• Trebeck

    Our daughter-in-law is an operator for Lyft and Uber. Yesterday afternoon she was driving by the Grand Sierra Hotel/Casino in Reno, Nevada when she saw only a portion of the property’s electronic billboard.

    From her vantage point all she could see for the few seconds she had to read the billboard were the words, “Rest in Peace…Trebeck.”

    Where the first name was had been blocked from her view. For the next few hours she picked up and dropped off people, all the while puzzling over Trebeck’s first name.

    “I could have Googled it, but that would be like cheating since it was right there on the tip of my tongue,” she said. “I kept thinking ‘it’s a four letter name,’ like Mike, Bill or John, but nothing was ringing a bell or sounded right.”

    Finally, she decided to call it a day and head for home. Once there she immediately asked her husband, Kyle, “What’s that Trebeck guy’s first name?”

    Kyle asked, “You’re serious?”

    “Yeah,” she answered, “I’ve been trying to remember it all day.”

    Half-smiling and ready to laugh, Kyle returned, “What is your first name?”

    “Alex,” she answered.

    He walked away as she screamed, “Alex Trebeck! That’s it!”

  • Aggregated Headlines from Various News Outlets

    We’re being told to ignore was what our eyes see, our ears hear, and our gut instinct screams by the propagandized news corporations and social media, and I am sick of it…

    • Military Ballots Found in the Trash in Pennsylvania—Most Were Trump Votes
    • Arizona Voters File Suit to Restore Their Ballots Cancelled Over Sharpies
    • Michigan USPS Whistleblower Claims Late Ballots Received Backdated Postmarks
    • 4 VOTERS Older than the Oldest Human Being Alive Today Voted in Michigan Including One Man Born in 1850
    • Hundreds Of Absentee Ballots In Detroit, Pennsylvania Missing, Not Delivered By Postal Service
    • Joe Biden Boasts Of ‘Most Extensive’ Voter Fraud ‘In The History Of American Politics’
    • TENS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS Dropped Off in USPS Boxes at Detroit Absentee Ballot Processing Center at 3:30 AM After Election
    • Pennsylvania Attorney General States Outcome of Election is Predetermined, Calls Election For Joe Biden Before Election Day
    • Pennsylvania County Official: Thousands of Mail-In Ballots May Be Lost
    • Florida Postal Employee Charged with Stealing Mail-In Ballot
    • Bags Full Of Stolen Ballots Found In Seattle Suburb
    • Wisconsin Authorities Investigate Absentee Ballots Found In Ditch, As FBI Probes Discarded Pro-Trump Ballots In PA
    • Nearly 50,000 Ohio Voters Received Wrong Absentee Ballots, Officials Say – CBS Pittsburgh
    • Texas Poll Watcher Testifies On 2020 Voter Fraud In Houston, Has PHOTOS
    • Biden’s Texas Political Director, Other Democrats Accused In Illegal Ballot Harvesting Scheme

  • Where Does Poo Come From?

    My son, Kyle was jus’ a little guy at the time, perhaps four, maybe five years old. He didn’t talk very much because of his autistic spectrum, so when he did speak, we were very attentive.

    One morning as I was helping him get dressed for the day, he looked at me and asked, “Daddy, where does poo come from?”

    “Okay,” I recall thinking, “Weird question – but I’ll answer it as simply and as best I can.”

    Carefully and slowly, I explained how by eating food, chewing it into little bits, and by swallowing it goes down our throat and into our belly. I further told him that the food turns to a soup in our tummy and then drains out towards our bum and it eventually turns to poo, which is like the left overs our body can’t use.

    The look on the poor child’s face is one that I will never forget. He seemed puzzled and disgusted all the same time.

    “Does that make sense?” I asked.

    Rather than a yes-or-no answer, Kyle countered, “So, where does Tigger come from?”

    My brain completely shutdown at that point as I stared blanking into the eye’s of my young son.

  • My wife keeps calling herself ‘Widow-elect.’ What does that even mean?

     

  • I think I have mood poisoning…

  • Fernley Man Killed in Solo Vehicle Crash

    While I hate doing them, in my opinion, these sort of stories are important to the community…
    The Nevada Highway Patrol continues to investigate a deadly crash that took the life of a Fernley man.
    Twenty-two year old Gregory Blackburn was heading eastbound on Interstate 80 around 1:55 am Saturday morning, Nov. 7 when the black 1996 Dodge Ram he was driving struck a light pole and over turned near mile marker 42. Troopers said that Blackburn drove off the right side of the road before encountering the pole.
    Blackburn was unrestrained at the time of the crash and as a result, he was partially ejected from the cab of the truck and pronounced dead at the scene. No other vehicles are believed to be involve.

  • So, you figure you can hurt my feelings? Think again. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.

  • Once you know why pizzas are made round, packaged in square boxes and sliced into triangles, you will have a full understanding of women.

  • Don’t believe everything you read in a public restroom. Karen is not up for a good time. She’s not even friendly on the phone.

  • Bumped into a mannequin and said, “Excuse me.”

    After realizing it was a mannequin, I laughed, saying, “Thought you were a real person.”

    Then I realized I was still talking to the mannequin as it it were a living person.  This is a whole new level of weird – even for me.