“It’s said that ‘man cannot live by bread alone,’” he called out. In silence, he proceeded to gnaw at the stale gluten-filled crust, before adding, “If not wine, then how about a shot of whiskey?”

Concrete walls echoed his refrain.

I bet clouds look down at us and say ‘That one’s shaped like an idiot!’

When did penguins start living in the desert? I never learned about this in school back in the day.

And why doesn’t Nevada have any?

The body made a relaxed thud as it toppled into the pre-dug hole following the echo of the single gunshot. It was then covered in loose dirt from the hole and disguised with flowers planted on top and each in a perfect row.

The honey bees were never so happy that spring.

While saying prayers last night, the dogma ate my religion.

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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out bed.

The suicidal man watched the bomber, with his explosive-laden vest and dead-mans switch, and sighed. “Hey, long time no see, my friend,” he called out as he enveloped the astonished stranger in a long bear hug.

The ensuing blast was a messy embrace that saved several lives.

She had memorized the poem, ‘Footprints in the Sand,’ before going to the beach that summer afternoon. And when she looked back, she saw nothing — not even her own prints.

That days sea had came with a wicked riptide.

The emptier the wagon, the greater the noise it makes.