The Central Authority claimed it had all started that year. However Dom knew it had begun earlier than that — over 25 years before the deadly rioting of that year. Yes, Dom had been part of a movement to take control of the United States from Progressives. He had been vocal in his opposition to…

As goes the TV commercial, so goes society.

Mayberry was so peaceful because only one man in town was married, and he stayed drunk.

I practice ‘rage yoga’ which involves swearing and drinking. Okay — so I practice swearing and drinking.

At 74-years-old, Grandpa Bill was a man of very few words. One late afternoon, as we sat on his porch in silence, he produced a large cigar box, handing it to me. “Wanna to tell you ‘bout this,” he said, as he motioned for me to open the box. Inside was a neckerchief wrapped around…

The greatest joy of having a penis, is sharing it with someone who doesn’t have one.

‘A butt tuba,’ spelled backwards is still ‘a butt tuba.’ Jus’ saying.

For nearly 37-years, she was simply known  as “Sheep’s Flat Jane Doe.” She was discovered shot to death by hikers near a trail close to Mount Rose Highway, in Washoe County, Nevada, on July 17, 1982. But now she has her given name back: Mary Silvani, born in Pontiac, Michigan, in 1948. After developing a…

My wife explaining why having a regular bed time is important: “It’s not because you’re tired, it’s because you exhaust me.”