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  • Ah, the noble U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto from Nevada. Once hailed as a beacon of hope for the downtrodden, now stepping into the mire of bureaucratic horse-trading to defend the sanctity of government data against Elon Musk. What a turn of events. The Marxist shill and her gaggle of 26 fellow Senators have come…

  • Here’s the latest installment of “Things You Thought Couldn’t Happen, but Here We Are.” The Nevada Department of Agriculture (NDA) says avian flu—bird flu—has somehow made its way into the dairy cattle of Churchill County. Yes, you heard that right. The chickens are home to roost, bringing their germs to crash the cows’ party. The…

  • LAS VEGAS—The sun was setting on Nevada’s clean energy dreams, but a federal judge just kicked open the vault—at least partially. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, under judicial orders, has lifted its icy grip on $156 million in community solar funding for the Silver State. But the storm isn’t over. Monday’s ruling struck a blow…

  • The Nevada Off-Highway Vehicles Program is taking applications for new OHV projects. The grant manual and forms are online at ohv.nv.gov. The deadline is March 23. Every year, the Nevada Commission on Off-Highway Vehicles funds projects to keep the state’s trails open, safe, and well-marked. The money comes from registration fees and goes to trail…

  • Some Told to Boil Water The City of Fernley said to boil the water. Not for all. Just for some. A waterline broke Friday. Twelve homes on Palomino Drive. Between Shadow Lane and Nader Way. The city sent a notice. If you got the notice, boil your water. If you didn’t, don’t. If you have…

  • The bar was dim, lit by the fading neon sign that buzzed in the window. Gus leaned on the bar, his gnarled hands tracing the rim of a glass that held no more than a quarter inch of whiskey. The bartender, a stocky man with a face like a weathered boot, was wiping down the…

  • It was a dreary Tuesday afternoon—so unremarkable that even the weather seemed too disinterested to participate. The sun barely peeked through the clouds, as if it too had pressing business elsewhere. Inside Joe’s Discount Grocery, a beacon of mediocrity and freezer-burned ambition, Earl Thistlebottom was plotting the world’s least inspired criminal escapade. The enterprising fellow,…

  • Lawsuit Ranger Saddles Up for Another Round Nevada’s Attorney General, Aaron Ford, has again dusted off his lawsuit boots and joined the latest cavalry charge against Donald Trump. For the third time since the former president set foot in the White House, Ford has galloped into battle, waving his legal saber at the Department of…

  • Three Years Later, WCSO Still Stonewalling on Murder of Anna Marie Scott RENO, Nev.—The first thing to know is that the Washoe County Sheriff’s Office (WCSO) wants your help. Yes, you—the good people of Northern Nevada—are being called upon to solve a murder. But expect zero information from the authorities because, three years later, they…

  • CARSON CITY, Nev.—Joe Lombardo sits in the governor’s chair in Nevada. The trouble is, you wouldn’t know it unless you checked the stationery. He’s there, alright—hollow-eyed, pen in hand, signing vetoes like a bored substitute teacher crossing out wrong answers on a multiple-choice test. But governing? That’s a different matter entirely. See, Lombardo’s got a…