A politician was running for the California State Assembly. His advisor said, “Look you’ve got to head for Sacramento now or you could lose a lot of votes. They’re telling lies about you there!”
“I’ve got to go to Del Norte County first or I could lose even more votes,” the politician replied.
“Why? What’s going on in Del Norte County?” the advisor asked.
“They’re telling the truth about me!” the politician answered.
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