The longer this COVID-19 stuff continues the harder it will to return to normal. And by normal, I mean wearing pants and bras.

Lovely, the fake news services are at it again…this time Reuters.

Posted on another social media site that a number of Martial Law activities were introduced to the US following 9/11 in the form of the so-called ‘Patriot Act,’ and not only remain in place, but continue to be built upon. It was pulled down after being deemed ‘fake information,’ thus violating that sites community standards.

Pishaw!

The COVID 19 generation is underway and will soon begin arriving in hospital wards jus’ in time for Christmas.

By the Nevada government closing down all school’s, where my wife took a job in food services, after retiring from the sandwich shop she worked at for 30 years, she’s been forced to collect unemployment. But the effing system has been over-worked and on Friday they pulled it down to repair whatever the hell they repair on it, and it has been even slower.

Now we don’t know where her check is and we can’t find a single live human to speak to it about — not with out a projected wait time of 11 hours. Such bullshit which I’m calling a fresh kind of Hell.

Today’s word is ‘shelter,’ and is brought to you by Day 27 of ‘Self-Isolation.’

“I don’t know why I let you talk me into this,” she complained, “It’s nothing but bullshit.”

“At least it got us out of the house after being locked up for so long,” her husband returned.

“Yeah,” she continued, “But I’m not gonna buy into the idea that all this quarantine crap we jus’ went through is them, whoever ‘them’ is, grooming us to be strictly a cashless society.”

“Can we please, at least stick it out?” he asked.

“No!” she declared, “I’m gonna go get our money back.”

“What money?” he queried, reminding her, “I used our debit card.”

In 2006, NASA downgraded Pluto, which is named for the Roman god of the underworld and judge of the dead, from a regular planet to a dwarf planet. Not to be a full-on conspiracy theorist — but it kinda makes sense now why all this shit’s happening.

Which is better? A picture worth a thousand words or a thousand words that create a picture.

Birds of pray are Angels by another name.

We’re living in two Stephen King novels right now; The Dead Zone and The Stand. If a clown shows up though, I’m effing done.