• Tin Man

    god made of metal
    fell down in a heaping crash
    so much for the ‘Tin Man’

  • Dream of a world where cancer and addiction clinics are as available as abortion clinics are now.

  • A day on one of Jupiter’s 79 moon lasts about five-hours, the same amount of time as a the weekend on Earth.

  • Government shutdowns work better when it’s the politician that doesn’t get paid.

  • For god-sake, if you’re gonna wear a MAGA hat, don’t smirk, it makes you look threathening!

  • Marked safe today from White boy smirking.

  • Muddy Feet

    It’s jarring to wake up in the middle of a muddy field, barefoot, three blocks from home and without the slightest idea about how I’d gotten there. Suddenly, a dark figure appeared: “It’s about time. I’ve been calling to you for the last three nights.”

    “Who the hell are you?”

    “My name’s Weir Legion.”

    “So why are we out in the middle of nowhere?”

    “Because I wanted to deliver this message in person.”

    “A message?”

    “You’re fucking with things you shouldn’t be fucking with.”

    “Like what?”

    He grinned and I woke up, back in my bed – feet caked with mud.

  • You meet the nicest people in government soup lines.

  • Read a report that says drinking coffee and whiskey are both bad for me, so I’ve decided to give up reading.