• when the day is slow i find myself running with pointed scissors and sharpened pencil

  • Remember that I loved when it was foolish, cared when it was unwanted and when my body is gone — remember my full heart.

  • Until

    i never went crazy much until another one touched my hidden soul

  • From a Coffee and Donut

    On his way home from his 12-hour overnight shift, Buzz stopped at the local 7-11 to fuel up his truck. In front of him, at the counter, was an older gentleman wearing a Korean war veteran’s hat. He thanked the old man for serving the U.S. and Buzz bought his cup of coffee and donut.…

  • I said, “I couldn’t get laid if I were a rug,” and she got out the vacuum cleaner.

  • An American Pie Breakdown

    America’s culture began its current transformation in the 1960s and the song ‘American Pie,’ by Don McLean, released in the autumn of 1971, was the near-perfect vehicle describing the sense of loss of an ‘innocent time’ in our country… A long long time ago I can still remember how That music used to make me…

  • A wooden desk is simply a remodeled tree.

  • Most ‘crazy buses’ are powered by a hidden insanity.

  • Bologna is nothing more than hot dog pancakes.