Perspective

Two friends had been out a little later than they should have. They came home to their wives late and then met the next day.

One man said to the other, “Was your wife angry because we were out so late last night?”

The other man said, “Nah, she came to me on her hands and her knees.”

“No kidding? How did it happen?” the first man asked.

The second man looked kind of sheepish and said, “She crawled across the bedroom floor, looked under the bed and demanded, “Come out from under there you coward, and fight like a man!”