• The Cats of Ck’u-my-u’us Ck’lot-c’

    In the village of Ck’u-my-u’us Ck’lot-c’ there lived a quy’ug’ seh’, a witch, who enjoyed catching and killing cats as ritual sacrifices. The villagers feared this quy’ug’ seh’ and instead of complaining about his vicious activities, held their children close, thankful that it was not their child that had suffered such a heinous fate.

    One early morning a caravan of many strangers came into the village, arriving ahead of their annual gathering on the nearby playa, for what outrage and rituals, few would ever know. Many wore, what villagers supposed to be costumes with heads of unearthly beasts that no good soul could or even wished to identify.

    And with them came a singular, dark-eyed child, a girl, whose head was covered in reddish hair and whose skin glowed a green-tint in the luminous sunshine. Throughout the day, this stripling enjoyed the company of a certain black kitten.

    That evening a cherubic wailing could be heard throughout Ck’u-my-u’us Ck’lot-c’ as the child searched for her now missing and beloved pet. Then as the gibbous moon fully inclined the star-filled sky, the strangers took to praying and singing and chanting in a frightful tongue that no human ear had ever before heard.

    The following morning the strangers were gone, traveling northward, deep into the heat of the high desert. Also gone, the villagers quickly discovered, were their cats.

    Had the strangers prayers mesmerized the furry beasts, bidding them to follow from the village? No one knew for certain and no one dared to make inquiries of those same strangers.

    What was known is the tale told by two boys, who remained outside after darkness fell. In the shadows of the many alleys and various footpaths, they saw numerous cats, too many to count and of all description, gathering, before boldly approaching the quy’ug’ seh’s house, where they witnessed the felines parading in circular fashion around and around the unkempt and mysterious abode.

    No one believed the boys, preferring to cling to the memory that the pair were known tricksters, and were obviously intent on playing a practical joke, if not a somewhat ill-timed, on the puzzled villagers. Three days passed, when as suddenly as they had disappeared, every cat of Ck’u-my-u’us Ck’lot-c’ returned in the night to where they truly belonged.

    And for sometime after, these returned cats refused to eat, instead enjoying much time before the many homes heated hearths or lazing about in the sun, luxuriously and unceasingly grooming themselves. It left many of the villagers very curious and still others filled with a superstitious dread.

    Another three days would pass before the pets, both indoor and outdoor, began to show appetites and to start again eating what their masters had to offer and soon this feline food-strike was forgotten. It appeared that a peacefulness had finally settled on Ck’u-my-u’us Ck’lot-c’ once more.

    However, it was about this time that someone made note that the quy’ug’ seh’ had not been seen in many weeks and that no candlelight had appeared in his window, nor had curled wisps of evil smoke escaped the chimney of the dreaded house for many nights. Because of trepidation, nothing was done and the matter set aside, save for quiet whispers regarding the strangeness of the thing.

    So months passed before villagers grew bold enough to approach the quietness of the shuttersome place, to check on the long absent quy’ug’ seh’. Once the door was splintered and entry made, his cleanly picked bones, scattered about the earthen floor, were found.

  • Faces

    While trying to figure out how to better store all the stories I wrote as a kid, I ran across this one. I recall the night I did it. I was on an Edgar Allan Poe kick and had decided to use a bird feather quill and India ink to pen this one. Here’s the original paper…

  • Had a bad mix up at the grocery store this morning after the clerk said, “Strip down, facing me.” Evidently she was talking about my debit card.

  • Dusking Hour

    “Go outside and play, but be home for supper,” Mom said as she dismissed us to go do what children do.

    We went into the woods, played games we invented, climbed trees, enjoyed hide-and-seek and kick-the-can. We disputed, negotiated, settled.

    Always, and way too soon, the street lights popped, buzzed and brightened that dreaded dusking hour. Then it was time to get home, wash up, eat, watch some TV, then to bed.

    We hopped on our bikes, disbanding with the promise to be back in the tomorrow. Adulting would come too soon for us, who peddled away from the nighttime.

  • My friend said he didn’t understand cloning and I told him, “That makes two of us.”

  • My wife is shopping. She sent me a picture of her in a pair of nice dress pants.

    She asked if I thought they made her behind look big. I returned her message saying, “Noo!”

    Autocorrect changed it to, “Moo!” Send help, quick!

  • Matthew 22:36-40, Reimagined

    When the Pharisees heard that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees, they  gathered. One of them, an expert in the law, tested Jesus by asking, “Teacher, which commandment is the greatest in the Law?”

    Jesus answered, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

    Then another Pharisee asked, “Even if they have tattoos?”

    “Even when they ask stupid questions,” Jesus smiled.

  • Adam’s Tree Fort

    We were playing in the woods, where Adam claimed to have a tree fort. I wanted to see it, but he refused to show me.

    So, once Adam left, I searched until I found his well-camouflaged platform. I finally found my way up and sat down.

    When Adam returned, he cried, “Get out of my fort! There’s ain’t enough room for both of us!”

    “Sure there is,” I smirked, sliding back, leaning against the OD green wool blanket that belonged to Dad, and which served as a wall.

    Out I fell, slamming hard to the ground. It took a minute or so, but egged on by Adam’s unceasing and mocking laughter I got up, limped away and never returned to his tiny fort.

  • Grit is getting up, dusting off and being prepared to get rolled in the dirt again.

  • Video may have killed the radio star, but reality TV killed the video star.