My proctologist has a tiny camera on the ultimate selfie-stick.

She stared out over the empty Nevada desert wondering if anyone had found one of her many letters. Being a widow of less than a year, Maggie was lonely, sad and desperate. Days before she had sat at her upright piano, which Matt had bought her as a wedding gift nearly five years before, and…

It’s April Fool’s Day — so believe nothing and trust no one — jus’ like any other day.

He could see her fighting with the monster. Without hesitation, Sammo attacked, but the monster refused to loosen its grip as she screamed. Then the stringy-haired beast unexpectedly broke free from Sammo’s jaws and without warning struck him several times. Attempting to escape the counter attack, he struggled to gain traction on the wet floor.…

Of course I wanna bury the hatchet. What sorta fool keeps the murder weapon?

We awoke to the sounds of one of our dogs getting sick. Not a pleasant way to begin the day for either the dog or us. The dog, Roxy, a pit-bull terrier, quickly rushed outside and threw-up some more. She eventually came in and laid down on the cool tiles of the bathroom floor. The…

Life isn’t a dress rehearsal — it’s a costume party.

Found an online article with the header: “How to Conquer Procrastination.” I’ll read it later.

Saw a friend at the grocery store who asked, “What are you doing here?” I answered, “Be vawee, vawee quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.”