Listen Up, You

In the U.S., the NSA is the only government agency that actually listens to you. They even have their own pick-up lines:

“Did you fall from heaven? Because there’s no tracking data on how you arrived at this location.”

“I’d tap that.”

“I know exactly where you have been all my life.”

But then…

A woman goes on a date with an NSA agent, and says, “So, tell me about myself.”

And yet, the date didn’t go well — because at the NSA, everything is done through the ‘backdoor.’