“Come on, Dad,” Kyle called to me as he trotted ahead and up the Fourth Ward Schools front steps.
I was one of his class field trip chaperones to the Comstock, site of Nevada’s first silver rush.
Once inside we were met by the three young high school girls who would be conducting the tour of the now defunct school. The class was led inside a room jus’ to the right of the gift shop.
It was an old style classroom, with the hard wooden fold down benches. The walls were adorned with black chalk boards and various maps of the states including a territorial map of the United States.
In the center of the room set a pot-bellied stove on three-legs. As the tour guides pointed each feature out within the room, the children patiently and quietly took notice.
There was also a three-legged stool and on it set a pointed white hat on which the word “dunce” was written. The children laughed at the sight, as one of the guides talked about what the stool and hat were for.
I glanced at the stool and thought about going over and sitting down on it and placing the “dunce” cap on my head, but then I recalled a long ago and nearly forgotten memory from my childhood.
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“Tommy, why don’t you have a seat?” Mom asked.
She was pointing at the black leather barber chair with gold trim that was nearly one hundred years old. We were on a field trip to the county museum which used to be the old Del Norte County Jail and Mom was one of the chaperons for my fourth grade class.
I climbed up into the chair and leaned back.
Mom took her right hand and pretended to give me a buzz cut. The other children laughed at our mother-and-son antics.
About that time Mr. Robert Kirby, the fourth grade teacher stepped around the corner. He wanted to see what all the laughing was about.
Mr. Kirby looked at me sitting in the antique barbers chair, frowned deeply and then spoke in a thundering voice.
“Tommy, get out of that chair now!” He hardly paused for a breath as he continued, “I told you not to touch a thing!”
Without warning Mom stepped in front of Mr. Kirby, cutting him off as I continued scrambling out of the old barber chair.
“Robert,” she said, using his first name, “I told him he could get up there so if you’re going to yell at anyone, you’d better start by yelling at me first.”
She stood nearly toe to toe with the nearly foot taller man as she continued to lay into him verbally.
“But I warn you Mister, I yell back!” she added.
Mr. Kirby grew red in the face. I wasn’t be sure if it was because he was growing angrier, getting flustered or felt embarrassed, but the next ext thing I knew, Mr. Kirby stepped back, turned and went into the room he had just left.
By that time though, I was out of the chair and thinking, “I’ll never make that mistake again.”
I kept my hands in my pockets for the rest of the trip.
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“Let’s all go up stairs,” said one of the school guides.
It snapped me back into reality. I looked at the dunce cap and stool one more time as I filed passed it and out the door with Kyle by my side.
I remember thinking, “I almost made the same mistake, luckily Mr. Kirby isn’t around to have caught me.”
Then it occurred to me — Mom isn’t around to protect me either.