Category: random
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The Fernley Vaqueros did what they do best on Friday—win softball games. The latest victim in their path? The Palo Verde Valley Yellow Jackets–who found themselves on the wrong end of a 5-1 affair. Emma Masters had the Yellow Jackets swatting air for six innings, surrendering just one earned run on five scattered hits while…
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It is one thing to get evicted, but it is a riskier endeavor to stock said dwelling with enough contraband to make the sheriff’s office gasp. It’s a lesson Miss Carolyn Cerney of Fernley learned the hard way when her housing situation took a most unfortunate turn—right into the waiting arms of the Lyon County…
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Carson City Nabbed Him Good If ever there was a fellow who mistook the United States for a revolving door, it was one Guillermo Verano-Cruz. The enterprising gentleman got deported not once, not twice, but thrice—only to come striding back in like a man unwilling to take a hint. But on March 4, the fourth…
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Nevada’s own Catherine Cortez Masto has gone and hollered “fire” in a theater again, only this time, the theater’s got plenty of empty seats. The esteemed Senator took to the electrified town square of X to bemoan the alleged wholesale dismissal of General Services Administration (GSA) employees in Nevada—courtesy, she claimed, of none other than…
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In a grand display of misplaced confidence, Mr. Luis Sencion-Gonzalez, a gentleman of the less-than-upstanding variety, found hisself on the losing end of a most unfortunate misunderstanding. Mr. Sencion-Gonzalez, you see, believed he was engaging in correspondence with a tender youth of fifteen summers. Alas, the cruel hand of fate—or rather–the well-prepared fingers of the…
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Ladies and gentlemen, saddle up your sense of outrage or relief—whichever suits your constitution—for the Bureau of Land Management has thrown its lasso around the wild horses of eastern Nevada and aims to make a mighty gather. The grand equestrian escapade dubbed the “Pancake Complex Wild Horse Gather”–which sounds like a breakfast-time rodeo but is,…
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Siletz, Ore. — A massive search operation is underway for 2-year-old Dane Paulsen, who was reported missing Saturday afternoon from his home in Siletz, Oregon, according to the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Department. At a news conference yesterday, authorities stated that efforts are now focused along the Siletz River, as evidence suggests the toddler was near…
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A massive search operation is underway for 2-year-old Dane Paulsen, who was reported missing Saturday afternoon from his home in Siletz, Oregon, according to the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Department. At a news conference yesterday, authorities stated that efforts are now focused along the Siletz River, as evidence suggests the toddler was near the edge before…
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The road stretched long and empty, a thin trail of dust curling in the wind. Sagebrush whispered across the desert flats, and the far-off humps of the mountains glowed red in the dying sun. A lone figure trudged along, his boots far too delicate for the grit of Nevada, his coat tailored for a city’s…
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In an attempt to appear both for and against something at the same time—a remarkable feat of political acrobatics—Senator Catherine Cortez Masto has voted down the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act because it is too broad and might lead to young girls being subjected to the horror of sports physicals. Now, one…