• Call Her ‘Lime Lady’ No More

    Though hundreds of miles and four-and-a-half decades from where I am now, this tale of murder and the hunt for justice within one family hits close to my childhood. Mummified remains, covered in a quicklime mixture, were found along the North Canadian River, near Jones, Oklahoma, on April 18, 1980. Investigators learned that the victim,…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “The only reason God created the monkey is that He was disappointed in the man.”

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “I don’t slur my words — I speak in cursive.”

  • Duel

    My wife sleeps in the master bedroom, I sleep in the second guest room across the hallway. Before you ask, let me explain – I have night terrors that are often violent, and I have come close to physically injuring her while in this state. We get up at about the same time each morning…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “Land O’ Lakes removed the Native American Woman, but kept the land.”

  • Fuji Film Moments

    Sorting out my mind is how I’ve spent this morning. It began when I woke and clawed from between the sheets. It’s what I call a ‘Fuji Film moment;’ bright, vivid colors that are not there but real nonetheless. I say Fuji Film because before digital, there was only emulsion film, and the one that…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “The reason Mayberry was so peaceful is that no one was married, and the one guy that was stayed drunk and slept in jail.”

  • Back Water

    “Believe it or not, that’s a Lion’s Mane mushroom,” our guide said, right before it stood fully erect and growled.

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “While I can’t dance very well, I do the Moon-Walk better than Michael Jackson when I step in dog crap.”

  • A True Short Story

    She said to me, “I feel dead inside.” “So do I,” I returned. We held each other’s hand. That night she had sex with my best friend.