Awoke tearful this morning, having had a lucid dream of Roxy, our Pit Bull, where she ‘spoke’ to me without saying a word. I am compelled to write down her thoughts as she conveyed them — and to do so before I am fully woke and forget her canine colloquy… “They tell you not to…

Taco Bell selling fries, Burger King selling tacos, KFC putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches — and it started after marijuana was legalized.

Religion of Ecology necessitates that man and woman are not natural beings.

Forever, I will remember going to my cousin Danny’s high school graduation and while waiting outside to go in with my parents, I turned around to see a girl I knew, Barbara (whose family had moved earlier in the year,) standing on the opposite side of the glass from me. We smiled and simultaneously placed…

“For a buck,” Willy said to the bartender, “I’ll have a two-finger shot.” The one-eyed man smiled while watching Willy down the green-yellow liquid. “Wow, that’s some awful tasting shit,” Willy complained as he gasped for air, “And here, I thought it was Absinthe.” “We call it ‘Swamp Juice,’” the bartender said, continuing to issue…

Generally, I stay away from stories regarding the weather. As a reporter in 2005, I survived the lies and division Hurricane Katrina brought to the mainland when it made shore near New Orleans and I decided I would avoid any and all weather related news from then on. However, I’ve been awake most of the…

UPDATE: The Clark County Coroner’s Office confirms that a body found inside a car on August 28 is that of Sharon Harrell. The cause and manner of her death are still pending. Las Vegas police are asking for your help in locating a woman who went missing on August 23 in the west valley. Sharon…

Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.

The skull of your enemy is much more environmentally friendly than a plastic bottle. Jus’ saying.

Dogs are our better selves.