Salamander Surprise

“Jus’ be careful when you go down by the creek.”

“Is the water deep?”

“No.”

“Fast, then?”

“Don’t think so.”

“Cold?”

“Probably.”

“Then why the warning?”

“The salamander.”

“You’ve got to be kidding?!”

“No, I’m not.”

“Okay.”

That damned salamander was twice the size of a gator and it swallowed him in one gulp.

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