Grandpa Bill had a ritual he looked forward to every Sunday morning. He would take my sisters out for a drive for some bonding time.

On one particular Sunday, however, Grandpa had a bad cold.. Luckily, Grandma Leola came to the rescue and said that she would take the girls out.

Upon their return, Marcy ran to see Grandfather.

‘Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?’ he asked.

‘Oh, yes, Grandpa,’ Marcy replied, ‘and do you know what?”

“What?” Grandpa responded, eager to know what she was so excited about.

“We didn’t see one dumb- bastard or stupid-shithead anywhere we went today!’ she gleefully stated.