SCP 18721981

It began as an innocuous posting on social media about an 1872 Nevada-California boundary marker made of cast iron near Verdi, Nev., being added to the National Register of Historic Places on Aug. 27, 1981. Things quickly spun out of control as someone replied, “‘Cast Iron Obelisk’ for when you want something durable, cheap, and ominous.”

Then the boundary appeared on the Secure, Contain, Protect (SCP) Foundation’s Web-based project:

• SCP 18721981 is to be under armed guard and electronic surveillance. Due to SCP 18721981’s nature, it may be necessary from time to time to detain tourists lured into its minimum safe zone.

• Do not look away from SCP 18721981 as it may suddenly accelerate to unsafe speeds. And if you begin to hear strange sounds while in the vicinity, try retuning your dental fillings to a different wavelength.

• SCP 18721981 contains a liquid core. If a rupture should occur, do not touch, inhale, or otherwise view. If contact occurs, telephone the SCP Help line at 1-800-666-6666. Please press 2 for Español.

• Use as directed as it may cause side effects. Do not use SCP 18721981 if you are pregnant or under 12. Ask your doctor if SCP 18721981 is right for you.

• Do not place fingers or objects inside SCP 18721981 cage. Do not attempt to feed SCP 18721981. Do not taunt SCP 18721981. If SCP 18721981 assumes the voice of a loved one, do not listen.

• The SCP 18721981 may stick to certain types of skin. If SCP 18721981 begins to smoke, get away immediately. 

• Do not look away from SCP 18721981, as it may suddenly accelerate to unsafe speeds. And if you begin to hear strange sounds while in the vicinity, try retuning your dental fillings to a different wavelength. 

• Ask your parents before using SCP 18721981 as it may cause priapism. If you experience an erection over four hours, call your doctor.

• Only valid at the Nevada-California border. Do not use SCP 18721981 near other states as it does not play well with others.

• Some restrictions apply. SCP 18721981 comes with a lifetime warranty.

Finally, some erstwhile traveler reported, “SCP 18721981 is along the old Emigrant Trail & Lincoln Highway, uncaged and living its best life near a picnic table.”