The Old Blog in the Desert

A seven-year-old girl who died after being struck by a falling boulder at Diamond Peak Ski Resort on Saturday is Adelyn Grimes of Reno, the Washoe County Regional Medical Examiner’s Office confirmed.

Grimes was pronounced dead at the scene after sustaining blunt force injuries to the neck and chest. Authorities are investigating the circumstances, including the location on the mountain where the boulder fell. Her death was an accident.

The incident occurred just before 3:40 p.m. on March 29, when emergency personnel responded to Diamond Peak. Ski patrol responded immediately and provided first aid while awaiting the arrival of the North Lake Tahoe Fire Protection District and the Washoe County Sheriff’s Office.

In a statement, Diamond Peak Ski Resort acknowledged the tragedy, extending condolences.

“The entire Diamond Peak Ski Resort family has been deeply affected by a tragedy that occurred Saturday,” the resort said. “We would like to extend our heartfelt condolences to the family of the child involved, to the members of the Sugar Bowl race team, and to the entire Lake Tahoe ski racing community, all of whom have been profoundly saddened by the accident.”

Counseling resources have been made available to resort staff affected by the tragedy. Sugar Bowl Resort declined to comment on the incident.

The Washoe County Sheriff’s Office is leading the law enforcement investigation.

An Amber Alert issued in Northern Nevada on Monday was canceled in the afternoon after authorities safely located 10-month-old Lyric Smithen and his mother, Chelsea Daniels.

The alert came after Daniels, 32, abducted her son in Fallon following a court order that removed the child from her care. According to the Churchill County Sheriff’s Office, Daniels was described as “upset and distraught” at the time of the abduction.

Authorities reported that Daniels had sent messages threatening to harm both herself and the child. She was armed with a handgun and traveling in a black 2006 Ford Explorer with Nevada license plate 714S57.

The search became more urgent after officials revealed that the child was to have open-heart surgery on Tuesday.

The Nevada Division of Emergency Management issued the Amber Alert early Monday, urging the public to be on the lookout for the suspect’s vehicle. Around 8:56 a.m., Daniels and her son were near the Walmart on Reno Highway in Fallon.

Lyric Smithen is described as a white infant with blonde hair and gray eyes, measuring about two feet tall and weighing 20 pounds. Daniels is 5’4”, weighing approximately 174 pounds, with brown hair and green eyes.

The Amber Alert was canceled by 3:45 p.m. after authorities confirmed both Daniels and the child had been found safe. The Nevada Division of Emergency Management confirmed the update at 3:49 p.m., though further details on Daniels’ custody status or potential charges were not immediately available.

Nervous—very dreadfully nervous I had been and remain. The obsession had sharpened my senses—not dulled them—not destroyed them. Above all was the sense of hearing. I heard all things in the notifications, the pings, the buzzes of the digital ether, the silent hum of a phone on “Do Not Disturb”—a lie, a mockery!

It is impossible to say how the idea first entered my brain, but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion was none. I loved the phone. It had never wronged me. It had never given me a thumbs-down emoji or left me in “airplane mode.”

I had no desire for Wi-Fi beyond 4G. No, it was the phone—that cursed, gleaming rectangle of torment! Whenever it buzzed in my gnarled hand, my blood ran cold–so by degrees—very gradually—I decided to rid myself of the thing and thus silence its incessant chatter forever.

Now, this is the point. You should have seen me. You should have seen how I proceeded—with caution, foresight–what dissimulation I went to work! I was never kinder to the thing than during the whole week before I plotted against it.

Every night, about midnight, I crept into my room—oh, so stealthily!—and peered through the crack in the door. There it sat, and then—oh, horror!—it would ring. Not a call, no, but a notification, perhaps a “like,” a “share,” a “your package has shipped.” The sound pierced me like a dagger, a tinny chime that echoed in my skull. But I was patient. I waited. I smiled. I drank my whiskey.

Upon the eighth night, I was more than cautious. I rumbled through the house–all sound drowned only by the faint bzzz-bzzz-bzzz of the phone on the nightstand. I opened the door—oh, so slowly!—and slipped inside. My hands trembled, not with fear, but with purpose. The phone lay there, face-up, its screen a black mirror until—ping!—it lit up. “Breaking News: Local Man Buys Socks.” I stifled a scream. The time had come.

With a motion swift and silent, I snatched the phone from its perch. I held it aloft, its weight a sin in my palm, and then—oh, glorious release!—I smashed it upon the floor. The screen cracked like a spider’s web, yet still, it buzzed defiant, a final ding of “Low Battery.” I stamped upon it—once, twice, thrice!—until it lay in pieces, a shattered relic of modernity. The silence was exquisite. I was free.

Into a corner, I swept it, where the fragments, in my haste, came a sound. A bzzz-bzzz-bzzz—but a vibration. Bzzz-bzzz-bzzz. The phone, though dead, lived on. A phantom buzz, a ghostly ringtone, a notification from beyond the grave. Bzzz-bzzz-bzzz. “Your update is ready to install!”

I paced my room, my nerves unraveling. The sound grew louder—how could he not hear it? Morning came, and so did the neighbors, summoned by some unspoken instinct. They knocked, inquired, and sipped my hastily brewed coffee.

“All is well,” I said, smiling.

But the sound—bzzz-bzzz-bzzz—it swelled, roared, mocked me!

“Do you not hear it?” I cried at last, tearing at my hair. “The buzzing, the ringing, the endless scroll of it all? I did it—I smashed his phone! I confess! See in the bottom of my wastebasket—silence it, I beg you!”

They stared, bewildered, then laughed. “It’s just your phone,” one said, pointing to my pocket.

And there it was—my device, alive, vibrating, a cascade of alerts: “Man Posts Selfie: ‘Lost My Phone, LOL.’”

The Churchill County Sheriff’s Office, in a stroke of efficiency and brevity, has announced that both Nancy Griffiths and Jayson Daniel are safe.

Where they were, what they were doing, and why they were doing it remain questions of profound mystery, as the authorities have chosen to keep such tantalizing details to themselves. Nevertheless, the community is being thanked heartily for helping to find the wayward pair.

Authorities have issued an Amber Alert after a 10-month-old child was kidnapped in the Fallon area early this morning.

The infant was taken at approximately 8 a.m. by the child’s mother, Chelsea Daniels, in what authorities are describing as a non-custodial kidnapping. Daniels, believed to be armed, fled the scene in a black 2006 Ford Explorer with Nevada license plate 714S57.

Law enforcement agencies are actively searching for the vehicle and urging the public to be on the lookout. Officials are asking anyone who sees the suspect or vehicle to call 911 immediately and not to approach.

Skinning a Cat Without It Yowling

In the grand tradition of statesmen who solemnly assure the public that a fleecing is for their good, Washoe County Commission Chair Alexis Hill recently declared it’s time to have a “conversation” about raising taxes. Conversations is a polite term for reaching deeper into the taxpayer’s pocket with the delicacy of a pickpocket at a church social.

“With our expenses outpacing our revenues, we’re in some trouble,” Hill lamented as if this predicament had descended upon Washoe County like an unexpected Nevada snowstorm rather than being the predictable result of their financial acrobatics.

Inflation, population growth, and the pesky habit of employees expecting pay have all contributed to a projected $27 million budget shortfall in Washoe County by 2026. Meanwhile, Reno anticipates a $24 million deficit, and Sparks—a city known for its unshakable optimism— is staring at a $12 million hole.

Inspired by the wisdom of the ages, Hill has identified the solution–taxes. Among the favorite options are an increase in vehicle registration fees and a little upward nudge to the sales tax—both delightful choices because they hit every citizen, from the weary commuter to the penny-pinching retiree, with the even-handedness of a steamroller.

“We are all experiencing our revenues not meeting our expenses,” Hill explained, pointing to the cost of pensions and competitive wages as primary culprits.

Naturally, the only recourse is to collect more money, not to, say, spend less of it.

In a fit of uncharacteristic realism, Sparks Mayor Ed Lawson admitted that his city might have to consider layoffs. On the other hand, Reno remains as silent on the issue as a gambler, hoping the house won’t notice his empty pockets.

Hill, however, insists that Washoe County has been a responsible steward of taxpayer money—an assertion that might have held more water if the public hadn’t just learned that one of its top officials, IT Chief Behzad Zamanian, earning a tidy $240,000 per year while reportedly gracing the office with his presence fewer than five days a month.

Zamanian, a proud Southern Californian by primary residence, has been defending his remote work situation with the confidence of a cat claiming ownership of a neighbor’s fish dinner. In his role as guardian of the public purse, County Manager Eric Brown insists that Zamanian is quite good at his job–his physical presence seems entirely unnecessary.

“I was quoted in the newspaper saying it’s concerning, and it is,” Hill admitted, as though the discovery of a highly paid ghost employee had taken her by surprise.

An investigation is now underway because nothing soothes public outrage quite like an inquiry that will likely conclude long after the taxpayers have resigned themselves to their fate.

Of course, Hill also has her sights set on property taxes because, as she helpfully reminds us, “we all know where the wealth in America is.” No doubt, the prospect of a “realistic conversation” about property tax increases will inspire the same enthusiasm as a rattlesnake in a sleeping bag.

But fear not—if they succeed in hiking property taxes, they might consider easing up on all the other taxes. And if you believe that, dear reader, there’s a guy with a gold mine at the bottom of Pyramid Lake he wants to sell you.

“Now, ain’t that rich?” The Peanut Gallery roared as the Communist Party USA took to denouncing the firebombing of a Tesla collision center in Las Vegas, all while federal prosecutors point at Paul Kim, a man who, by their telling, harbored “far-left extremist ideologies.”

Las Vegas police had themselves a busy spell, nabbing Kim, 36, on March 26 after a fiery display at 6260 West Badura Avenue on the morning of March 18. Arson, homemade explosives, and a charge sheet long enough to paper a saloon wall followed in short order.

But here’s where it gets juicier than a Sunday sermon–Metro police claimed Kim had “loose ties” to the Communist Party USA. Not to be outdone in the public pronouncement department, CPUSA Co-Chairman Joe Sims wasted no time firing back.

“It’s militant non-violent protest that has time and again proven to be the most effective response to attacks on democratic rights,” he declared, evidently with a straight face, even as the accused sat in custody for torching a car shop.

Tesla’s head honcho, that ever-talkative Elon Musk, didn’t mince words, calling it “terrorism.” Federal prosecutors agreed in spirit, though they lamented the fact that there’s no official federal charge for domestic terrorism. As the accused’s lawyer helpfully pointed out, Kim hadn’t exactly fled town like an old-timey bank robber—he stuck around, chatted with police, and had a record as clean as a preacher’s Sunday vest.

But before the ink had dried on Kim’s arrest papers, the usual cast of online finger-waggers had been hollering that the culprit must be some radical leftist. It appears Kim’s a registered nonpartisan, which is a fancy way of saying neither side gets to claim him for their own.

Meanwhile, over the weekend, a hundred or so anti-Musk crusaders gathered outside a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas, shaking fists at the man they see as the villain of their particular story. Whether any had opinions on firebombing remains unclear, but at least the crowd had the good sense to keep their demonstrations from going up in smoke.

A Lament for Lost Wagers

There was once a time when Nevada’s gaming halls seemed incapable of losing at anything except humility. The dice tumbled favorably, the cards turned precisely, and the slot machines hummed a tune so profitable that one might think the laws of math were in the Silver State’s favor. But alas, February arrived, and with it, a most unwelcome discovery: the house does not always win—at least, not as much as it would prefer.

After two months of raking in fortunes so vast that even the pharaohs of old might have blushed, Nevada’s casinos managed a mere $1.22 billion in winnings. Respectful in gaming terms, but like a prospector trading a mountain of gold for just a pocketful of silver.

Compared to the glories of a year prior, when the Super Bowl filled Las Vegas with eager souls willing to exchange their hard-earned wages for fleeting excitement, the Strip’s take fell by nearly 14 percent. Once the darling of the high rollers, Baccarat suffered a loss so dramatic—51 percent—that one might suspect the ghosts of past gamblers had come back to collect their dues.

Slot machines fared a bit better, with their gains barely registering above last year’s mark. And while December and January had painted a picture of unrelenting prosperity, February took up an eraser and scribbled doubt all over the ledger. The coffers found themselves $202 million lighter, down $150 million, and others could only console themselves with the knowledge that they were, at the very least, not doing quite as bad off as their better-lit brethren.

The decline was not entirely a mystery.

Fewer visitors came to admire the neon wonderland, hotel occupancy dipped to a modest 80 percent, and the once-glorious parade of tourists thinned to a mere procession. Given such figures, one might assume that the gaming halls would take a moment of solemn reflection.

But this is Nevada, where there is always another hand to deal, another wheel to spin, and another month ahead to restore the rightful order of things—provided players return with pockets full of doe and spirits high.

Once upon a time, in the grand and bewildering expanse of the American West, there resided—albeit briefly—one Jairo Ivan Paredes Cota, a gentleman of Mexican birth with a peculiar fondness for unofficial border crossings. The enterprising traveler first became acquainted with the U.S. government in the spring of 2013, when the diligent fellows at Customs and Border Protection took it upon themselves to expedite his return to his native Mexico.

Alas, Mr. Paredes found the siren call of the United States too compelling to resist, for he reappeared on these shores at some undisclosed time and location, much like a misplaced sock suddenly turning up in the wrong drawer. Not until this past March did his adventures take a turn when ICE officers in Reno demonstrated their keen ability to reunite a man with his homeland.

He was promptly removed, not with fanfare, but with firm resolve, and escorted back across the border by way of ground transportation—one not his choosing. Authorities remain watchful for others who, like Mr. Paredes, believe national boundaries are mere suggestions.

Should enterprising citizens wish to assist in such matters, they are invited to report any suspicious doings via 866-DHS-2-ICE.

The Fernley women came into Saturday hoping to shake off Friday’s loss to Lowry, but fate had other ideas. The Vaqueros battled hard but ultimately fell 6-3, stretching their losing streak to four games.

Despite the setback, Lauren Smith and Sara Moffett did their best to keep Fernley in the fight. Smith notched a 2-for-3 performance, stealing a base and crossing the plate once, while Moffett added another run and a stolen base of her own. Hunter Lyle also made her presence known, cracking a double and driving in a run on a 2-for-3 showing.

The Vaqueros swung the bats well, finishing with a solid .379 team batting average—which usually spells victory. But on this day, the scoreboard told a different story.

The loss dropped Fernley to 8-5, while Lowry continued their dominant run, improving to 13-3 after winning nine of their last ten. However, the Vaqueros got a measure of revenge later that day, shutting out Lowry 2-0 to finally snap their skid.

The Fernley men, meanwhile, found themselves on the wrong end of another tough battle with Lowry. The Buckaroos had already bested them 11-3 on Friday, and they doubled down on Saturday, squeezing out a 3-1 victory. The trend of road teams winning in this matchup held again, with the visiting squad emerging victorious for the fifth straight meeting.

Dylon Comer gave the Vaqueros every chance to win, pitching a complete game and allowing just one hit across seven innings. Not a single earned run crossed the plate against him, and he fanned eight batters in a commanding performance.

But in a cruel twist of fate, unearned runs and a quiet Fernley offense cost him the win. Riley McCullar tried to spark a rally, going 2-for-3 with a run scored and two stolen bases, but the Vaqueros couldn’t muster enough firepower to get over the hump.

With their sixth straight home loss, Fernley fell to a dismal 3-12-1 on the season, while Lowry crept above .500 at 8-7. And if Saturday’s loss wasn’t frustrating enough, the Vaqueros got another dose of the same medicine in their rematch later that day, falling 6-1 to the Buckaroos.

With their recent struggles, Fernley’s teams need to dig deep to turn things around. Whether they can reclaim their early-season form remains to be seen.