Tariff War

“Sir, we have intel suggesting the enemy is preparing to strike.”

“What kind of strike?”

“Like nothing we’ve ever seen before.”

“Get to the point – what are they planning?”

“To strike.”

“To strike what? Us?”

“No. sir, themselves.”

“I thought you said they were going to attack?”

“No, sir. I said ‘strike.’”

“That make’s no sense.”

“No, sir, it doesn’t, but then they are Unionized.”

“Any idea what they’re striking over?”

“Increased Chinese tariffs.”

“What? Why?”

“Appears they want the Chinese tariff’s reduced.”

“Don’t we all?”

“I would think so.”

“Then why?”

“Personally, sir, I think it’s that derangement syndrome.”