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CARSON CITY, Nev.—In a development that will surprise no one familiar with the fine art of public discourse these days, a motorist allegedly pointed a gun at a group of protesters outside the Nevada State Capitol on Wednesday. Whether the driver was making a political statement, exercising his Second Amendment rights in an avant-garde manner–or just demonstrating that he failed Anger Management 101 remains to be determined.

The Carson City Sheriff’s Office reports that around 2:07 PM, a dispute broke out between a driver and some protesters because no one in this country can agree to disagree anymore. Witnesses claim the motorist brandished a firearm, presumably to underscore the eloquence of his counterargument.

In most circles—legal, social, and otherwise—pointing a firearm at another human being is considered a tad uncivilized. Nevada law has a fancy name for it: “assault with a deadly weapon,” which, as the more observant among us may have deduced, is frowned upon and classified as a felony.

The Sheriff’s Office assures the public that everyone involved is known, meaning the motorist has at least a fighting chance of explaining why he thought waving a gun around was an appropriate method of debate. Officials insist there is no ongoing threat, which is a relief—except, of course, for those of us who must still navigate the highways with these fine specimens of human composure behind the wheel.

Witnesses to the incident are encouraged to contact the Carson City Sheriff’s Office or, if feeling particularly tattle-tale inclined, Secret Witness. Your civic duty awaits, snitches and good Samaritans alike.

Treasure Not Included

DAYTON, NEV.—The good people of Dayton have taken a break from their usual pastimes—watching sagebrush tumble by and debating which saloon has the best whiskey—to embark on a bold new venture: making the Sutro Tunnel a tourist attraction. Yes, after more than a century of doing what tunnels do best (being dark, damp, and ignored), this grand subterranean passage is being primed for its second act—this time, as a destination for people who think ghost towns aren’t ghostly enough.

The nonprofit Friends of Sutro Tunnel, a group devoted to making sure no good ruin goes unappreciated, teamed up with Travel Nevada to host a community meeting Tuesday, part of a grand scheme to turn Dayton into the kind of place people stop on purpose. It all comes under the banner of the state’s Destination Development Design (3D) program, which sounds like something out of Disneyland but is, in fact, an earnest attempt by the Nevada Commission on Tourism to convince folks that the best parts of the state aren’t just Las Vegas and the nearest exit.

If all goes according to plan, Dayton’s historic tunnel might just become the next big draw for those with an appreciation for mining history, forgotten engineering marvels, and places that might harbor an inconvenient number of rattlesnakes. Should Friends of Sutro Tunnel play their cards right, they could snag a portion of the project’s $1 million grant, ensuring that this piece of Nevada’s past gets a fresh coat of historical relevance and maybe even a gift shop.

The enthusiasm in the room was palpable, with board member Rob McFadden describing the session’s turnout as “spectacular.” Over 100 people RSVP’d, not counting those actively involved in the planning—an impressive number considering the usual attendance at events involving civic engagement and old tunnels.

“I think it’s going to come together and create massive momentum,” McFadden declared, though whether he meant the project or an inevitable landslide of paperwork remains unclear.

The Sutro Tunnel was once a marvel of engineering, stretching 3.88 miles from Dayton to Virginia City’s Savage Mine. Built to drain water from the Comstock Lode, provide ventilation, and move ore, back when miners had the good sense to stay out of the heat and work underground where it was hotter. Unfortunately, like many ambitious ventures of the 19th century, it eventually fell into disrepair, proving once again that time spares neither men nor their tunnels.

Cortney Bloomer, Travel Nevada’s destination development manager and a Dayton resident herself, is leading the charge to ensure that this historic relic doesn’t just become another thing tourists glance at before moving on to Reno. The plan involves integrating the tunnel into a broader tourism strategy, focusing on infrastructure, arts, and outdoor activities—all things that sound wonderful in theory but require considerable effort, funding, and the ability to convince people that an old, abandoned mine shaft is a must-see attraction.

Linda Clements, vice president of the Historical Society of Dayton Valley, took the opportunity to remind everyone that Dayton is, in fact, the oldest non-native settlement in Nevada and, therefore, historically superior to all those upstart towns that came after. She envisions an open park where history buffs and Instagram influencers can gather, basking in the glory of Dayton’s past while contributing to its economy by purchasing souvenirs of questionable necessity.

Not all are content to wait for the history-loving hordes to arrive. Richard Mitrotz, executive director of the Dayton Chamber of Commerce, is already working on a new website to promote the area. Given the average internet user’s attention span, one can only hope it includes flashy graphics, an engaging tagline, and perhaps the promise of treasure hidden deep within the tunnel—because if there’s one thing that drives tourism, it’s the faint but persistent hope of striking it rich.

Travel Nevada plans to take all the input from this first session, crunch the numbers, and present a draft plan at a second session on March 18. The document won’t be final at that point, but it will lay out significant recommendations for turning Dayton into the sort of place people actually travel rather than through.

So, what’s next? With luck, some elbow grease, and perhaps a government grant or many, the Sutro Tunnel may yet become a jewel in Dayton’s tourism crown. And if that doesn’t pan out, the tunnel’s still there—patient, unbothered, and waiting for whatever grand scheme the next century dreams up.

It was a fine Saturday morning, but for me, it was less a call to action and more a polite invitation to lounge about. The day began as many do: the sun leaping over the horizon like a show-off rooster who’d won a bet.

My to-do list, however, did not stir with such enthusiasm. It sat on the desk where I’d left it, a piece of paper with grand ideas like “clean the gutters” and “write to Aunt Gertrude,” each suggestion feeling more like a personal attack than a helpful reminder.

I stared at the list as one does at an enemy soldier across a battlefield, each line item armed with the potential to ruin my streak of idleness. The gutters would remain clogged for another day; Aunt Gertrude, whose last letter had been a three-page sermon on the evils of modern dancing, could surely wait another week.

Instead, I devised a brilliant plan to improve my productivity by removing distractions. Naturally, this began with a hearty breakfast.

Pancakes seemed the proper antidote to ambition, being both indulgent and a bit of a hassle to make. By the time I’d cooked and consumed them, the clock had advanced to the comfortable hour of eleven, and I congratulated myself on having made it through the morning without lifting a finger.

The list still loomed, but I reasoned that a man should prepare his mind for labor. And what better preparation than a little light reading? I selected a novel of some length and weight—something respectable enough that should anyone ask–I could pretend I was improving myself. The story was so engaging that I forgot all about the gutters and Aunt Gertrude, not to mention the other pressing tasks like “fix the squeaky door” and “find the cat.”

By mid-afternoon, I realized I’d worked up quite a thirst from all that mental exertion. A trip to the general store for a bottle of sarsaparilla would perfectly break up the day.

Naturally, this led to an extended conversation with Mr. Pritchard, the storekeeper, about the declining quality of shoe leather and the recent misadventures of Mrs. Buckley’s prize goat, Clementine. By the time I returned home, the sun was beginning its slow descent, casting long shadows across my porch and making the to-do list appear smaller and less threatening.

As evening fell, I took stock of the day. The gutters were still clogged, Aunt Gertrude remained unlettered, and the cat—well, the cat had probably found a new family by now. But I had eaten well, read broadly, and upheld the time-honored tradition of putting off until tomorrow what could most certainly wait.

I retired to bed with a clear conscience, for if there’s one thing I’ve learned, a man can accomplish a great deal by simply deciding to do nothing and sticking to it. As Mark Twain himself might have said, “Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”

Who said democracy isn’t a hoot? Nevada’s got a lively bunch of initiatives coming up.

We’ve got teachers who might strike with the full-on power of the ballot box. A group of petitioners got themselves 127,812 valid signatures, just a few more than the 102,362 they needed, all to free public school teachers from that pesky prohibition on strikes, which is on its way to the legislature, where they’ve got 40 days to figure out if they want to deal with it or pass it back to you.

Should the legislature turn up their noses, this little gem will join the rest of the circus in 2026’s ballot madness where not one, but TWO constitutional amendments will be vying for your attention: one to guarantee the right to abortion and another to force you to show a shiny, government-approved photo ID when you vote.

Why two, you ask? That’s because Nevada’s got a ‘special’ system.

When voters approve a constitutional amendment, it’s not officially law until the voters approve it again two years later. Yep–two years.

What’s the rush, right? It’s not like anything’s urgent.

As for the abortion rights amendment, Question 6, well, it passed with a smashing 64 percent to 36 percent in 2024—showing that Nevadans are, shall we say, a progressive bunch. As for Question 7–the one demanding photo IDs for voting–it followed with a good ol’ 73 percent to 27 percent win.

Talk about a landslide.

But if you think all this drama is about rights and responsibilities, let’s not forget the legal eagles.

There was an initiative filed to limit pesky contingency fees lawyers charge in civil cases got knocked down by the Nevada Supreme Court, which decided the summary was a little too–let’s call it “creative.”

And poof–it was gone quicker than a jackpot winner at a slot machine. So, no luck there.

In short, Nevadans have a full plate in 2026. So, stay tuned, as your vote might decide whether the state gets smarter, stranger, or a little bit of both.

If you’ve been out and about lately, filling up your gas tank, buying groceries, or dutifully handing over your rent money, you might’ve thought your dollar was just a tad lighter than it used to be. If you remember back to 2014, you might find yourself shaking your head in disbelief as you part with a small fortune for a loaf of bread and a carton of milk.

SmartAsset, that clever financial technology company, has been busy crunching numbers from the Council for Community and Economic Research, the MIT Living Wage Study, the Bureau of Labor Statistics, and other alphabet institutions. They’ve been trying to figure out how far the good ol’ American dollar stretches these days, particularly in the sunny state of Nevada. They’ve taken into account how the cost of living has risen and how personal income has scrambled to catch up. Spoiler alert: it hasn’t.

So, here’s the rundown. SmartAsset has ranked Nevada’s counties based on “purchasing power” —a fancy way of saying, “Can you still afford to live here without selling your left kidney?”

The little exercise measures how well incomes have kept up with the relentless march of inflation.

So, let’s take a look at the stars of the show— that have somehow managed to keep purchasing power from sinking into the abyss.

Lyon County rolls in at a miraculous 16.62 percent. Now, if that doesn’t make you feel like you’re in the land of milk and honey–then nothing will. Nationally, they’re ranked a whopping 399th. If that doesn’t sound impressive, remember that they’re in the top 400 and something you can hang your hat on.

Just behind Lyon, Storey County has managed a solid 15.06 percent increase in purchasing power. In the grand scheme, they’re 492nd nationally, which might not have you dancing in the streets, but they’re doing better than your average gas station attendant’s paycheck.

In short, the counties are holding their own while the rest of the state—indeed, the nation—seems to be battling the relentless rise of living costs with one hand tied behind its back. It’s a tale of triumph in the face of economic adversity, where, for once, your paycheck might stretch far enough to keep you from living on ramen noodles and coffee alone.

If you’re thinking of a move, Lyon or Storey might be the ticket, or you could always start a petition for your income to catch up with the times—though I wouldn’t hold my breath.

But Only If You Can Decipher Their Survey

Ah, the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) is at it again, offering the fine folks of Nevada the opportunity to weigh in on their latest grand idea: a proposed waterpower plant in Steptoe Valley. They’ve put together a preliminary environmental assessment, and they’re eager to know what you think—if you can figure out what exactly they’re talking about.

For those who have always dreamed of knowing how groundwater behaves when you pump it, the BLM has your chance to get in on the action. White Pine Waterpower, LLC, will set about drilling two test wells and three monitoring wells if given the green light. The wells will track the groundwater’s response to pumping and estimate such riveting details as discharge rates, hydrogeologic parameters, hydraulic boundaries, and the approximate conditions for future production wells.

In other words, they’re just going to pump some water, poke around in the earth for a bit, and hope it all adds up to something useful for future power generation. And don’t worry—they’ll take great care in restoring the drill pads to their natural, pristine state once done. Nine days of testing at each site should give them enough data to decide whether it’s worth drilling more holes in the ground—or if they’d be better off trying something less ambitious, like selling snow cones.

Now, if you have an opinion on the matter, and who doesn’t when it involves potential water manipulation, the BLM is offering a chance to participate in their survey. It’s available online at the BLM National NEPA Register, which is a website where bureaucratic dreams come true.

You have till February 24 to voice your concerns, hopes, or general confusion about the project. Submit your comments via the ever-convenient “Participate Now” button, or you can write your thoughts on paper the old-fashioned way and mail them to the BLM Bristlecone Field Office in Ely.

So, go ahead—get involved. The future of waterpower might depend on your two cents. Or maybe it won’t–who’s to say?

The Lyon County Sheriff’s Office has been downright giddy this past week. Between January 26 and February 2, they’ve managed to snag 31 fine specimens of humanity—31! That’s 31 people so invested in local government that they thought, “You know what this town needs? More me behind bars.”

Before you get all worried about Nevada’s criminal enterprise, the State of Nevada joined in with three arrests, which, I suppose, is their way of proving they’ve still got a pulse. They’re so good at it that they’ve reduced their police efforts to something of a meditative art form.

Meanwhile, the Yerington Police Department had a week so quiet that I imagine their officers were sitting around sipping coffee, wondering if they’d remember what an arrest even looked like. Zero bookings. Not one. It’s a level of calm most people would only dream of.

And the Tribal Police? Let’s say they took the week off from making headlines. Maybe they were busy or knew there was no point in trying to outdo the chaos on the other side of the county.

So there you have it, folks. A week of law and order, with a healthy dose of “we’re not as busy as we should be.”

After years of being left to the elements and the fine art of forgetting, the Black Springs Volunteer Firehouse has finally been handed a shiny gold star from the National Register of Historic Places. Now, instead of being just another neglected building in a community swallowed by warehouses, it can stand proudly as an officially neglected building with a plaque.

The old firehouse is no ordinary pile of bricks. Built-in 1970 by the Black Springs community—a tight-knit group of folks who, instead of waiting for the powers to toss them a few crumbs, rolled up their sleeves and did for themselves. It was the headquarters for Nevada’s first African American Fire Chief, William “Bill” Lobster, who, in a fairer world, would have been given the resources to fight fires instead of the privilege of improvising.

But make no mistake—Black Springs wasn’t just another name on a map. It was one of the few places in Nevada where Black families could buy property when Reno and Sparks were doing their best impression of a “No Vacancy” sign for anyone who wasn’t white.

In those days, Black Springs had no paved roads, running water, and no sewers—just a lot of grit and a shared determination to build something out of nothing. And build they did.

Of course, time marches on, and “progress” has a peculiar way of flattening history under the wheels of delivery trucks and bulldozers.

Black Springs is now a scenic view for Amazon warehouses. Reno even saw fit to rebrand it as “Grand View Terrace,” as nothing screams respect for history quite like replacing it with a name that sounds like a retirement home, and most newcomers have never heard of Black Springs.

Helen Townsell-Parker, whose family helped shape Black Springs, stumbled onto the past the way most history is uncovered—by accident. A pile of old documents in her grandparent’s shed told the real story, one of struggle and survival.

She’s been fighting ever since to make sure it isn’t erased. She even wrote a book, A Cry for Help, named after the letter her grandfather once read to the county commissioners, which got them to finally admit that, yes, running water was indeed a necessity.

And while the firehouse is now an official piece of history, the community center next door tells a different story. Once a gathering place for Black Springs residents, now it sits empty—because where people once walked in for free, they now need $500 and an hourly rate to unlock the door. There is nothing like a good old-fashioned paywall to keep a community out of reach.

So here we are, the Black Springs Firehouse preserved, and history has its footnote. But a plaque is not a neighborhood, nor is a museum a home. If history has taught us anything, while recognition is nice—keeping a community alive takes more than a firehouse closed for business.

Nothing Says Justice Like a Strongly Worded Letter

Well, folks, Nevada’s Attorney General, Aaron Ford, has mounted his high horse and galloped straight into the halls of justice—or at least into the business of writing indignant letters. This time, he and 19 of his fellow legal eagles have taken up their quills to demand that the Senate grill FBI Director nominee Kash Patel harder, lest the Bureau fall into the wrong hands (as if it ever strayed into the right ones).

With the noble determination of a man who just discovered his name misspelled on a coffee cup, Ford insists that the FBI must remain free from “political pressures or threats of retaliation.” It, of course, is a moving sentiment coming from a politician—an occupation not famous for its aversion to political maneuvering.

The letter from Ford and company expresses grave concern over rumors that Patel might be clearing house at the FBI. AHeads have already rolled, and the AGs suspect more might follow, perhaps with all the subtlety of a frontier saloon brawl.

They warn that firing thousands of FBI agents will have “disastrous effects on public safety” and leave America exposed to all manner of threats—fentanyl, cartels, terrorists, and, heaven forbid, crimes against American pocketbooks. One assumes this last concern arises from the recent national crisis of paying $12 for a fast-food combo meal.

Now, if you were to take all this at face value, you might believe the FBI to be a delicate institution, teetering on the brink of collapse, held together only by the unwavering courage of Aaron Ford and his merry band of AGs. But, as history suggests, the Bureau—an outfit known for surviving everything from Hoover’s secret files to the occasional overenthusiastic surveillance of about everyone—will probably endure.

Nonetheless, Ford and his colleagues from California to Vermont will not let that stop them from brandishing their legal swords to defend the agency. Because nothing reassures the American public quite like a group of attorneys demanding justice in the form of prolonged Senate hearings.

According to the latest scribblings from the Nevada Secretary of State’s Office, the fine citizens of the Silver State have ever so slightly tilted their collective hat toward the Republican Party—by a margin so slim it could fit between a prospector’s teeth.

The official tally stands at 618,539 Republicans, narrowly edging out the Democrats, who number 618,352. That’s a difference of precisely 187 souls, which in Nevada politics is about the same as a light breeze shifting the sand.

But before either party starts whooping and hollering, it’s worth noting that the true heavyweight in this political saloon remains the nonpartisan voter, who stands at a robust 696,319 strong. That’s right—the biggest group in the state consists of folks who’ve taken one hard look at both parties and declared, “No, thank you.”

Meanwhile, the remaining 157,000 voters remain scattered across various minor parties, including the Independent American Party, the Libertarians, and a few outfits so small they likely hold conventions in a corner booth at the local diner. So, while the two major parties squabble over who gets to wear the sheriff’s badge, the real power may rest with those who prefer to keep their six-shooters holstered and their options open.