Mental Shit

There was a time when I didn’t find my shit very interesting.
But now that I’m locked up in this insane asylum, I find it of extreme interest.
No shuttlecock, cards or checkers for me.
Finger painting and pitching practice are my newest hobbies.
And as soon as they remove this jacket, I’ll be getting my shit together.
You can bet your sweet ass on that.
Shhh…here come’s one of the Screws now.