Category: random

  • A Comedy of Errors in Three Acts Ah, my dear reader, let us wade through the murky waters of Nevada’s 2024 General Election lawsuit with a careful step, lest we slip upon the banana peels of bureaucratic folly and land squarely upon the hard pavement of misgovernance. To commence, we gaze upon the grand spectacle…

  • If you ever go to Virginia City’s Tahoe House and gander above the office door, you’ll see an antique shotgun. And if you asked who owned the piece, Shelly McGregor’s name would come up. Should you ask, “Who is this McGregor woman?” a local might squint at you sideways and say, “Shelly? Oh, she’s the…

  • What Could This Mean for Nevada? Ain’t it a sight to behold? In the grand spectacle of the 2020 General Election in Arapahoe County, Colorado, where 354,267 ballots got cast, a peculiar thing happened—something so improbable, it might make even the most seasoned gambler pause his hand. A solid three percent of those votes, tallying…

  • It’s well-established that some folks work themselves into an early grave to earn an honest living, while others—blessed with a more creative disposition—prefer to let Uncle Sam do the heavy lifting. Such was the case with one Candies Goode-McCoy of Las Vegas, whose knack for arithmetic, while impressive, appears to have been applied to the…

  • It seems the Washoe County School District has found itself entangled in a peculiar scientific discovery—namely, that vibrations in the air arranged into words by the voice of one Vanessa Bowie-Middleton were of such an unsettling nature that they rendered some fine folks wholly unable to endure their workday in peace. Ms. Bowie-Middleton, a kitchen…

  • Well, folks, it seems the good citizens of Reno have once again found themselves in the dubious company of open murder, a crime which—despite its obvious unpleasantness—remains a reliable fixture in the annals of human folly. At just about the time decent people were settling into their Sunday repose, Reno’s finest received summons to Harvard…

  • Behold the curious case of Nevada’s Senator Jacky Rosen, who, in her boundless wisdom and indefatigable compassion, has decided that schools, churches, and hospitals should be as sacred and untouchable as a Sunday preacher’s collection plate. In the spirit of grand legislative endeavors, she has joined forces with fellow lawmakers to introduce the Protecting Sensitive…

  • How Not to Vacation It is a well-known fact among seasoned explorers and armchair adventurers alike that when setting forth into the wild, one should carry a stout heart, a keen eye, and, if they possess a lick of sense, an understanding of the general principles of gravity. Alas, the hiker recently plucked from the…

  • Or at Least Until Supper The good people of Nevada have seen many strange sights at the State Capitol, but yesterday’s gathering was one for the books. A motley collection of the disgruntled and the overenthusiastic converged upon Carson Street, waving signs, shouting slogans, and generally conducting themselves in a manner best described as a…

  • Now, I may have put pen to paper on this subject before—though, if memory serves, it was at the behest of a newspaper editor who took a dim view of digressions, embellishments, and the honest pursuit of a good yarn. But that was then, and this is now. The good folks at the Rural Medevac…