Making a Gun-free U.S.

As it turns out, many of my Progressive friends are right, making the U.S. gun-free can be done in five easy steps.

1. Elect 67 Senators and 290 Representatives who support the cause.
2. Have the newly-elected Congress propose to repeal the 2nd Amendment.
3. Get 38 states to ratify the Constitutional change.
4. Enact Federal legislation that makes gun ownership illegal.
5. Confiscate every gun in the country, door-to-door if need be.

Easy-peasy. And while we’re at it — lets change the name of the country too, because we REALLY wouldn’t be ‘united’ on anything anymore.