• Mr. Alescu

    Talking with random strangers while sitting in one of the many saloons that line C Street in Virginia City is a favorite pastime of mine. I say this because I cannot give the name of the person I had the following conversation with.

    We started with ghosties and ghoulies, a favorite topic of the Virginia City crowd, visitors, and residents alike. And so it degenerated into conspiracy theories, another popular subject often bandied over beers and shots.

    Progression being what it is, we landed on Adrenochrome therapy. Tales have recently arisen that some society elites either drink or infuse themselves with the blood of kidnapped children.

    Driving home, I remembered the night a well-dressed gentleman named Mr. Alescu, with pale skin and a pleasant demeanor, came to the Radio Shack store where I worked, looking to buy a cell phone. In 1989 such gadgets were not very popular yet, especially when the item weighed about five pounds, was a large rectangular shape, and was known as “the Brick.”

    The man wanted the entire package, and it did not matter how much it cost. So I gladly set him up with our best product, and we began filling out the paperwork.

    It was not as easy back then to get a cell phone hooked up to a cell tower. It required a lot of paperwork and then contacting Radio Shack customer service to locate and get a cell phone provider.

    One of the many things needed was an address and a driver’s license number. I asked and received his driver’s license.

    Looking at it, I noted his birth year as being 1894. I quickly deduced he was 96 years old, a remarkable age for a man who seemed far more agile and youthful than his given age.

    “You don’t look your age, “I complimented him.

    “Thank you,” he smiled, white teeth gleaming. “I get that a lot.”

    After two hours, he had a fully-functioning phone, and I had doubled my monthly commission, plus some, in a single transaction. Looking back, I wish I had not been so enthusiastic about making bank and paid more attention to the man I sold the Brick to.

  • I Know What You Did

    We were seated around a small squared table, enjoying karaoke night at the Ponderosa Saloon. Generally, I do not attend as I get embarrassed by the terrible singers, but a little alcohol reduces my anxiety while more eliminates it.

    Around this table, aside from me, sat Kimberlie Pettie, Kyle Blanchard, Alexia Sober, Shawna Whitmire then her daughter, Alexandrea. Sung was the song “In the Air, Tonight,” by Phil Collins, with its singular drum riff.

    Never having been anywhere but my truck to perform, that is to say, beat on my steering wheel as if it were a drum kit, I was excited to show off my skill. I had no way of knowing that everybody else in the saloon had similarly practiced this in their vehicles as I had.

    It was the solo that caused the problem for me. At our table, we were singing at the top of our lungs, and then we launched into the drum riff, and I, sitting next to Alexandrea, forgot about the beer and other drinks to my right.

    Everything toppled over into Alexandrea’s lap. She jumped to her feet as I tried grabbing the bottles and cups to prevent more spillage.

    She turned and raced to the back area where the restroom area, with her mother quickly on her heels. As I wiped up the mess and ordered a new round for the table, Shawna and Alexandrea returned, but the young woman left as Shawna sat back down.

    While everyone was telling me not to worry about it, I was still embarrassed by my behavior, and because of that, I left shortly afterward. From now on, I will only play my version of that drum riff in my truck, where I know I will not spill beer or anything more than a soda.

  • The Big Man of the Testicle Festival

    Despite the snow, wind, and colder-than-normal temperature, a large crowd came to Virginia City to celebrate the weekend of cooked mountain oysters and green beer. Parking, at a premium, was impossible to find on C Street, so I parked on Carson Street off Six Mile Canyon Road and behind the baseball field.

    After spending the day with friends and cruising the saloons, I noticed the sheriff’s department out and about. They were issuing warnings and citations to vehicles that were unlawfully parked.

    Knowing I had parked in a far out-of-the-way place, I was still worried that I might have violated some unknown law and maybe, at that very moment, was being cited for parking where I was not supposed to. Since it was long after dark, I decided to call it a night, and after bidding everyone around me goodnight, I set off on the long hike to my car.

    Walking the unlit back streets down the hill from the main drag of Virginia City is an endeavor in courage all unto itself. The loss of quietude stolen by raucous laughter from saloon patrons, the wilder noise of horses or deer, and sometimes a coyote or even a mountain cat, can be shattering.

    As I crossed Six Mile and turned up the street where my truck sat, I saw someone standing near my vehicle. As I drew closer, I realized the person was twice as tall as the vehicle.

    Whatever I was looking at had seen me as it quietly turned to its left, stepped across the narrow street, and disappeared into the historic dirt sidings that fill the acreage there. And while I did not feel threatened, I believe it was prudent to hurry, get in my truck and drive from the area as quickly as possible.

  • All the Political Bedfellows

    Governor Joe Lombardo announced his appointment of Vaughn Hartung to the Nevada Transportation Authority (NTA), designating him as the NTA’s new chair on Tue., Mar. 14. Hartung announced his resignation from the Washoe County Commission the same afternoon.

    The announcement of Hartung’s resignation came suddenly and without warning, triggering speculation. Further, it took until Fri., Mar. 17, for the reason behind his departure to be made public.

    In late January, Judge David Hardy granted subpoenas forcing Private Investigator David McNeely to identify who hired his firm to secretly install the tracking devices on Reno Mayor Hillary Scheive and Hartung’s private vehicles.

    It was an unusual ruling as McNeely had not yet secured a legal defense. Since that ruling, McNeely has retained Brian Hardy of Marqis Aurbach.

    Lawyer Hardy responded to Judge Hardy’s ruling, contending that Schieve filed the civil lawsuit for “the sole purpose of forcing our Clients to disclose the identity of their client.”

    In February, Judge Hardy asked Discovery Commissioner Wesley Ayers to review the case and provide the court with his opinion on whether or not the private investigator should reveal his client. Ayers determined that the “Plaintiffs’ (Schieve) interest in the disclosure of that information, coupled with the public interest in disclosure of that information in this case, substantially outweigh any interest that Defendants (McNeely) have in withholding or delaying the disclosure of the identity of their client.”

    Here are the connections.

    Judge Hardy’s biography reveals personal and business relationships that raise questions about his presiding over this case with neutrality and impartiality.

    According to his bio, Judge Hardy was a partner in the Law Firm of Hardy & (Charles) Woodman before his appointment to the bench. Judge Hardy and Woodman were not only law partners but friends since meeting in law school at Brigham Young University (BYU) and is ever referred to as a “long-time family friend.”

    Woodman made political donations to Schieve’s mayoral campaign, while Judge Hardy made one to Lombardo’s campaign. Lombardo appointed Hartung to a state position in February.

    Meanwhile, Hardy and his wife donated to Deborah Schumacher, a former partner at the law firm, McDonald-Carano LLP, representing Mayor Schieve, as Wesley Ayers contributed to Schumacher’s campaign for the Nevada Supreme Court.

    In 2016, Woodman ran for Municipal Court Judge in 2016. Schieve endorsed Woodman for Municipal Court Judge raising ethical questions regarding an endorsement video they had produced for his campaign.

    After his loss, Woodman thanked his supporters on his personal Facebook page. Schieve responded that she “loved him and his family to pieces.”

    According to the Nevada Code of Judicial Conduct: “Judges should maintain the dignity of judicial office at all times and avoid both impropriety and the appearance of impropriety in their professional and personal lives. They should aspire, at all times, to conduct that ensures the greatest possible public confidence in their independence, impartiality, integrity, and competence.”

    It appears Judge Hardy has failed at this task.

    In November 2020, New Jersey Rep. Bill Pascrell Jr. filed a complaint with the State Bar of Nevada against Brian Hardy and six other Nevada lawyers he says violated professional standards in bringing election-related disputes on behalf of the Trump campaign and other Republican parties. Nothing became of the complaint.

  • The Pioneer Pharmacia

    During westward expansion, medical knowledge and treatments were far more limited than they are today. Let’s take a closer look at the medicines used by pioneers:

    • Arnica: Used as a tincture to relieve sprains and bruises. Arnica is a plant native to the Old West and used for its anti-inflammatory properties.
    • Asafetida: Used as a stimulant and digestive aid. It is exuded from the rhizome or tap root of several species of Ferula.
    • Belladonna: Used as a stimulant and to decrease bodily secretions except urine. It comes from the poisonous nightshade family.
    • Blaud’s Pills: For the treatment of iron deficiency anemia. Contains ferrous sulfate.
    • Blue Mass: Used to treat toothache, constipation, childbirth pains, parasitic infestation, and tuberculosis. It contains mercury, glycerol, rose honey, and Althea.
    • Calomel: A white powder used as a laxative and fungicide. It contains mercury chloride.
    • Digitalis: Used as a heart stimulant and derived from the foxglove plant.
    • Dover’s Powder: An opium-based medication used as a sedative or to induce vomiting when mixed with ipecac.
    • Ergot: Used to stimulate uterine contractions and treat hemorrhages. Ergot is a fungus that can grow on rye and other grains, and it contains alkaloids that affect blood vessels and smooth muscle.
    • Ipecac: Used to induce vomiting. Ipecac is derived from the roots of the South American plant Ipecacuanha and is used to trigger vomiting in cases of poisoning.
    • Jalap: Used as a cathartic or laxative. Jalap is a plant with a tuberous root.
    • Laudanum: Used for pain relief and inflammation. Laudanum is an alcoholic solution containing opium.
    • Morphine: Used as a painkiller. Morphine, derived from opium, was used for pain relief and remains an essential medication today.
    • Nux Vomica: Used as a stimulant or to cause vomiting. It contains strychnine and brucine.
    • Paregoric: Used to treat diarrhea. Paregoric is an opium tincture.
    • Quinine: Used to treat malaria. It comes from the bark of the cinchona tree.
    • Seidlitz Powder: Used as an effervescent anti-acid and laxative. Seidlitz Powder was a combination of tartaric acid and sodium bicarbonate.
    • Tartar Emetic: Used to induce vomiting. It is an antimony-based compound.

    While some of these substances had medicinal uses during the pioneer era, their use may not align with modern medical practices due to safety concerns and advances in healthcare. Many of these substances, particularly those containing mercury or opioids, are now considered dangerous and are no longer used in mainstream medicine.

  • The Uninvited

    The two kidnappers wandered through the house as a third stood guard over the woman and her two daughters. The fourth had left to collect the ransom two hours earlier.

    The pair roaming from room to room was beginning to get edgy. Not only had the trio not heard from the fourth member of their enterprise yet, but now they were hearing strange noises in an otherwise empty house.

    “You sure no one else is here?” the taller man asked brusquely.

    “Only us,” the woman said.

    The man guarding the three cocked his head, “Did you hear that? Came from right above us.”

    Again, the two others raced upstairs to search but found nothing. Perplexed, the taller man waved his pistol at the woman and her children, threatening, “If you’re lying to me…”

    His words trailed off as a loud thump, followed by a heavy thud, reverberating from above, rattled the pictures on the wall.

    “What the eff,” he practically screamed in panic.

    “Should we tell them, Mommy?” one of the girls asked.

    “Tell us what?” the man asked.

    “No,” the mother said, “They wouldn’t believe it anyway.”

    “Believe what?” he shouted.

    “Our house is haunted,” the other girl answered.

  • Assignment: Jus’ Fucking Write!

    The last five days have been hard on me when it comes to writing, an act that is like breathing. Not only have I been buried in snowstorms and road condition rewrites, but I haven’t had the time to do any meaningful posting for myself.

    Because the last week has been odd, with an unusual weather pattern hammering away at Northern Nevada, I have been writing dribs and drabs of stuff that I finally was able to consolidate into three new stories. Though difficult, it worked out in the end.

    One of the nice things is that I am no longer posting my stuff publicly. So some of the pressure of needing to meet a daily deadline is absent, and that too has its downfall as I find myself being lazy, saying, “I’ll do it later.”

    Further exacerbating my writing and posting is the belief I must edit myself and my subjects. I have been trying like hell to avoid any more political articles, and I already pledged to stop writing horror and dystopian stories, but this is harder than I thought it would be.

    Both topics are on the top of my mind, and when they make themselves known, I struggle not to post my thoughts. It became apparent over the weekend, before and since, that I’ve been overposting to FB, which can piss people off and lead to being canceled by the social media site.

    So, what to do? Return to the simple joy of writing whatever the fuck I want!

  • The Consult

    Jagged up about how to write a news article about injustice without sounding like an advocate for the victim, I decided to stop by and consult another reporter. Hence, I went into the Fourth Ward School on the sound end of C Street to visit Taylor Hamby.

    While the school’s front door was open, no one was in the building. I checked the basement to the attic and all floors in between and found nobody.

    An eerily quiet filled the place until the sound of a bouncing basketball began echoing from someplace above me. While a basketball court is on the fourth floor, I had just been there and saw nobody and no basketballs.

    Returning to my truck, I called Taylor to let her know the building was open and no one was there. She told me that her car was buried in snow still, that she couldn’t check on the place, and that she’d have to call someone to do it for her.

    “Do you need help digging your car out?” I asked.

    “Sure, if you’d like too,” she answered.

    South to Gold Hill, I drove and pulled up alongside her car. I wasn’t so much buried in snow as her balding tires could not grip the snow and ice the vehicle sat on.

    As I dug away the icy snow built up beneath her vehicle’s tires, she at on the hood, and we talked.

    “Nice of you to do this,” Taylor said.

    “Thanks,” I responded, “But I’m using it as a pretext to talk to you about an article I’m trying to write.”

    “What’s it about?” she asked, and I explained.

    Having cleared enough snow around the tires to find the ice below, I hacked away until there was nothing but the gravel surface of her parking spot. It was time to see if the beast would move.

    It refused. So it was back at the shoveling and hacking until after four or maybe ten tries, the car moved forward and backward a foot or two.

    “You should write it like you would your usual police blotter story,” she offered. “Let the story be the advocate.”

    By then, I was in the car, rocking it gently back and forth by moving the shifter from reverse to drive. Satisfied that it would clear the mess it parked in, I gunned the engine.

    The car, small, foreign, and old, had some juice. It sprung forward, careening unexpectedly into the Comstock Highway.

    Not knowing this would happen, the Honda zipped across the road and in front of an old Dodge rumbling up from Silver City. Judging from the look on his face, the gentleman driving the truck was as scared as I was as we narrowly missed each other.

    Quickly, I pulled into the turnout that also serves as the driveway to Comstock Inc. It took me a few seconds to gather my nerves, turn around and pull forward into her parking space.

    She invited me in for a few minutes so I could warm up and have something to drink. She never once mentioned the fact that I nearly got her car broadsided.

    Knowing she had to be to work, I drove by her house the next day only to find her car in the exact spot I had parked it. She did lift the wipers off the windshield in the event of another snowstorm.

  • Poser

    For about two years, Hell Betty has been trying to get me to pose with her for a picture she can hang on her shop wall. She runs an old-time photoshop in Virginia City called “Penelope Pennyworth’s Photography.”

    Finally, I consented, and now I wonder why I hesitated. No sooner had I said yes than Hell Betty had me dressed up in clothing that made me into a pocket-miner bootlegging moonshine on the side.

    As she posed beside me, her assistant Sammy took several pictures of us as we acted out a scene where we were behind a barn imbibing on the hard stuff. After a dozen or maybe fewer clicks of the shutter, we finished.

    While I removed my costuming and put the props away, Hell Betty uploaded the images so that we could look at them. From there, we selected four frames, and Sammy printed them up.

    Finally, Hell Betty picked her favorite and placed it in a frame. It now resides on the wall among other pictures used to advertise the business and help customers imagine their own scenarios for an old-time photo.

    Hopefully, Hell Betty will ask me to pose again with her. I want to do one with the both of us in the bathtub.

  • Lunch with a Strong Woman

    So, I visited Carol Pool at her Silver City home. She is a woman I met last year when she was tending bar at the Union Saloon. It was not simply for pleasure, though talking with her has always been a treat.

    She was attacked the night of Fri., Feb. 17, by a man she did not know, who grabbed her about her throat and attempted to choke her to death. While this is not a pretty picture, it gets worse.

    Because of the “good ol’ boy system” in Storey County, what should have been a charge of attempted murder got reduced by arresting deputies to simple assault. That’s why I went to talk to her, to get her side of the story for the newspaper.

    Because I plan to write an article exposing the attack, the attacker, and what brought the attack on, I will not be sharing all the facts here. Instead, I want to talk about our visit.

    After getting out of my truck, I went to the door and knocked. No answer.

    So I double-checked my phone and found two messages from her. One was to let myself in, and the other was she was showering.

    After pouring a hot cup of joe, I wandered about her front room, looking at all the artwork and books she has lining her walls. She is very eclectic, I discovered.

    As I stood there, the shower shut off, and after a few seconds more, she came out wrapped only in an orange towel. The ease with which she presented herself for those few seconds caused me to stammer, “You want some coffee?”

    “Yes, please,” she answered from behind her closed bedroom door, “My cup is on the counter in the bathroom.”

    Stepping inside the small room she had just vacated, my glasses fogged up, but I found her cup despite a lack of vision. Cup in hand, I topped off her coffee and added half-and-half and a spoon of whole sugar.

    No sooner had I set it down on what doubles as a dinner and study table than she came out fully dressed. She sat on the end of the couch, and I was in a chair across the room.

    We talked about the trouble that led up to the attack and then the attack for nearly two hours. I could tell that Carol was exhausted from reliving what must be a nightmare for her, so I ended our interview and directed the conversation in a friendlier direction.

    As we talked, she got a large baguette, hummus, spinach leaves, and cheese and made lunch. We spent the next 45 minutes chatting before she yawned, signaling it was time for me to leave.

    While it was a pleasant day, en route home, my head filled with an ugly swirl of clouded thoughts as I struggled to put her story in a simple timeline to help me keep all the facts straight. By then, the sky had also moved from bright blue to dark gray, filled with clouds and bitter-blowing snow.