Dog

A human being cannot find a better teacher than the average dog, who knows the full meaning to a natural life: ‘If you can’t screw it or eat it, then piss on it.’ Their definition of a door is that something he’ll find himself on the wrong side of every time.

Finally, because of his character, a dog can’t help but show his truer nature; no head-game to his wants. If a dog wants to be loved, he’ll simply place his head in your lap, tail wagging and look up at you.

Bless the dog that cannot hold his licker.