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“That song ‘Crazy Out There’ really reminds me about myself,” I said to my bride. Then I added, “I thought I had really lost it there for a while.”

She looked at me and smiled, “Do you want to talk about it?” she asked.

I nodded, “Yeah, but I’m not al too sure where to start.”

After pausing to think for a minute, “What I remember right off-hand,” I started, “was working, drinking after work, not eating, working out excessively, weighing less than 150 pounds, religion and sex.”

That started the memories flowing. I recalled my bride and I had been separated about eight months and I had already developed a relationship with another woman. That relationship – I can only describe as one based on sex, mistrust and alcohol.

In April, the girlfriend had stolen my cell phone, truck keys, a journal and left me alone with her two sleeping children. She went to a bar, but I decided to go find her and get my things back.

I discovered however after an hours walk the bar had been closed for nearly three hours and she was nowhere to be found.

Once I was able to get a hold of her and she came to get him the argument that ensued turned into a near fist fight. Then she tried to jump out of a moving vehicle.

“From that point on,” I continued, “I knew that situation was doomed.”

“She kept showing up at my job too,” I added, “and I’d get in trouble for her going into places that only employees are supposed to go.”

I recounted how one time the girlfriend marched into the employee cafeteria and accused me and a female employee, who was innocently sitting next to me, of having an affair.

“This woman and I were sitting across from each other talking and eating,” I sighed, “It was so damned embarrassing and I felt bad for her, ‘cause she didn’t do anything to deserve the rough treatment she got. But I really slipped a gear when I got the call from you that Mom was dying,” I stated to my bride.

I looked out the window trying to show the tears as they welled up in my eyes.

“Yeah,” she replied, “she seemed real pissy every time I called there for you no matter how important.”

“You know she demanded to come along,” I said flatly, “but I put my foot down and said no.”

My bride smiled, “But still she ragged you 10 or 15 times every day about it while you were there.”

I recounted how, after I had laid Mom to rest and had returned back home, my relationship with the girlfriend grew more and more twisted.

She kept stealing my journal to read what I had written, then she took my cell phone so she could see who had been calling me and when he confronted her, I ended up pushing her to the ground in order to get my property back. She called the police and I spent a couple of weeks camping — out of touch with everyone.

“The best thing you did,” my bride commented, “was take the month of July off from work,” then she pointed out, “It would have been better had you stayed with me, but oh well.”

I chuckled, “Yeah, it would have been for certain.”

“I know you did a lot of camping in July but what’s a mystery to me,” she began, “is the time around your birthday. You up and vanished.”

She paused then finally asked, “What happened?”

I looked down at my feet and then leaned back in the chair in which I was sitting, letting my memory slide back into what I felt was a brutal time.

“I think I went crazy,” I finally answered, “But you have to understand that I don’t recall very much of what happened to me during that time, only bits and pieces. I have images. I have little elements of what happened.”

I paused, “I also didn’t do a lot of writing because I couldn’t – the girlfriend wouldn’t let me and I didn’t want her to read what I wrote even if I did write something.”

*******

I went on to say how I recalled I had decided to run away from the girlfriend again because she was so destructive.

She had tossed my cell phone across the street and broke it and ripped pages from my journal. I had decided to head back over to Fortuna and spend sometime at my sister’s home.

I reflected back to how my bride and I had spent the night at a hotel along I-80 before I left.

My bride still had most of my clothes, so I had to call her. That’s when she offered to get me a room because she knew I was exhausted and needed to get cleaned up.

The following day after breakfast we hugged each other. She headed off to her job and I put my truck in gear and headed for the climes of Northern California.

In less than eight hours I surprised my sister at her front door and she welcomed me in with open arms. It was only a few minutes after arriving that she took me by the arm and walked me half a block down the side-walk and across the street, into their family church. It was a bible study night and I felt welcomed after such a long drive.

After the study I lagged behind with his sister to pray. Next thing I realized I was laying face down in the center aisle praying and my sister was practicing the laying of hands on me, to cure me of my emotional problems.

That night I had difficulty sleeping.

The following day I put myself to work white washing my sister’s barn. It was covered with cob webs and old flaking paint that needed to be cleaned away and I concluded that I would work myself into fatigue.

I spent the entire day working on the barn and by the time supper was on the table it was completely prepared for its first coat of paint.

Once I excused myself from the table I want up stairs to the loft. I checked my cell phone discovering five messages, all from the girlfriend, and all berating me for not coming home and eleven more missed call all from her number.

Finally I turned my phone off, lay down and fell asleep. It was about quarter to ten at night.

At around three the following morning I was awaken by someone talking. It stopped when I sat up and looked around the darkened room.

Curling up, I fell back to sleep until it was time to get up. The family was all assembled for breakfast when I came down the stairs. I sat down and bowed my head as grace was said and the flat jacks were passed around.

The telephone rang. It was for me, “Hello,” I said very wary.

“Hello?” It was my bride on the other end. She suddenly started crying hysterically, “I’ve been in a head on accident and the car has been totaled.”

“Are you okay?” I asked as calmly as I could.

An awful lump swelled in the pit of my stomach and threatened to force its way up my throat.

“I broke my glasses and can’t see and my nose is bleeding,” she answered.

“Do you want me to come get you?” I asked with more urgency.

She continued to cry more softly now then answered, “No, I’m fine.” She paused, “I just wanted to hear your voice.”

We talked for a couple more minutes until she said she was okay and that she had to go. She promised to call later.

I set the telephone down, my hand trembling wildly.

For the remainder of the day I felt angry. I was angry at myself for all of the problems I had caused my bride, angry at the girlfriend because she would not leave me alone and angry at God for nearly taking my bride.

That evening I didn’t eat, instead I called my bride to see how she was doing. She said she was sore but otherwise okay.

I lay down afterwards and fell asleep.

Again I was awaken by the sound of voices talking in my room and I called out, “Whose there?”

No one answered. I concluded that they were inside my head and it gripped me with terror.

I listened to the loudest voice,” You’re a piece of trash,” it repeated over and over, while another shouted, “You’re like your old man.”

Then I heard the word, “Prophet.” It was what my sister’s minister said I was when he had joined her in the laying on of the hands as they worked to heal what they believed was my broken spirit.

“I’m losing my mind,” I thought above the other voices.

Lying in bed, I tossed and turned, trying to quiet the voices or at least ignore them. It did not work and I hardly slept that night.

Come the following morning, I spent the day laboring on white washing the barn. I wanted to keep busy so that the voices that seemed to follow me continually now would remain silenced for a while.

I also went over to Mom’s old home and recovered a few things that I wanted.

Walking through her home-made me sad and I longed for the days when I was growing up and it seemed like life would last forever. I found myself standing in her bedroom crying, missing her when I was interrupted by a fast chanting sound, “She never loved you.”

I rushed from the house in a foul-mouth rage, quickly returned to my sisters home, to find her in the kitchen.

She smiled and asked,” So what do you want for your birthday tomorrow?”

I looked at her puzzled – I had forgotten it was my birthday.

I answered, “Nothing, I don’t even want a cake, okay?”

Hurrying past her and up the stairs to the loft, I failed to come down for dinner that evening. I laid on the bed or paced the floor wrestling with the five voices that were creating chaos within my mind.

I was arguing with my tormentors and quickly becoming psychotic.

Finally, I dozed off in the early hours of morning. However when the light of day broke through the jagged ruffles of lace curtains, I was exhausted.

Down stairs I could hear the family moving about. I could smell the brewing coffee and the bacon on the grill.

It took all the nerve I could muster to steel myself to walk down the stairs. When I did I was met with a loud, “Surprise,” by his sister and her family, who were intent on celebrating my birthday anyway.

I did my best to act as if I was enjoying the moment, knowing that soon it would be all over.

“We’re going up town to watch the parade,” my sister announced as it was also rodeo weekend, “See you later,” she called out as they closed the door.

“They don’t ever listen to you,” I heard a voice say.

They were back. I realized he had to do something.

I needed to leave before my sister and her family found out I had gone insane.

It took me less than 15 minutes to pack my truck and start south on Highway 101. I drove through Richardson Grove and into Garberville where I stopped to pen a note to both my bride and the girlfriend.

In each I outlined how I thought I was going crazy and how I would soon abandon my truck and set off on foot. I mailed them and headed farther south.

I stopped again in Marin County, where I argued with myself about what I should do.

Each voice seemed to have a different idea about my fate. I decided to stop and watch the rush hour traffic going by.

“I wonder if anyone realizes I’m gone, yet.” I asked myself as I sat in the parking lot watching the people who had other people to go flying by.

I suddenly felt terribly alone.

Once the traffic subsided I continued to travel southward. However I had developed a plan: would head for the Indian Territories as my old man used to call them; better known as Oklahoma.

I had a sudden and desperate urge to go visit Dad’s graveside.

So I cut across onto Interstate 80, somehow making it to US 99 south. I drove head long into the setting sun on this straight stretch of road, all the while continuing to hear the voices in my head.

I talked and argued with them, tried to become their friend by making jokes, “At last they’re keeping me awake.”

Just after midnight I decided to stop for a couple of hours of sleep. I pulled into a rest stop, parked and leaned my seat back, closed his eyes and listened to the voices. They seemed to have a hypnotic affect on me and I allowed them to lull me into an hour or two of rest.

I was awakened by the sound of thunder as it roared by his truck.

The thunder turned out to be a diesel train speeding along the tracks. I decided I would use the restrooms before hitting the road once more.

As I was coming out of the restrooms I was stopped by a woman who wanted to know the time. I told her it was 2:13 in the morning, and then realized that she was a he.

I hurried to my truck and continued my drive south.

Continuing to drive as the sun rose up behind me, I knew I was just a few minute from crossing the border into Arizona. I also noticed that the voices also seemed fatigued now as well.

The temperature continued to climb as the sun climb into the sky. I rolled the windows down on the truck, cranked the radio up as loud as it would go and raced along route 66 and I found myself on the main highway, State Route 40.

I drove fast through the Arizona desert towards Flagstaff.

Each time I stopped to gas up, I got another cup of coffee. I also found myself wrestling with the five voices in my head.

By late afternoon my stomach was grumbling and I realized that it had been nearly forty-eight hours since I last had anything to eat. So I pulled off in a little town called Winslow and found the only market around.

It was owned by a Korean couple who hardly spoke a word of English, but gladly sold me a loaf of bread a jar of peanut butter for three dollars. And as I was making a couple of sandwiches I realized I was standing in the town in which a popular rock band had sung about.

I chuckled aloud.

Soon it was back on the road. I pushed the accelerator down and faced the truck eastward hoping to reach Albuquerque before nightfall.

I listened to the radio as I drove — God radio I called it.

It was radio where one preacher after another spoke on the message of salvation. It seemed to drown out the voices as I listened so I kept the radio tuned to the message of God.

As I passed through the time zones, the landscape seemed to change as did my mood. My veil of depression slowly lifted and I started looking at the scenery.

It appeared to be both beautiful and mysterious. I found myself transported into another world – as I could see Hogan’s and other ruins along the highway.

I knew Albuquerque laid jus’ ahead.

And as I made the outskirts of the city, a large thunderhead had started to form. I didn’t pay much attention to it other than to take note that it was there.

I was listening to a preacher talking about Jesus, inviting listeners to accept the Savior into their hearts and I shouted, “Yes!”

As I did this, a lighting bolt crashed into the roadway not more than a few feet from my truck. It caused the radio to become fuzzy and it temporarily blinded me, forcing me to pull off the road.

I sat there dazed, wondering if the bolt was a sign from God or Satan.

When I could see again I put the truck in gear and continued out of the city. Jus’ outside of town I decided to stop for the night and rest.

I pulled off the side of the road and parked.

Pulling my tent and sleeping bag out of my truck, I walked down the hillside to the base of some ruins. There I pitched my tent. I could also see my truck and the highway as I laid down and fell asleep.

It was dark when the rain first started. That didn’t worry me as my tent was water proof, however I did not expect the flash flood.

Barely escaping the tent and sleeping bag as it rushed down the v-shaped canyon wash, I trotted up the hill and into the ruin. After sitting in the doorway of the old adobe building I decided to make a dash for my truck.

After making it across the muddy wash, I looked back at the ruins. I felt a chill fall over me as I witnessed a shadow standing in the doorway I had jus’ been occupying.

When I awoke the next morning, the ground appeared to be dry, yet I could see foot prints in the ruins that were not made by my boots. I felt as if eyes that I could not see were watching him.

Quickly I found my sleeping bag and rolled the soggy mess up as best I could. I looked down the arroyo and saw my bright red tent hung up on a snag, retrieved it, broke it down and put it into the back of my truck.

Once on the road again, I continued to listen to God radio and to think about the lighting bolt and the figure I thought he saw and all the voices.

“I must be crazy!” I screamed out loud.

Driving all day, I stopped only long enough to get gas in the truck, to use the restroom and to buy a cup of coffee and eat a peanut butter sandwich. I thought about how his sister had just blown off his request about not having a birthday cake or anything.

Suddenly I felt enraged at her for not listening and jus’ as sudden the voices were back.

Rolling into Amarillo at around five the next morning, I had to laugh as the words to “Amarillo by Morning,” popped into my head. It seemed appropriate that I would find at least one radio station playing the song.

Three hours later I crossed over into Oklahoma. Soon I would have a chance to sit next to Dad’s smooth white marble headstone and talk to the old man about my going insane.

I knew at least Dad would be listening without trying to reason me out of it.

Once I crossed over the Arkansas River I knew Muskogee and Fort Gibson were jus’ a few miles ahead. I realized then that even though I was going insane I had made it out to see my father.

After an hour and a half talk with Dad at his headstone I directed my attention on visiting with my step mother. I drove over to the hospital and discovered she was not in, however my half-sister was at work in the pharmacy and she gave me a key to her mother’s house.

I went inside and lay down on the floor where I fell dead asleep until I was gently awakened by my step mom.

She smiled and said, “There’s someone on the phone for you.”

She handed me the receiver and I said, “Hello.”

I listened, and then hung up the phone after saying, “Okay I will — love you too. Bye.”

I handed the telephone back to my step mother.

She sat down beside me and wrapped her arms around me as I softly cried. She said nothing, jus’ letting me cry as I knew I had gone crazy out there.

*******

My bride looked at me and smiled “I’m so glad you came home to me after all that time.”

“Me, too,” I smiled back.

“Come on, Dad,” Kyle called to me as he trotted ahead and up the Fourth Ward Schools front steps.

I was one of his class field trip chaperones to the Comstock, site of Nevada’s first silver rush.

Once inside we were met by the three young high school girls who would be conducting the tour of the now defunct school. The class was led inside a room jus’ to the right of the gift shop.

It was an old style classroom, with the hard wooden fold down benches. The walls were adorned with black chalk boards and various maps of the states including a territorial map of the United States.

In the center of the room set a pot-bellied stove on three-legs. As the tour guides pointed each feature out within the room, the children patiently and quietly took notice.

There was also a three-legged stool and on it set a pointed white hat on which the word “dunce” was written. The children laughed at the sight, as one of the guides talked about what the stool and hat were for.

I glanced at the stool and thought about going over and sitting down on it and placing the “dunce” cap on my head, but then I recalled a long ago and nearly forgotten memory from my childhood. 

*******

“Tommy, why don’t you have a seat?” Mom asked.

She was pointing at the black leather barber chair with gold trim that was nearly one hundred years old. We were on a field trip to the county museum which used to be the old Del Norte County Jail and Mom was one of the chaperons for my fourth grade class.

I climbed up into the chair and leaned back.

Mom took her right hand and pretended to give me a buzz cut. The other children laughed at our mother-and-son antics.

About that time Mr. Robert Kirby, the fourth grade teacher stepped around the corner. He wanted to see what all the laughing was about.

Mr. Kirby looked at me sitting in the antique barbers chair, frowned deeply and then spoke in a thundering voice.

“Tommy, get out of that chair now!” He hardly paused for a breath as he continued, “I told you not to touch a thing!”

Without warning Mom stepped in front of  Mr. Kirby, cutting him off as I continued scrambling out of the old barber chair.

“Robert,” she said, using his first name, “I told him he could get up there so if you’re going to yell at anyone, you’d better start by yelling at me first.”

She stood nearly toe to toe with the nearly foot taller man as she continued to lay into him verbally.

“But I warn you Mister, I yell back!” she added.

Mr. Kirby grew red in the face.  I wasn’t be sure if it was because he was growing angrier, getting flustered or felt embarrassed, but the next ext thing I knew, Mr. Kirby stepped back, turned and went into the room he had just left.

By that time though, I was out of the chair and thinking, “I’ll never make that mistake again.”

I kept my hands in my pockets for the rest of the trip.

*******

“Let’s all go up stairs,” said one of the school guides.

It snapped me back into reality. I looked at the dunce cap and stool one more time as I filed passed it and out the door with Kyle by my side.

I remember thinking, “I almost made the same mistake, luckily Mr. Kirby isn’t around to have caught me.”

Then it occurred to me — Mom isn’t around to protect me either.

“Barry turned you in even though he gave it to you.” Holly said to me.

“Don’t you think I know that,” I returned.

We both knew that, as well as the reason why. Now I had to save myself from being arrested.

“This isn’t supposed to be how it was to go down,” I said aloud.

Holly reached over and placed her left hand on my knee, “I know,” she replied sympathetically.

I thought back to the evening that Holly and I had first noticed the inventory missing from the electronic supply store.

We were assistant managers trying to rise up to the position of manager. That night we were working together to complete a sample store inventory.

“The idea is to get a brief idea of what we might need in the future,” Barry had explained during a training session.

Holly worked on the electronically monitored store inventory. That was based on sales for the week.

I walked through the aisle doing a manual count of items — things were not adding up.

“What in the world are we not doing right?” I asked Holly.

“Nothing — nothing at all,” she said.

Still the inventory count was off. Items that once were counted into stock were gone and completely unaccounted for in either purchases or transfers.

And Holly and I were not scheduled to work the sample inventory again for another month. The company preferred to rotate assistant managers through the chore to prevent possible theft as the same people doing the theft could cover their tracks and not get caught.

The month’s time passed quickly. By this time I had grown suspicious and I told Holly what I thought.

“I think they’re stealing merchandise,” I told her.

“No way!” exclaimed Holly.

“I think someone is stealing stuff and I plan to catch them,” I continued.

I proceeded to run through the details of my plan which included watching the store after hours and calling headquarters to inform corporate security.

So night after night I sat in my car in the shopping centers parking lot and observed the comings and goings of the store. Eventually it paid off.

“I’ve got you now,” I said as I watched a Chris walk out the back door, carrying a large box to his panel van.

I returned to work after having two days off.

The store was quiet and I spent his work hours dusting and reorganizing the merchandise on the shelf. I let the last sales person go home fifteen minutes early and I finished vacuuming the carpets after closing the door and locking myself in.

I had jus finished up the day’s paperwork when there came the familiar sound of keys at the back door — it was Barry.

”Hello — anyone here?” he called out.

I promptly answered him with a “yes” and he appeared in the door way of the little office.

“You’ve been putting in some hours,” he said.

“Not really,” I replied back, “In fact I jus had two days off.”

“Yeah, but you’re here late again,” he shot back.

I thought to myself, “I’m not late,” but responded instead with, “jus’ finishing up some paperwork.”

There was a brief period of silence between the two of us.

Then Barry said,”I noticed you eyeballing that new camcorder we got in.”

I smiled,”Yeah, it’s a real sweetheart.”

“You wanna borrow it on your next days off?” Barry asked.

“Sure,” I quickly responded.

This was not against company policy. All I had to do was sign a slip of paper saying he had been loaned the piece of equipment. It happened all the time.

Five days later Barry brought the video camera and paperwork over to me. Smiling, I signed for the equipment and continued with my work.

The following day Holly called me at home.

“I want to give you a heads up,” she said, “Corporate Security just closed the store down for inventory.”

I suddenly felt sick to my stomach as I was in possession of an expensive piece of merchandise and I had no receipt to show I had been loaned the camcorder.

“Meet me,” I said to Holly.

She agreed and half an hour later she was sitting in the front seat of my car. The camcorder was resting in its case on the floor board.

We discussed how to get the thing back into the store. She had her hand on my knee.

“I think I’ll turn it in to the Reno Police Department,” I finally said.

Holly nodded her head up and down in agreement, then said, “That’s a great idea.”

After she got out of the truck, I drove directly to the station on East Second Street. I carried the camera as I walked in the front door.

“I want to turn in this video camera,” I said to the desk sergeant.

“Jus’ a second,” responded the officer.

He stepped through the doorway behind his desk then reappeared just as quickly.

 The gate buzzed and he said, “Come on through.”

I did as he was instructed and was led down a short hallway and into a small room.

It had a table and four chairs in it. Minutes later a short man dressed in a dark blue suit stepped into the room.

He introduced himself as a detective.

After shaking hands with me, he got down to business, “I understand you’re looking to turn in a camcorder?” he asked.

“Yes,” I answered.

“Well,” the detective started, “I have a report of one being stolen and your name as the one who stole it.”

It was at that moment that I knew that I had been taken for a fool.

No matter how much I tried to explain, the detective refused to believe me about the massive store thefts I had found. And he refused to believe I had the camera on loan from the store manager.

“He’s the one that signed the complaint,” the detective stated.

Later that evening, I was booked into the Washoe County Jail on grand theft charges. Five months later I would plead guilty to conspiracy to commit grand theft for receiving stolen property even though no other conspirators were named, arrested or charged.

Barry would resign from the company a year later, Holly became engaged and married Chris and I would go down for something I didn’t do.

“Now I trust you two with this chore,” he said to we two boys.  “Don’t let me down.” 

With that he climbed into the cab of his pick-up and drove off.  He was nothing but a trail of dust before either of us moved.

We looked at each other and then around at the camp with its little line-shack and barn.  We could hardly believe our luck. 

We had jus’ be left in charge of the small spread for the next two weeks.  It was only a few acres, but it felt like the all of Texas to us.

“Yippee!” I cried out as I flung my cowboy hat into the air. 

Uncle had just left me and my cousin to our own devises for the next fourteen days.  It was like summer camp without the adults. 

We knew we had chore to do like feed and exercise the eight mules.  We also knew that we had to muck out the stalls, but that was nothing compared with being left on our own.

“Lets grab our fishing poles,” my cousin called out as he headed for the line-shack. 

After a couple of hours of teasing fish with drowned worms, we set about completing our nightly chores.  Each of us mucked out half of the barn. 

Then we worked together to grain and hay each animal’s stall.  Lastly we threw back the doors to barn and in came the mules all by themselves.

“See, no herding,” my cousin said, adding, “Jus’ open the doors and add the mules — easy.”

This went on for three days.  The routine was quickly becoming monotonous and we started looking for other ways to entertain ourselves.

That’s when my cousin came up with the idea.  He climbed up on the door frame with a pitchfork. 

And as each of the eight mules entered the barn he lightly poked it in the rump.  Both of us boys laughed as the mules scurried after the tines touched them.

The fourth day was more of the same routine — a little fishing, mucking and graining followed by the delight of poking the mules in the rear.  My cousin and I laughed at it over our supper of trout that evening.

By the sixth day my cousin had grown bored with getting on the door frame and lightly touching the stubborn, flop-eared beasts in the buttock.  Then we roared with laughter.

“Did you see that?” I said. 

My cousin was too busy laughing at the sight to answer.  Each mule lowered itself down so that its belly nearly touched the ground.

Each one was avoiding being poked in the backside.  They did this without being prompted.

The same thing happened the next day and the next — much to our delight.

“You know,” my cousin stated, “Dad’s going to beat us to death when he sees this.” 

It was a sobering thought neither one of us had bothered to think of the last couple of days. Then before we knew it, the two-weeks of running the line-camp were up. 

We could see the stream of dust lifting high into the air as the pick-up approached.  It was early in the morning and all eight mules were out in the holding pen being run through their paces as the truck pulled to a stop.

Uncle got out of the truck and greeted us.

“How’s it going?”  he asked. 

“Great,” was the resounding response from us. 

With that he headed for the shack.

Uncle seemed pleasantly surprised at the general upkeep that the two young men had performed.  The loose slat on the outhouse was nailed down and the barbwire fence was re-hung and there was even a mess of fish in the cooler waiting for a nighttime meal.

“You boys done alright by yourselves,” Uncle finally said. 

This made us smiles widely.  We still had yet to tell him about the mules and the doorway. 

We agreed that we would wait until later, when we put the mules in the barn to say anything.  Besides my cousin had already concocted a story for when the time came.

Without any warning Uncle walked over to the barn and threw back both doors.  The mules responded to this by turning and marching single file towards the door. 

That’s when my cousin spoke up, “Dad, there was an old owl in the barn about a week ago…”

His voice trailed off.

His father wasn’t listening anyway.  He was too busy standing near the barn door watching with his mouth agape as each mule belly crawled its way into the barn.

“What in the world did you do to my mules?” Uncle exploded.

“Nothing,” I replied.

My cousin continued with his concoction, “We think it was an old hoot owl that got them spooked and ducking down like that.” 

Meanwhile his father stood there with a very puzzled expression his face, wiping his forehead with a blue bandana. 

“I’ve never seen anything like that,” he said mostly to himself. 

We jus’ looked at each other.

It was very quiet that evening during supper.  Uncle was busy worrying about how to break the mules of their newfound habit and we two boys were busy worrying that the older man would find out what we had done to cause it.

It was the President’s Day weekend and I had all three days off. So I decided to spend it hiking some of the rugged back country west of U.S. 95 and the Veterans Memorial Highway.

My plan was to venture around in a couple of the canyons along the mountainside, taking pictures and doing a little camping. It all started off well, but the weather wasn’t as cooperative as I had hoped it would be.

The second day, massive clouds formed over the mountain top and I decided it would be a good thing to get back to where I had parked my car. I knew my vehicle was several hours away, so it would become a race against the weather.

About two and a half hours into my forced-march back towards the junction of the memorial highway and 95, a snow storm blew in. I decided to continue on.

However it got so bad that I couldn’t see very far ahead of me and even though I had a compass, I was more afraid of finding a steep ledge to step off of or a deep ravine to fall in rather than getting lost. After another hour or so I concluded it would be best if I sheltered in place.

Fortune smiled on me as I started to prepare for a rough night in the canyon, I spotted a small overhang in a group of rocks at the base of the canyon walls. That, I realized, would be the best spot to gain shelter from the wind and blowing snow.

Once at the outcropping, I soon found it was more than jus’ an overhang. It was the entrance to a very small cave.

After a quick exploration inside with flashlight, and learning it wasn’t home to some wild beast, I dragged my backpack inside and rolled out my ground cover. I decided to forego my pup tent, instead opting to jus’ climb in my sleeping bag, atop the blue tarp I used as protection from a moist earth.

Daylight passed into darkness and the snow piled up over the entry to the cave. I cooked a coffee cup full of raisins in some water and ate it, before turning in for the night.

What time it was, I haven’t a clue. I jus’ know I woke up because I felt like I was no longer alone.

Flicking on my flashlight, I shined it around the cave. Laying at the foot of my sleeping bag, I found an animal.

I jumped from fright.

However, the animal appeared more frightened than me and it bolted out of the cave and into the snow storm. I knew immediately what sort of animal it was as it disappeared from sight — a coyote.

I laid back down knowing the coyote was gone and tried to sleep.

It was somewhere near dawn when I awoke. I opened my eyes, looked around the darkness, then realized I had some sort of weight resting on my feet and lower legs.

Slowly I sat up and found my friend, the coyote had returned. He looked up at me and again bolted out of the cave.

I never saw him again after that.

By this time the storm had broken and I was able to hike the remainder of the way to my car and head for home. And though I have been back four more times to the area, I’ve never been able to find that cave again.

However, I will never forget the night a coyote took his comfort by snuggling up to me for warmth.

My sister, Deirdre, was in sixth grade and had been released from class for recess late in the afternoon. At that time jus’ past the swings and slide on the playground of Margaret Keating School, was a large tire that the kids used for a game called king-of-the-mountain.

Deirdre writes, “I suddenly found myself king — but it was short-lived as the eighth graders were released. It was like a slow motion dream and I didn’t even see it coming, then wham!”

Mike Triplett knocked Deirdre off the tire, whereupon he became king of the mountain. Deirdre landed hard, her right leg tucked up behind her. 

The fall broke the growth plate of her Fibula; however no one realized it at the time as neither her leg, ankle nor foot swelled up. Because of this she wasn’t taken to the doctor for days.

Mom and Dad went back and forth over the need to see a doctor for several days. Mom eventually won as the pain became nearly too much for Deirdre to tolerate.

Once in Dr. Kasper’s office, Mom and Dad learned that had they delayed the visit another week, Deirdre’s growth plate would have healed in the wrong position, leaving her foot pointed downward, leaving her with a severe limp.

Dr. Kasper recommended Deirdre see a specialist as soon a possible. Because of this, we made a couple of trips to Grants Pass, the closest specialist in the area.

As it remains, Deirdre’s right leg is slightly shorter than her left, which is only noticeable when she really walks fast or runs.

Grandma’s house sat vacant for nearly two winters after her death.  It had been a house that her husband and father had built many years ago and everyone in the family felt it was a shame to see that house sitting empty and quiet.

Soon it was decided that the house should be repaired and rented out.  To that end the two of us showed up and started hammering and sawing where needed.

The wet weather had caused a leak in the roof which had run down the interior wall.  The wall was made of a dried plaster and had started to flake away, so that’s where my step-dad Delmar and I decided we should begin working.

First we tapped out the beams.  Then we took our hammers and began knocking holes in the white, powdery plaster.

Crash — Delmar’s hammer had struck a glass object.  It had shattered and he immediately stopped working.

I did too.

Both of us attempted to look inside the hole to see what Del had struck.  We couldn’t see anything as it was too dark. 

So Delmar pulled another chunk of plaster out from the wall.  With it came small pieces of broken glass and a large leather pouch.

“Oh my,” exclaimed Delmar as he bent over and picked up the leather pouch.

I was stunned —my brain turned the leather pouch over and over and was thinking of hidden treasure as Del unrolled it.

The pouch was very old and had started to turn to deteriorate in several places as it was unrolled.  But with each unrolling, it revealed more and more.

It held a cache of arrowheads and spear tips as well as old coins.  Delmar immediately recognized these as belonging to a local tribe, as he had spent many days off and vacations hunting for arrowheads in Northern California and Southern Oregon. 

I could tell he was exited by the find.

The coins were old ones; late nineteenth and early twentieth century. The collection included a few silver dollars and a couple of buffalo nickels as well.  We agreed they were probably minted about the time the house was built.

However the most unusual object to my eye in that leather pouch was the handbook.  It was worn yellow-brown with age, had mold growing on its back cover, however its red printing was clearly visible.

The wording inscribed on it read, “Constitution and By-laws, Hupa Tribe, Number 146, of the Improved Order of Red Men of the Hunting Grounds of Eureka, California, 1903.” 

I held the booklet in my hand and read it out loud. 

Delmar was on his knees looking at the arrowheads and spear points, when he looked up and asked, “What did you say?” 

I repeated what I had read.

Del stood up and shook his head and said, “Hupa 1903.” 

He held out his hand and I laid the booklet in it.

“That’s what it says,” I grinned.

Dell thumbed through the small book, “I can’t believe it,” he started, “this was hidden for a reason.”

“Why?” I asked.

Delmar paused, stroking his bearded chin, “Back when your Grandma was youngster it would have been illegal for an Indian to own a business or a home near town.” 

He stopped and looked thoughtfully at the book then quickly leafed through it once more, “I figure she hid the fact that she was Indian,” Delmar concluded. 

Then he handed the book back to me.

Del walked outside to his truck and brought back a cardboard box.  I assisted him in loading all the hidden treasure into it, and then we got back to completing the task at hand.

Later that evening I sat at the dinner table with Mom and my step-dad looking over the items.  Each object was laid out on the white table-cloth. 

The arrowheads and the spear point numbered a dozen as did the coins.  The booklet and pouch sat by themselves.

Mom cleared her throat, “I had always heard that your Great-Grandpa George had married an Indian.”  She paused, “I think he did and then set about covering it up as it probably hurt business.” 

She smiled at me. 

“These seem pretty important,” she continued after a moment as she held up one of the pieces of obsidian.

Delmar was busy looking in one of his many books on the subject of arrowheads and spear points.

“I can’t seem to find anything like them,” he finally said as he raised his head and snapped the book shut.  “Whatever they mean is probably lost to us,” he sighed.

I picked up the little paperback book as this was the true treasure to me.

“To think Grandma went to her grave guarding this family secret,” I said as I slipped the booklet into a plastic freezer bag.

“I’ll bet you that’s been tucked away in that wall since 1913; the year that house was built,” Del said as he nodded at the items on the table.

Then I chuckled, “Mom, do you remember how Grandma always called me her little cowboy?”

 She smiled again and nodded her head at the memory.

“Well, it turns out Grandma’s little cowboy may have really been a little Indian,” I finished.

Shortly after Mary’s father passed away, she and her siblings got together for a week and packed up the old man’s home. The four children decided to split most everything like the furniture, pictures and art.

However, a number of books including school texts, compendiums of family history on her mother’s side and a bunch of bibles, where left unclaimed. I told my bride to bring them home with her so I could leaf through them.

I happen to love old books.

In one of the bibles, presented to Gertrude Alberta Blodgett, from Mr. and Mrs. S.M. Blodgett, October 7, 1909, I discovered a note made in pencil, “U.S. President there.” While it caught my attention, I was really drawn to the date of August 24, 1927.

The entry goes on to read, “Be of good cheer — John 16-33.” It finishes with, “The ____ at Hermosa, July 24 1927, President there.”

Since the bride’s family is from the San Diego area, I started my research looking through the records of the City of Hermosa Beach for a reference to a presidential visit in 1927. I found nothing.

Then it occurred to me: My father-in-law was from Rapid City, South Dakota and his middle name was Blodgett. Duh! So I quickly searched for Hermosa, South Dakota and found what I was hoping to learn.

In 1927, President Calvin Coolidge made a trip to South Dakota and stayed in a game Lodge in Hermosa. He also established offices for himself and his staff at the high school in Rapid City.

During his visit, Coolidge dedicated Mount Rushmore and welcomed guests like Charles Lindbergh. The President and First Lady Gracie Coolidge eventually returned to Washington D.C. in mid-September.

While it may or may not have been Gertrude who penciled the notation found in the border of page 697, the Book of St. John, in this 100-plus year old bible, I thank them for the connection to the past and to our American history.

There are times when something simple can cause me no-end of concern. Take for example this story…”

For the last two or maybe three weeks I have been fighting a losing battle with a chair from the dinner table that seems to move on its own. It suddenly started doing this after I removed the center leaf from the table.

I had come to believe we had a poltergeist in our home.

Daily, I would move the chair back under the table, next to where the other chairs are and then somehow, someway it would end up next to the couch some 4 or 5 feet away. Then on other days it would be moved only three feet to in front of the kitchen island.

It left me perplexed.

I finally put the leaf back in the table just to make the ghost happy again and so it would leave the chair alone. It seems to have worked.

This morning all four chairs were right where I left them last night. Then my wife says to me as she is heading out the door, “Thanks for putting the leaf back in the table for me. Now I don’t have to move the friggin’ chair around jus’ to read the news paper.”

She really frightens me sometimes.

One of the things I used to dread about going to Margaret Keating School when I was in the eighth grade…our teacher, Mr. Tom Brown. Not only did he scare me, he also tended to scare others in the class.

Case in point was the early afternoon a girl in our class fell asleep. Marisol Azzopardi had been listening to Mr. Brown drone on about one subject or another and she finally became a victim of a trance.

She had her head down, looking at the teacher as her eyes finally failed and went close. Mr. Brown saw her slip into her sleep state almost as soon as it happened.

Without missing a beat, he walked across the class room and slapped the top of her desk as hard as possible with his open hand. The loud pop jolted Marisol awake immediately and it left her bug-eyed with fright.

Most everyone in class laughed, happy it wasn’t they who had made the mistake of falling asleep. And while Marisol appeared to take the event good-naturedly, I was more than shaken, fearful to blink worried he’d think I had dropped off to catch a few Z’s.

Not fun or funny!