The desert air crackled with raw defiance as Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo let loose a verbal Molotov cocktail at a private Lincoln Day Dinner. Caught on tape by the sneering jackals at Meidas Touch—those self-righteous left-wing vultures who’d sell their grandmother for a viral hit—Lombardo didn’t mince words. “All the individuals on social media, they’re…

Las Vegas, that neon-lit Sodom of the desert, is about to get a jolt of crimson from the Far East. A few months from now, the University of Nevada, Las Vegas—UNLV to the locals—will toss open the doors to its Sands Institute for Chinese Language and Culture, a shiny new toy straight out of the…

A wild, dusty outpost where the neon burns bright, and the law squats heavy like a vulture on a wire. Valentine’s Day 2025, and the Washoe County Jail’s got a new VIP in its iron grip–Ronaldo Ayala, a Mexican mafia honcho with a rap sheet that reads like a Quentin Tarantino script on mescaline. It…

Editor’s Note: Tried something different yesterday, should’ve known better. Like licking a cactus because someone said it might taste like tequila. The whole damn thing collapsed into itself like a flan in a cupboard. Tougher to read than a mescaline-fueled roadmap scribbled by a blind cartographer. Got the message, though. Loud and clear. Like a…

Nineteen-seventy-four, Shel wrote, Of sidewalk’s end, a curious note, Chalky paths that puzzled folks back then, Now stretch on with arrows drawn by pen. Fifty years have passed, and here we stand. Gazing where the white lines sweep the land, Peppermint winds blow soft and so slow, Kids once walked, dreams that seemed to grow.…

Some fifty years back, when I was a sprightly lad of fourteen, I chanced upon the short yarn “A Cure for the Blues,” penned by none other than that old river rat, Mark Twain. Back then, I reckoned it a senseless waste of a good afternoon—nothing more’n a tangle of words that didn’t amount to…

China Throws a Tantrum Well, color me shocked—China’s stomping its feet again because someone dared to push back. After President Trump finally slapped Beijing with the kind of tariffs that make actual noise—104 percent, not the mealy-mouthed “targeted levies” you get from the usual Beltway jellyfish—China did what it always does when it’s not getting…

The wind kicked up dust along the old wagon road, twisting and turning like a serpent in the Nevada hills. It was a road with a long memory, where time folded in on itself and ghosts of the past walked unseen beside the living. Geiger Grade, they called it now, but back in the old…

If the good Lord sees fit to shake the earth beneath Virginia City sometime soon, St. Mary in the Mountains might tumble down the hill like a wheel of cheddar from a drunken festival, and it won’t be His fault—it’ll be ours. St. Mary, the grand old Catholic church perched like a watchful aunt on…

By some bureaucratic miracle, the Nevada Office of Traffic Safety has released its quarter-assed death tally for the year—just through March, mind you—and the numbers are in–98 souls splattered, crumpled, or otherwise turned into roadside pulp across the Silver State, a whole 0.03 percent increase from last year, which the state seems weirdly proud of,…