“I don’t believe having a baby is as painful as getting kicked in the nuts,” he stated emphatically.
“Pig!” she countered, in anger, “How can you say such a thing?”
“Women have babies, complain about the pain, but then turn around and have a second,” he explained, “I’ve never heard of a man in his right mind ask to be kicked in the balls even once, let alone a second time. ”
“You’re such a fucking misogynist,” she growled, before storming away and locking herself in their bedroom.
He sat on their couch, knowing it would be his bed that night.
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