the thing’s head back. It fell to its knees, then onto its side, thrashing once before going still.

    When he approached, the steam of its blood curled into the night air, but as he stared, his breath caught in his throat, as the form before him was changing.

    The hair sank back into the flesh, the snout drew inward, the claws retracting into fingers. Within moments, what lay in the snow wasn’t a beast at all but a man.

    Miguel Lardizábal.

    Brady stood over him for a long time, his breath fogging the still air. He holstered his gun and whispered a curse, then he turned and walked home, leaving the body to whatever carrion the desert called its own.

    By morning, the ravens had found it. The coyotes would follow.

    Two nights later, Brady dreamed of the tracks again. Only this time, they led not through snow but through stars, four-toed prints impressed upon an endless black expanse. He followed them, though there was no ground beneath him, no air to breathe, only a cold pressure in his chest that pulled him forward.

    He found himself standing once more among the aspens. The moon was close now, brighter and pulsing, its surface crawling with motion like a nest of insects.

    Beneath its light, the snow began to bubble. Shapes moved under it, limbs, faces, the faint sound of whispering.

    He awoke slick with sweat, the sound of those whispers still clinging to his ears.

    At dawn, he went back to where he’d left Miguel’s body. Brady found the snow, churned, blackened with blood and feathers.

    But the body was gone. No bones, no scraps, no sign of struggle, just those same upright tracks leading off toward the hills.

    Brady followed.

    The trail wound through the sage and into the basalt ridges beyond Beowawe, where the earth opened, becoming old mine shafts and caves. There, beneath a lip of rock, he found a hollow filled with bones, sheep, deer, and humans alike.

    The air was thick with the musk of rot and something sweeter, almost floral, that made his eyes water. Carved into the rock above the hollow were marks, circles intersected by lines, spirals nested within spirals.

    They seemed to shift as he looked at them, as if the stone itself pulsed faintly in time with his heartbeat. Then Brady heard movement behind him, a slow, dragging step.

    Turning, he saw the tracks again. Fresh ones.

    He raised his gun. The sun hung low and red, casting long shadows that bent and twisted with the rocks, where one of those shadows moved, tall, upright, familiar.

    “Miguel?” he whispered.

    The thing tilted its head, and for an instant, Brady saw his neighbor’s face, eyes sorrowful, mouth working as if to speak. Then the face melted away into fur and teeth.

    The howl that followed was neither challenge nor rage, but something else entirely. An invitation, maybe.

    And before Brady knew it, he was stepping forward, toward the sound, toward the hollow breathing darkness that awaited within.

    Afterward, those who saw him swore that his eyes had changed color, and that, sometimes, when the wind cut across Beowawe Brady was heard howling back.

  • The Past Calling

    once everywhere
    antiquarian extinct
    goodbye pay phone

  • Guest Blog

    Today, I was pleasantly surprised to be published as a guest blogger in “Happiness between Tails by da-Al,” who in her own words, describes her childhood as having been “spent between U.S. coasts and parts of Spain while I corresponded with my grandmother in Argentina.” This one line sounds magical all by itself!

    Aside from being a novelist, she’s worked as a broadcast reporter and a print journalist, whose work garnered her an Emmy. And while I haven’t seen a picture of her husband, she does have a cute lab-mix.

    Thank you, da-Al for sharing my work with your readers.

  • How Angels Tread

    “I had a completely different idea about what All-Souls day meant,” she smiled.

    “What, did you misspell it in your head, too?” he asked.

    “Yes, and when I had to kick off my shoes or be dragged skyward, I finally got it,” she returned.

    “It definitely isn’t what anyone was thinking while listen to bible lessons in Sunday School,” he chuckled.

    “Nope,” she responded, “Now, lets get home before it starts to rain and we catch our death.”

    He shook his head in agreement as together they walked hand-in-hand down the sidewalk, with nothing but thin socks covering their feet.

  • Bedside Manner

    The doctor said, ‘brain tumor,’ but those two words vanished as she added, ‘six months to live,’ and ‘immediate treatment.’ To make matters worse, a deadly Zombie virus was been making the global rounds.

    He had a decision to make and he had to be quick about it.

    It was easy, slipping into the isolation ward of the hospital. All he had to do was find a supply closet, put on the surgical scrubs, then walk-in like he knew what he was doing.

    Strapped to a bed, eyes darting, teeth gnashing, was a man. He offered him his bare forearm.

  • Never Mess with a Fairy Ring

    There’s a fairy ring of mushrooms growing in my front yard. The only option to safely remove them is to pull them up wholesale.

    It wasn’t long before I regretted doing so. Several things mysteriously went missing from the house: an entire jar of change, the television remote, my truck keys, my favorite coffee cup.

    “What the hell!” I exclaimed.

    They turned up a couple of days later – in my neighbor’s yard – across the street. We were less surprised by the sudden reappearance of my things than the fact that a fairy ring of mushrooms can grow in artificial turf.

  • Palindrome

    We were scared about Y2K, but not the binary disaster of today’s date: 02022020.  Spread the word befor

  • All in the Paperwork

    It was a situation Tom never thought of and one which should’ve never happened. But once it was brought to his attention, as a supervisor, he knew he couldn’t let it stand.

    A dumber-than-a-box-of-rocks van operator came to him complaining that the know-it-all woman in the front office kept changing the number of exemptions on his federal W-4 tax paperwork. He claimed more people than what he had in his household, which is perfectly legal.

    Know-it-all’s changing it without Box of Rock’s consent though, was not legal and Tom politely pointed it out to her. She, on the other hand, kept claiming it was wrong of him to claim so many when they didn’t exist.

    “What he claims on his paperwork is between him and the federal government and not you or this company,”  Tom told her.

    She refused to listen to him and after the third alteration of his paperwork, Tom took it to his direct supervisor, Mr. Worthless. He had a habit of doing everything in his power to undercut the company at every turn when it came to the company’s local operation.

    As usual, he did nothing, and in fact, he agreed with Know-it-all, letting her alter employee’s files willy-nilly.

    “So it’ll be okay with you if she changed your filing information?” Tom asked.

    “She has no reason to change mine,” Worthless stated, “It’s in perfect order.”

    “So is his,” Tom responded, leaving his office.

    Next, he went to the manager’s office for possible resolution. Mr. I-can’t-be-bothered couldn’t be, telling Tom to go back and tell Know-it-all not to change employee’s paperwork without their knowledge.

    And though Tom did this, she continued to alter Box-of-rocks income tax filing. Since he wasn’t getting relief and technically being management, he acted outside the company by calling the local union representative, telling him what was going on.

    Results! He was in the office within minutes, reading the riot-act to Know-it-all, Worthless and Can’t-be-bothered, informing them that he was filing a notice of intent to take action if the unauthorized alterations did not cease and desist immediately.

    At first, Worthless and Can’t-be-bothered went after Box-of-rocks, harassing and threatening him with all sorts of disciplinary actions. When Tom learned of this, he confronted both men and told them that he involved the Union and that he did so because of Know-it-all’s illegal actions.

    Within minutes, Tom was written up and suspended from work for three-days without pay. However, along with a three-day vacation, his pay was reinstated after going to the state and best of all, Box-of-rock’s paperwork was filed exactly as he wanted.