• Moved by Unknown Reason

    Not once have I posted a story to this blog about an unknown person, save for a historical figure. However, while researching a news article for Dayton, Nev., I found this obituary from Fort Dodge, Iowa, newspaper, “The Messenger.”

    I decided to only post a snippet of the obituary before I quickly don’t explain why I find it fascinating…

    “Edith Ruth Bloomquist, 98, of Nevada, and formerly of Dayton, went home to be with her Savior on June 30, 2021. This is also the date, June 30, she married Paul Bloomquist in 1945.

    Edith was born on her family farm south of Fort Dodge on April 16, 1923, to Anna (Jondle) and Laddie Fiala. Edith graduated from Otho High School in 1941, attended Iowa State Teacher’s College, in Cedar Falls, and then taught country school at Elkhorn #5 for three years.”

    My dad was born in Fort Dodge, Iowa, like Mrs. Bloomquist, and Dayton, Nev. is part of my primary beat as a news reporter. These two facts simply moved me demonstrating how the world has become such a small place nowadays, and I have to wonder if perchance they knew one another.

    Many condolences to Mrs. Bloomquist’s loved ones.

  • Merchant of the First Guild

    “You’re the rudest motherfucker ever,” Mr. Black said to Mr. Pink.

    “Why?” Pink asked, “Because I said what everyone was think, but didn’t have the guts to say?”

    They were sitting outside, talking, enjoying beers, the night filled with glittering stars and a waning half-moon. It was Mr. Green that started the conversation.

    “Have any of you seen the movie ‘Inglorious Bastards,’ by Quentin Tarantino?” he asked.

    Some of us had, some had not. Black hadn’t.

    “That movie gets me,” Green added, “After all, I’m the son of Polish-Jews who survived the Nazi death camps. Makes me wonder where he gets his ideas.”

    “I can tell you,” Pink said.

    “No you can’t,” Green said. “He doesn’t even know where he comes up with some the shit, himself.”

    “What was the story you were telling us before you changed the subject?” Black asked.

    “You mean about exterminating ground squirrels?” he said.

    “Yeah,” Pink said.

    “What about it?” Green said.

    “You have a six-million dollar contract to kill them,” Pink said, adding, “How do you kill them again?”

    “Dude,” Black said, “You ain’t going there, are you?”

    Pink ignored him.

    “We capture them in cages,” Green responded. “Then we empty the cages into what amounts to a garbage can, put the lid on it, and hook the can up to the exhaust pipe on one of our service trucks and gas them.”

    “There you go,” Pink said.

    “There I go what?” he asked.

    “You’re a Polish-Jew that uses the same friggin’ method of killing squirrels that the Nazis used on your people,” Pink said. “Where do you think you got your idea?”

    “Man, that’s some heavy shit,” Green said.

    “Your jus’ like Quentin Tarantino  and you don’t even effing know it,” Mr. Pink said.

    “Wow, thanks for the compliment,” Mr. Green said.

    That’s when Mr. Black chimed in, “You’re the rudest motherfucker ever.”

  • Daedalus’ False Account

    Icarus’ cause of death was always a lie.
    He did not die flying too close to the sun.
    Icarus was shot out of the sky.
    His frightened death-screams long faded.

    An ambitious dreamer dashed violently to the ground.
    His drifting feathers meant to frighten us.
    Icarus’ murder is a powerful message:
    Dreams have a power of their own, even in death.

  • In the Earth, pt. 4

    Daily, I earned slightly enough to buy groceries in the evening. Each day went by quickly.

    But now it was October and getting much colder in the nights. The family next to my tent had a woodstove. I had nothing, and besides my tent and what was in it.

    Bitterly I decided to leave. Soon the weather would change from cold to deathly freezing.

    Returning to the highway, I passed water towers, homes, outbuildings, and a factory, then hitched a ride to Reno. The driver dropped me off in front of a Walmart.

    Inside, I bought bread, baloney, and a beer, then sat on the low retaining wall in the back of the store and made a couple of sandwiches. As I ate in silence, I knew this was the end of something worth noting.

    I could feel the pull of my own life calling me back.

  • In the Earth, pt. 3

    When the sun grew high and the day too hot, we trudged to the end of the field. There we unloaded our burden and picked up my day’s wage.

    Back across the highway, I borrowed a bicycle and rode to a mom-and-pop grocery store. I bought cans of Spam, Ravioli’s, baloney, bread, instant coffee, and a case of water.

    On my little hiking stove, I warmed up the Ravioli’s, made instant coffee in the now-empty ravioli can, and ate one of the best meals of my life. Hunger satiated, but still, achingly tired, I reclined on my bedroll, sighed, and drift in and out of dreamless sleep.

    Dogs barked in the distant cool of the night. Music twanged, vibrated, and carried across the fields.

    All was right with me.

    That morning I got up, put on my pants, which were all torn, went to the blockhouse to wash, came back, put on an old nearly worn-out straw hat, and went across the highway. Every muscle and bone in my body screamed for surrender.

  • In the Earth, pt. 2

    In the morning, I got up, washed, and took a walk around the place because the work had not begun. That night I went to bed in the sweet night air beneath a dewy tent.

    Three days and nights: no work, little food, warm beers, all freely given to me by others in the same shape as me. We huddled around a bond fire each night, where I would listen to their stories and the songs of a hard life.

    Finally, we began working.

    In a large tent near mine lived a family. They consisted of the grandfather, his wife, their son and daughter, their spouses, and half-a-dozen children.

    Each filed every dawn across the highway to the field and went to work. And each morning, I followed behind them.

    We bent down and began picking. Soon my hands began to cramp, fingertips to bleed; I needed gloves or more experience, and my back ached.

    Each day I strived to catch up to the children as they moved along the cultivated rows. Each day, I fell behind and was never able to match their speed or skill.

    But I never surrendered to the feeling of defeat that often overcame me.

  • In the Earth, pt. 1

    The truck dropped me off in the early hours of dawn. I got out and roamed the quiet town of Yerington.

    I chuckled about having talked of this place, actually making fun of it when I worked in radio, calling it Yeringtonburg, without ever having set foot inside the city limits.

    As dawn began to break, I lay flat on my back on the lawn near the old courthouse. I could lie there all day but finally decided I should look for that farm labor job I felt I needed to be a man.

    Along Highway 95, I went to find the mythical farmer and his fabled farm. The fields all looked long and wide, filled with clots of dirt, each growing vegetables and lonely.

    He pointed me to a small, cement block building. Behind it was trailers and tents.

    I set my tent up, and by nightfall, guitars tinkled, and harmonica hummed as I gazed at the stars.

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “Sometimes I make a joke in my head, and we all laugh.”

  • Brian Ferguson, 1952-2021

    Born July 12, 1951, in Arcata, California, Brian Ferguson passed away June 20, 2021, after a battle with cancer at 69 years of age.

    He graduated from Arcata High School and attended Humboldt State University. Following graduation, Brian was a teacher and coach at Del Norte High School.

    His two favorite sports were football and track and field. It was in track and field that I knew him.

    In all that time, I never knew we were roughly eight years apart in age. I thought he was much, much older than me.

    Back then, I called him Coach as he pressed me to better myself each time I took to the oval. While I often disappointed him, he never gave up on me.

    After I graduated from high school in 1978, I never saw nor spoke to Brian again. Simply put, our paths never crossed again.

    Sadly, only after his passing did I learn he was active in land rights following his teaching and coaching careers. For over 30 years, he sat on the Del Norte County Farm Bureau Broad and several times as President of the organization.

    During his time as Farm Bureau President, he formed the Del Norte Resource Conservation District. Brian also served for several years as Chairman of the Del Norte County Fairs Jr. Livestock Auction Committee and as President of Lake Earl Grange #577.

    Rest in peace, Coach Ferguson.

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “I told my wife it was okay for her to get rid of everything in the kitchen that did not bring her joy. Now, all we have is a cork-screw and an ice cream scoop.”