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  • The Great Tug-o’-War Over DEI

    Clark County Schools at Odds with Washington

    a view of the capitol building from across the street

    There’s a ruckus in Clark County, and it’s got the flavor of one of those old-timey soap operas, only with fewer swoons and more memos.

    With the thunder of an old Marine Corps D.I. laying down the law, the Trump administration has told the Clark County School District that if it don’t toss its diversity and equity programs into the nearest dustbin, it might just lose a goodly pile of federal money.

    It ain’t some light threat passed over supper. It is in line with a formal executive order President Donald J. Trump penned back in February, wherein he declared that such Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (or DEI, abbreviated to save breath and ink) programs have no rightful business in public schools. The Department of Education backed that up with a memo so stiff it could stand up on its own, warning that Title 1 funds will get yanked from any district that won’t toe the line.

    It’s a particularly sore subject for Clark County, where about seven in every ten schools are Title 1—that is, they depend on those funds like a desert dog depends on a water dish. The schools serve low-income students, and the money’s meant to level the field a bit, but it seems the same money might get held back owing to the very existence of a district department tasked with minding diversity and equity.

    Records, wrangled free, show that the district’s Equity and Diversity Department’s been chugging along at a cost of about two million dollars a year, give or take a few buffalo nickels. Nine folks are officially in that department, with another fourteen in the equity and diversity pot.

    Five make six-figure salaries while seeing their pay climb faster than a coyote chasing a rabbit. One such fella, Andrew O’Reilly, started at $99,000 in 2022 and draws $122,168. Assistant Superintendent Samuel Scavella’s pay jumped from $132,552 to $150,812. And wouldn’t you know, they even added two new folks to the department just this February—one pulling in a handsome $114,432.

    As to what CCSD and the Nevada Department of Education plan to do about the President’s order? Well, they’re keeping mum. No answer came from their end of the street when asked whether they’d comply or stand their ground.

    So here we are, in a good old-fashioned standoff—Washington wagging its finger, the school district counting its beans, and parents of every opinion peering on from the sidelines, wondering which way the winds blow. And if history’s any guide, there’s sure to be more fireworks before this tale’s told in full.

  • Gas, Taxes, and Nevada's Indexing Scheme

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    While not a learned legislator nor a prophet of petroleum, when the Nevada Legislature starts tinkering with gas taxes, a body can’t help but reach for its spectacles and squint suspiciously at the fine print.

    As it happens, there’s a fresh bill — Assembly Bill 530, they call it — ambling through Carson City like a mule without a purpose. Bless its bureaucratic heart, the bill aims to keep the Clark County Fuel Revenue Indexing program alive and kickin’.

    The good folk of Nevada already voted it in back in 2016, and unless this bill passes, they’ll get to vote on it again in 2026. Meanwhile, if Clark County commissioners can wrangle up a two-thirds majority, they might skip the whole messy business of democracy and extend it themselves.

    Fuel Revenue Indexing — or FRI, for them fond of acronyms — is a clever little contraption that adjusts your gas taxes with the rise of inflation. That means every time your loaf of bread costs more, so does a gallon of gas.

    Currently, there’s about $1.11 in tax per gallon. That’s right—for every gallon, 23 cents to the state, 18.4 cents to the feds, and a whoppin’ 70 cents to Clark County.

    If gas were a cow, it’d be milked dry.

    Presently, your average Nevadan is paying $3.99 a gallon, up 20 cents since last week, and if that ain’t enough to curdle your coffee, the industry folks say it’s due to a “seasonal blend shift,” which is Latin for “we can charge more, so we do.”

    At the bill’s hearing, Democratic Assemblymember Howard Watts tried to sweeten the deal by pointing out all the good FRI has done—702 road projects, 20,400 jobs, and over 78 small businesses who owe their existence to this tax tweakin’ program.

    If true, that’s more productivity than seen from the Legislature in two decades. But not everyone’s sold.

    Jenine Hansen, representing Nevada State Families for Freedom, asked the room a question most politicians pretend not to hear, “Are we afraid of a vote by the people?” she asked.

    It’s a dangerous question to ask a room full of folks whose job depends on occasionally ignoring just such votes.

    If AB530 fails to pass, the matter returns to the hands of voters in 2026. Governor Joe Lombardo vetoed a similar attempt in 2023, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, voters ought to have a say in these things.

    So here sits the average Nevadan wedged between the gas pump and the ballot box, wondering if the roads to progress are because of honest taxes or political shortcuts. Suggestion–take the train if it ever comes back.

  • A Sensible Housecleaning

    The Administration to Reclaim Idle Funds

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    There’s a great commotion in Nevada, and it ain’t due to a silver strike nor a sagebrush rebellion–but over Uncle Sam deciding to clean out the attic and reclaim a sack of dollars that had been gathering dust. It is the $29 million in pandemic relief funds that the Trump administration, under the steady hand of Secretary of Education Linda McMahon, has rightfully pulled back from the Nevada Department of Education.

    The funds were not gifts from the clouds nor tokens from the government’s wishing well. They were tax dollars — yours, mine, and the grocer’s down the road — handed out in the darkest hours of a pandemic to help schools patch holes, build bridges, and get the young ones learning again.

    The intention was clear–spend it intelligently–and do it soon.

    And yet, here we sit in the year of our Lord 2025, and Nevada still has $29 million of those same dollars sitting around like fenceposts waiting for a barbed wire. The state’s top education official, Superintendent Jhone Ebert, laments the loss and calls the funds “definitely needed for student achievement.”

    No doubt, she believes that, but one must ask — what of the past four years? If a man sets aside a pot of stew to feed his guests and brings it to the table, it ain’t the host’s fault when the guests don’t eat.

    Secretary McMahon, no stranger to hard decisions, issued a clear letter on March 28, stating that the deadline for using these pandemic funds had come and gone, and so too must the funds. She reasoned — with more sense than poetry — that dragging out the deadline for years after the pandemic is inconsistent with the department’s priorities.

    The federal government is not a barn filled with forgotten tools and half-used supplies. It is a place of sudden accountability, something missed during the Biden years.

    The Clark County School District received a towering sum of $1.2 billion, and the state had $2.1 billion to work with. That is not pin money.

    They used some of it to buy computers, staff mental health positions, and roll out curriculum. All good and necessary things — yet still they found themselves with millions unspent.

    The money was for immediate relief, not a retirement plan for future projects.

    Some folks are up in arms, claiming the move is illegal, heartless, or some other political epithet. But the administration is not pulling the rug—it’s merely folding up the one no one stepped on, meaning they’re not taking funds from the mouths of children—they’re retrieving leftovers from a table that’s already cleared.

    So, if projects got started late or delayed by red tape, that is unfortunate, but it is not Washington’s fault. The bell rang, the funds offered, deadlines known, and extensions granted already. Indeed, Nevada had until March 2026—but plans delayed until the eleventh hour carry risk.

    It ain’t a surprise quiz–it’s on the syllabus.

    McMahon has left a door open as extensions may still be granted case by case. But even that is a courtesy, not a promise, as the business of government cannot forever run on what-ifs and maybes.

    The lesson here is not of villainy but of vigilance. Funds, like time, must be used or lost. Nevada, and every other state, would do well to learn it.

    So let the papers holler, and the officials wring their hands. The rest of us will tip our hats to the administration for putting a little backbone in bureaucracy, reminding the nation that money from the people needs respectful treatment, not delay.

    And that is gospel enough for one day.

  • Jacky Rosen Tosses a Bone to Vets

    But Mind That Other Boot

    woman in black and white shirt and blue denim jeans standing on red roof during daytime

    It’s curious when a politician does something kind-hearted and helpful right after an election year.

    Senator Jacky Rosen, a woman of considerable smile and careful diction, has hitched her name to a bill that would make military retirement pay tax-free. And bless her for it, as they could surely use a little relief.

    The bill is called the Tax Cuts for Veterans Act, and it aims to unshackle U.S. veterans from the cold iron grip of the taxman. Speaking in tones that’d warm the heart of a marble statue, Rosen said, “Veterans in Nevada and across our nation have made huge sacrifices to keep our nation safe, and the least we can do is ensure they can keep all of their retirement pay.”

    That’s mighty fine, and for once, Washington might look like it’s got some common sense brewing in the pot. But here’s the part where voters should keep one eye on the lady’s smile and the other square on her boots—both of them.

    Because while one foot may be gently nudging the noble bill forward, the other is liable to swing up when you’re least expecting and catch you right in the nether region, if you understand. Politics, after all, is a game of gestures with one hand and schemes with the other.

    Whether Rosen’s sincerity is pure as mountain spring water or just cleverly bottled and sold at election-time prices, it’s learned that every gift from the government comes wrapped in fine print and often with a string or two tied to the tail.

    So, hats off to the Senator for stepping in the right direction. Just mind the other boot, as it could swing the other way.

  • A Whiff of Patriotism and a Cloud of Dust

    Nevada’s Old Bomb Hands Offered a Lifeline

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    Many people have spent their youth dodging debts, their middle age dodging matrimony, and later years dodging responsibility. But the stout-hearted souls who toiled in dusty Nye County did none of the above.

    No sir—they walked headlong into danger, wrapped in government-issue coveralls and carrying the kind of lunch pails that clanged like liberty bells in the Nevada breeze. They worked at what was then called the Nevada Test Site—now rechristened the Nevada National Security Site–for no reason other than to lend some refinement to a place built for turning the desert into a stovetop.

    From Pahrump to Beatty to Amargosa, these were plain folks—dirt on their boots, grit in their smiles—who spent their days poking and prodding the atom as if it owed them money. And the atom, being a spiteful little rascal, took its revenge.

    The good men and women who clocked in under mushroom clouds and clocked out with radioactive dust in their boots now find themselves years later eligible for something called the Workers Health Protection Program, or WHPP—pronounced like a surprised hiccup. Don’t let the bureaucratic name fool you.

    The WHPP’s Early Lung Cancer Detection Program, which has been scanning chests and saving lives since 2000, is a godsend cloaked in government jargon. Using low-dose CT scans—a marvelous contraption that lets doctors peek inside you without the indignity of being carved like a Christmas goose—the program has found over 230 cases of lung cancer.

    And get this–most were caught early before the cancer could pack up and go sightseeing through the lymph nodes. And lest you think it’s all lungs and no love, WHPP also checks for bladder and bowel troubles, liver and kidney woes, hearing loss, and just about anything else you might pick up from shaking hands with plutonium for thirty years.

    They say lung cancer is the deadliest of the bunch—it kills more folks than breast and colon cancer put together, and that’s no mean feat. But if you catch it early, before it’s taken root like a stubborn mesquite bush, your odds improve faster than a card shark’s grin when the dealer’s green.

    The program’s no fly-by-night outfit either. It started at just three DOE plants, and now it covers 15 sites across eight states—each one a little monument to humankind’s hubris and our infinite capacity to clean up after it.

    A woman who once drew a paycheck from the Test Site and now helps run the program, Sandie Medina, said it best–this service saves lives and gives peace of mind. And that, dear reader, is no small thing—especially for folks who once measured their risk in Roentgens and trusted Uncle Sam wouldn’t forget them when the clouds cleared.

    So if you, or someone you know, once labored under the great, white blossoms of atomic ambition in Nye County, you might do well to give this program a look. It may just give you another year, another breath, another shot at watching your grandkid’s baseball game without wheezing like a busted accordion.

    To learn more, visit Worker-Health.org or schedule an appointment call 888-241-1199 or 702-485-6724.

  • Ford Against Trump’s Election Order

    A Strange Notion of Liberty

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    Having lived long enough to witness people try every trick in the book—legal and otherwise—to get their way, the antics of Nevada have all the makings of a traveling medicine show, with just about the same amount of sincerity.

    Attorney General Aaron Ford, a man who’s made a regular hobby of suing folks—particularly a president—is back at it again, linking arms with Secretary of State Francisco Aguilar and about 18 of their most like-minded chums across the Union. Their complaint?

    Trump has taken it upon himself to fix elections by issuing an executive decree that says voters need to prove they’re citizens, mail-in ballots should arrive on time, and if the states don’t like it, Uncle Sam will keep their supper money.

    The good Mr. Ford and his fellow legal riders call this a “federal overreach.” That’s a term politicians use when they’re not doing the reaching.

    “Irreparable harm!” they cry, waving their briefs in court like preachers at a tent revival.

    The suit alleges all manner of sins: targeting military voters, curbing mail-in ballots, seizing state control of elections—though I reckon if you asked ten folks on the street, half of ’em wouldn’t even know when Election Day falls, let alone how the ballots get counted. Puffed up like a rooster in a henhouse, Mr. Ford declared, “I will not stand for it.”

    It’s a bold statement since all he ever seems to do is stand in front of microphones, telling us he won’t stand for something.

    He praised Aguilar for guarding the electoral henhouse while accusing Trump of trying to swipe the eggs. California’s Rob Bonta stood beside him as if the two of ’em were casting for a Broadway revival of Hamilton, only with fewer lyrics and more litigation.

    The President’s men, for their part, call this all common sense.

    “Insane!” said his press feller, Harrison Fields, which I admit is the first time someone from the White House said something plainly.

    Mr. Trump says it’s about protecting elections, keeping illegal votes out, and making sure only good, wholesome, American-born folks get a say in who runs the country.

    The echoing media says no one has found all these legions of foreign impostors sneaking into the polls—but then who took the time to look?

    As for the Constitution, it’s getting passed around like a church collection plate, each side grabbing hold of whichever line suits their purpose.

    “The President has no power to do any of this,” the lawsuit says.

    New York’s Letitia James calls the order “authoritarian,” as Rhode Island’s Peter Neronha says Trump’s holding the states hostage like a two-bit outlaw in a dime novel, “He’s trying to undermine elections!” they cry.

    And so the lawsuit lands in Massachusetts, where the judge must now sift through all the declarations, motions, and footnotes in search of something resembling justice—or at least a precedent.

    Meanwhile, the rest of us watch, mouths half-open, wondering if our vote counts or if it’s just a leaf on the wind, subject to whichever side has the fancier lawyer.

    In conclusion–whether it’s Ford’s lawfare or Trump’s ink-stained proclamations, the whole affair smells suspiciously like politics—a stew of ambition, indignation, and just a pinch of self-interest.

  • Pinwheels and Paradoxes

    A Lyon County Chronicle of Hope and Horror

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    Now, friends, let me tell you a tale fit for the annals of contradiction—a tale that ambles through the dusty lanes of Lyon County, where good folks are laboring to protect the most innocent among us even as some devils still prowl beneath their roofs.

    Lyon County Human Services, bless their hearts. They are earnest in their mission. They’re doing their level best to lend a hand to families before trouble sets in like a squatter and refuses to leave. Their programs aim to prevent child abuse and neglect and to keep families stitched together with a strong thread of education, resources, and neighborly support. April, that fresh-faced month when springtime peeks over the horizon, is also Child Abuse Prevention Month—when the community dons blue like soldiers in a noble campaign to raise awareness and shield children from harm.

    They’ve got pinwheels, blue ones, bright and spinning like little beacons of hope, planted in town parks and playgrounds from Dayton to Silver Springs, Fernley to Yerington. The whole county’s invited—mothers, fathers, children with muddy boots and grass-stained knees—to plant those pinwheels and show the world that Lyon County stands watch over its young.

    But wouldn’t you know it, just as the townsfolk are preparing their pinwheels and blue shirts for April’s events, the devil showed his hand right in Dayton. On the eve of the very month dedicated to protecting children, a man named Saul Gallegos-Duron, age 40, was taken into custody after his child turned up at school bearing the cruelty of a beating. “Blunt force trauna,” they called it—bruises like dark clouds across a young sky.

    Sheriff’s deputies rushed to the school, and paramedics did their swift duty, hauling that poor soul off to the hospital for the kind of care no child should ever need. The investigation, grim and thorough, turned its eye toward the home, and there they found the culprit—not some stranger in the night, but the boy’s father.

    The Nevada Division of Child and Family Services stepped in with the quiet precision of seasoned angels, gathering up the remaining children and ferrying them to safety, far from the reach of the hands that should’ve been gentle.

    And so we find ourselves in this strange Nevada fable, where the county rallies with bright ribbons and laughter in the parks while a child suffers unspeakable harm behind closed doors. It is a harsh truth, as hard and cracked as the desert earth—but it’s the truth just the same.

    So wear your blue, plant your pinwheels, and hold your children close.

  • The Final Notice

    Virginia and her three friends—Alice, Georgia, and Willow—huddled around the coffee table, the dim glow of scented candles flickering against the living room walls. The bottle of cabernet sat open, deep red in their glasses, a little courage against the unknown.

    Waiting patiently like a stealthy predator, the Ouija board lay in the center of the table.

    “Ask it a question,” Willow said, her voice light but her eyes tight.

    “No, you ask,” Georgia countered, smirking over the rim of her glass. “It was your idea.”

    The planchette twitched. Then, before anyone could react, it lurched to life, skittering across the board with a frantic, almost desperate energy. Alice and Virginia pressed their fingers down, trying to steady it, but the thing moved as if it had a mind of its own.

    S-I-N-C-E-Y-O-U-W-I-L-L-N-O-T-A-S-K-A-Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-L-E-T-I-T-B-E-K-N-O-W-N-W-E-H-A-V-E-B-E-E-N-T-R-Y-I-N-G-T-O-R-E-A-C-H-Y-O-U-A-B-O-U-T-Y-O-U-R-C-A-R-S-W-A-R-R-A-N-T-Y-W-I-L-L-O-W…

    They barely had time to register the words before the room plunged into darkness. Then someone screamed.

  • Nevada Dems Defend the Right of Menfolk to Beat Womenfolk in Female Sports

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    It was a fine spectacle last week when a mighty throng of high school and middle school girls, accompanied by their long-suffering parents, descended upon the Assembly Education Committee in Nevada, pleading for what ought to be the most self-evident right in the world–the right for women to compete against women in their sporting events. But, alas, such simple logic is not so simple to those who fancy themselves the improvers of society–nor to those who look at a straight line and declare it a circle.

    The object of the day’s grand petitioning was AB 240, a bill with the shocking audacity to assert that biological males ought not to compete in women’s sports—a principle so sound that only a politician could find fault with it. Sixteen Republican legislators stood in favor, which in the strange arithmetic of modern politics means it needs opposing with all the might of those who find reason a troublesome burden.

    Chairwoman Selena Torres-Fossett, a Democrat by trade and an educator by profession–though one wonders whether she prefers ignorance to knowledge–was unmoved. She said with the confidence of a lady who knows, “Nevada voters were not talking to me about this.”

    Instead, they were worried about housing, prescription costs, and the price of a loaf of bread. No doubt they are—but perhaps that is because common folk assume certain things, such as the separation of male and female sports, are too obvious to require discussion.

    The lieutenant governor of Nevada, Stavros Anthony, had a different notion. Being a man of sense, he thought it wise to form a task force to preserve what is left of women’s sports before the whole enterprise gets reduced to an absurd exhibition of well-trained men sweeping up every trophy.

    It did not sit well with Madame Torres-Fossett, who, rather than admitting the lieutenant governor had a point, took it upon herself to scold him for not concerning himself with matters more fitting to his station—like tourism, roads, and anything, presumably, that does not interfere with her notions of progress.

    Meanwhile, the esteemed Nevadans for Equal Rights Committee, whose devotion to ‘equality’ evidently means ensuring that women’s sports remain open to men, filed an ethics complaint against Anthony, accusing him of misusing state resources for his crusade. One wonders how much state time and money got wasted ensuring that a man’s right to dominate women’s volleyball got preserved.

    The catalyst for all this commotion? A single forfeit last fall, when the University of Nevada, Reno’s women’s volleyball team took one look at their opponent’s lineup, saw a player whose physique resembled something one might expect on a cattle drive rather than a sorority house, and decided that they were not in the business of humoring nonsense.

    Their refusal to play against San Jose State’s team, which featured a transgender athlete, sent the issue soaring into the political stratosphere.

    In a moment of rare clarity, former President Trump took pen to paper last month and signed an executive order barring transgender athletes from women’s sports altogether.

    It, of course, was met with outrage by those who maintain that the best way to ensure ‘fairness’ is to erase every distinction that ever existed.

    Torres-Fossett, who by this point had become positively weary of the topic, lamented that coaches might soon be required to verify the ‘feminine-enough’ qualities of their athletes—which would be laughable if it weren’t precisely the situation that policies like hers have created. But worry not, for in the world of the enlightened, the only thing necessary to be declared a woman is to say so, and if reality objects–reality’s got to be overruled.

    And so, the bill sits in limbo, awaiting the day when either reason prevails, or we all agree to close our eyes and pretend the fella with broad shoulders and five o’clock shadow is supposed to be the champion of women’s athletics all along. It’s a new era of progress, indeed.

  • Nevada Takes a Swing at Uncle Sam—Again

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    Well, well, well—what have we here? Another lawsuit from the great state of Nevada flung like a well-worn horseshoe at the ever-stoic post of Washington bureaucracy. One wonders if Attorney General Aaron Ford is getting bulk discounts on legal filings.

    Is this the 23,000th suit since January? Who’s keeping count? Certainly not the clerks in his office—they’re too busy sharpening their pencils for the next one.

    This time, Nevada joins a chorus of twenty-three states and the District of Columbia in hollering at the federal government over what they claim is an unlawful axing of nearly $12 billion in public health grants. At the center of the ruckus is Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the Department of Health and Human Services, who, according to Ford’s office, have wielded the budgetary scythe with reckless abandon, leaving state health agencies in a sorry state of distress.

    For its part, Nevada could lose a tidy $35 million meant for the State Public Health Laboratory, with further damage rippling out to universities and nonprofits. In his official statement, Ford did not mince words, declaring the decision to be a grave affront to the well-being of Nevadans and vowing to see it undone in court.

    The lawsuit seeks an emergency restraining order to halt the cuts and a declaration that the terminations were, in fact, unlawful. Whether the courts will see it that way or tell Nevada and its fellow litigants to sit in the corner remains to be seen.

    If lawsuits were a commodity, Nevada’s stock would be soaring.