• All Night DJ’s Lament

    The DJ speaks into the mic
    As the phone starts to blink,
    A listener calling in their likes.
    Phone hangs up with a ‘clink.’

    Of course the record now playing
    Has a scratch that makes it skip,
    Over and over the needle dragging,
    Causing the DJ to bite panicked lip.

    More than once a cart is mis-cued,
    A record shuck has now disappeared,
    But still the DJ keeps the mood
    Of one that is hysterically absurd.

    Only the DJ knows all that is wrong.
    Others hear nothing but control,
    As shakey hands cue the next song.
    Fluid words from tongue does roll.

    Oh, the all night DJ’s lament…
    What a radio talent must put up with
    Just to pay another month of rent,
    Get rich overnight, really is a myth!

  • To Live on the Edge

    Uncle shook his head sideways and asked, “Any idea where the hell they could be?” Then he clucked his tongue and his young gelding moved forward onto the trail.

    Tommy followed along behind him and said nothing. He had long come to realize that his Uncle was asking himself more than anyone else a question. The way Tommy figured it, talking aloud and asking questions was one of Uncle’s many ways of thinking.

    They had been in the saddle before sunup having passed under the shadow of Irish Mountain of the South Fork Range. It was spring roundup and the hunt for the final few beeves in the redwoods and surrounding hills was on.

    Tommy was tickled and slightly afraid when his Uncle looked directly and said “Saddle Cracker up. You’re coming with me.” They were moving south through Uncles grazing rights. The fine grass showed its tender shoots as they paused to give their horses a breather just beyond Lemonade Springs.

    “I got a feeling they cut across the Mad on us,” Uncle commented. “There isn’t a sign to cut anywhere over here.” Tommy said nothing while lying stretched out beneath the shade of a madrone tree.

    A few later minutes they were back in the saddle, cutting west towards the Mad River. “Best get set to cross,” Uncle ordered.

    Both riders paused long enough to pull off their boots and tie them around their necks using their bandanas. As they continued toward the river Tommy loosened his pistol belt and pulled it off. He draped it over his neck as well making certain to double-check the thumb loop.

    The rush of the Mad River could be heard long before it could be seen. The creaking of saddle leather and horses hooves in the soft earth mixed with the activity of the mountain stream made Tommy’s’ heart race with anticipation.

    River crossing had always been a dangerous part of the range hands occupation. No cowboy ever wanted to cross a swollen, fast moving, deep and cold river.

    “Remember to hang on,” Uncle shouted back as he urged his mount into the brisk waters.

    Tommy reached back and grabbed a handful of Crackers tail hair. The old mare’s ears laid down momentarily as if she realized what she were about to be asked to do.

    Uncle had explained once that Oklahoma and Texas cowboys always grabbed onto their horse’s tails as they crossed a river. That way if the rider became unseated from the ‘hurricane deck’, the horse would drag him to the bank. And if the unthinkable happened and the horse should drown, then the cowhand would have a ready-made flotation device because horses never sink directly.

    Neither event occurred as both horse and rider climbed the river bank further north than where they started. Uncle stopped to put his boots on and so did Tommy. If Uncle were cold, he certainly didn’t show it and Tommy knew he best not say anything either though his body shivered involuntarily and violently.

    It was a little before noon and the midday sun soon dried both range-riders. They stopped at Cherry Glade Creek to stretch, eat and rest the horses. They were determined to ride until after sundown if necessary.

    The coffee was strong and hot as Tommy lifted it to his lips. It warmed him and gave him energy. He swallowed the last of the cold biscuits and honey then downed the last bit of coffee.

    “We ought to get a move on, Uncle,” Tommy said without realizing. His felt his heart sink into his stomach because it sounded as if he had just given his Uncle a command.

    Uncle looked up and smiled then chuckled a little bit. “Okay, buckaroo, let’s get saddled up.” Uncle laughed aloud once again.

    They turned their mounts in a northwesterly direction, riding for half an hour. That when Uncle stopped and leaned way over to look at the ground. Tommy moved closer to have a look. He could see very little, other than where the ground was chewed up.

    “At least five of them,” Uncle said. Then he pointed up into the hills, “This way.”

    Leaving the banks of the Mad River behind them, they pushed their horses deeper and deeper into the woods. This was dangerous for both man and beast as this is where people tended to live on the edge of civility. A good saddle horse could easily be mistaken for a mule deer and its rider as a jumper onto a mining claim or trespasser into a marijuana field. For this reason both riders pulled out their bright red wild rags, tied them loosely around their necks, to make certain they could be seen.

    The tracks led deeper and higher into the hills. Many of the trails were dim as Tommy’s Grandpa was fond of saying. In more than one case, they had to make their own path up a grassy or moss covered slope.

    Uncle leaned over and followed the tracks as the two pushed on. The tracks led into a small stand of timber.

    There in a clearing stood a man and a woman. They had built a make shift corral and had rounded up seven strays. They were also working on field dressing one of the steers.

    The woman saw them first as they rode into the clearing. She looked frightened as she pointed at the man with a bloodied arm and said, “It was his idea.” The man looked up and stepped straight for his rifle.

    Tommy saw his action and already had his pistol in hand. The double click of the hammer caused the man to pause in his reach. Uncle rode up and picked the riffle up from the fence post and proceeded to empty the shells from its chamber. He flung the brass cartridges a far away as he could.

    “Son of a…” the man said in a barely audible voice.

    Then Uncle spoke, “I’d jus’ stand right there, both of ya or my young Ramrod will punch holes in both your souls.” Neither one moved.

    Tommy was momentarily distracted by the term ‘Ramrod.’ That meant ‘Boss’ and that his Uncle viewed him as an equal in this ugly affair.

    The man looked up at Uncle and stated, “I didn’t think anybody would be up here looking for these cows.”

    “Well, you thought wrong,” Uncle replied. Then he said, “Now, ma’am if you’d be kind enough to open that gate and light a shuck under them cattle, I’d much appreciate it.”

    She did as she was asked. Then she moved quickly over to a wad of blankets that appeared to be tossed on the ground. Tommy trained his pistol on her until she pulled out a baby that began to cry. He holstered his gun, feeling ashamed of himself.

    Uncle raised his right hand to the brim of his hat and said, “Ma’am” as he nodded his head. Then he looked at the man then the half butchered cow and the nearly starved cow still tied to the far side of the make shift corral, “Keep the darn thing and that one too. It seems you need it more than me.”

    Then taking no chances, he tosses the once loaded rifle into the brush, beyond the corral. Without another word he clicked his tongue and dashed off into the woods the way he had come, his young Ramrod hard at his side.

  • Trees of Mystery’s Babe Losses Its Head

    During a usual visit to the Trees of Mystery’s in Klamath, California, ‘Babe the Blue Ox,’ greets everyone who stops in. But for the time being, a blue tarp is replacing the usual sight of the 35-foot tall statue’s head.

    babe

    A leak in the top of the Babe’s neck allowed water to seep into the blue, stucco and chicken wire structure and compromise the wood. The head dropped straight on its nose, crumbling the stout and breaking off a tip of one of its horns.

    The original Babe from the 1940s, moved and bellowed loud moos. The head should be back on the statue by the first week of January 2008.

     

  • Revealed

    During Seminary I did my best to avoid the “Book of Revelations,” in the Holy Bible. It has always left me frightened, with its imagery and such.

    But today, I am seeing it differently – realizing God had me stuck in that book for months on end so I could better understand what He wanted me to know. This isn’t the first time, nor will it be the last more than likely, that I’ve dragged my feet on something, only to discover how much I needed to know it, so I could share it.

    God has created the orders of community; marriage, family, economic activity, government and the state. Satan, unable to create anything, tempts others into distorting and misusing what God has created.

    Christ-followers must discern whether government is functioning under divine authority or merely as a divine authority. When the latter is the case, Christ-followers must pray courageously endure and accept the consequences.

    Behind the appearance of the pomp and power of the world, there is an absolute sovereignty which will ultimately doom evil. That is God, who is utilizing all the forces of evil to accomplish his own purposes.

    Christ-followers undergoing persecution need to know their sufferings are not meaningless and that they will be vindicated. The mainspring of all hope and courage is the enemy will be defeated and followers are not fighting a lost cause.

    The U.S., as a whole has moved away from God — and to use His wording — it’s time for retribution.

  • Free?

    1971

    Here I am, a bird, a gull. Yes!
    That’s what I’ll be. Upon rocks I
    shall sit or fly the oceans, free.

    Oh, but free. What is free?
    How far is free? I am not free.
    I wish to fly to the end of free!

    A gull, that is me, I am a gull.
    I see the ocean white with foam.
    So,is the oceam or the foam free?

    I am not a gull and the oceans are
    Not free and the foam is not free
    And I am not free. I just am…

  • Best in the West

    That cowboy hat looked handy,
    Solid brim and fancy trim, a dandy.
    It surely was the very best
    Handcrafting in all the West,
    But the tag said “Made by a Pakistani.”

  • The Mustangers

    The two cowboys had worked hard to corral the wild mustang. Several times it had charged the men as they worked to capture the beast. They took turns at the ropes as they struggled to get the animal properly tied to the stake.

    ”High spirited broom tail ain’t he,” said Rob in his Australian accent.

    Daniel laughed, ”Yeah, ask ol’ Buster about that.”

    Kicked in the thigh, Buster was off at the shack nursing his injured pride. It was nearly mid-day and the sun was out and beating down hot. They had started long before sun up. It took a lot of hard work and a considerable amount of luck for the three mustanger’s to catch nine of the high desert natives.

    “You know we could go to prison for this,” Buster warned.

    Mustanging in Nevada had been outlawed for years yet the youthful trio could not help but get gathered up in the excitement of the chase.

    “Well, either they’ll end up in the pen or we will,” replied the Perth native. He laughed at his joke while the other two shook their heads at each other.

    Once they snubbed horse to the post, the two cowboys worked in tandem to put a blinder over the animal’s eyes. The blinder was an old towel folded over and lightly held in place by a piece of hemp rope.

    Next came the saddle. Daniel flipped the saddle blanket on the horse. It’s skin twitched wildly from the fright of being in close contact with humans. Rob hackamored the wild one as Daniel cinched up the saddle. They were going to ride the mustang the old-fashioned way.

    “Who’s going to go first?” Rob asked.

    Daniel dug into his jeans and pulled out a quarter. “Let’s flip for it.”

    “Heads” called out Rob.

    Daniel tossed the coin into the air and then promptly caught it. He slapped it onto the back of his left hand. When he lifted his right hand it revealed that Rob had won the toss.

    The young Aussie wasted no time in climbing onto the hurricane deck strapped across the back of the mustang. Then Daniel pulled the blinder from the horses eyes and made a mad dash for the pole corrals safety.

    Instantly the horse pitched up and out ward trying to shake the unfamiliar weight of the rider on its back. It twisted violently one way and then another continually exposing its underside towards the sky. The horse hopped and bucked and came crashing to earth in great big jarring strides and still Rob stayed on the horses back.

    They continued like this for nearly a half of an hour. Daniel enjoyed the rodeo show from the top rail. Finally the horse slowed then stopped, exhausted.

    Rob lightly tapped his heels into the sweat covered animals flanks. It jumped slightly but obeyed the riders commands as he directed it first in one direction and then another.

    After ten minutes, Rob climbed down out of the saddle. Daniel dropped from his perch on the corral and met him half way. “Here mate, take him for a spin.”

    He handed Daniel the reins.

    Without warning the mustang bolted. Daniel was still holding tight to the pieces of braided leather. The animal jerked the young cowboy off his feet sending him flying across the corral. Yet he held tight to the reins.

    The horse dragged him a few more feet and the settled down.

    Daniel rose to his feet. Instantly he knew something was wrong. There was a blinding pain that emanated from his right shoulder. His arm felt weak and uncontrollable. Daniel glanced over at this shoulder and instantly realized that it was dislocated.

    “Son of a gun,” he said as he dropped the reins and gathered up his useless arm.

    A second later Rob was at his side. He said, ”Don’t worry mate, I’ve seen this before.”

    With that he slipped a balled up fist under Daniel’s shoulder, directly in the arm pit and grabbed Daniel’s elbow he pushed up and back on the arm. With a sickening pop the shoulder joint slide back into place.

    The pain was searing and caused him to pass out. Daniel woke up face down in the dust of the corral. As he stood up he found he still could not use the arm.

    “Great,” he said, “now you really messed it up.”

    “Well it worked before,” Rob said.

    With that he helped the injured cowboy out of the corral and to the pick up. It would be a long and torturously bumpy ride into town and the hospital where they would have to dislocate Daniel’s shoulder again and then reset it.

  • Under Hoof

    Grampa said to me one day
    For a cheap hat I should pay.
    One without the fancy trim,
    Jus’ one with a solid brim.

    I should’a listened to Grampa,
    An’ through his eyes what he saw.
    But given my youthful age
    I didn’t hear the wise ol’ sage.

    Workin’ hard to dally ’round,
    Bringin’ cow-brutes to the ground.
    And my, how the dust does fly
    Stingin’ even the bravest eye.

    But the saddest thing I know
    Is havin’ to reap what I sow.
    An’ this tear’s jus’ the proof
    When my fancy hat’s under hoof.

  • Thank God for the Country

    1973

    Thank God for the country
    With bird and beast,
    Blue streams running
    With trout for a feast.

    Still waters do run deep
    And also this here country.
    Its’ beauty is refreshing,
    Its’ waters are still free.

    Skies remain painted blue,
    Dotted white with clouds.
    Trees wave shades of green.
    Grasses, tiny golden crowds.

    Cattle are grazing quiet.
    Horses are hobbled nearby.
    Take time to notice God,
    His garden, His open sky.

    Flowers of this country
    Are also so very sweet,
    And with you in it my
    Darlin’, it’s so complete.

  • Chased Down

    The wind howled hard
    An’ carried my father’s voice.
    I did not want to listen
    Though I had no other choice.

    The winter blow comes bitter
    An’ chills me to my bone.
    I hear my father’s voice
    With his unmistakable tone.

    My horse paws the ground
    As the wind bites an’ howls.
    I push him to the ‘ole trail
    With scratchin’ from my rowels.

    He hears him too, like me, or
    Does he sense my tension ’cause I fear it?
    Bein’ chased down by a winter wind,
    Or is it my father’s haunting spirit?