• Hacked

    Obviously, I pissed someone off and they decided to get back at me through Facebook (FB.) I think it began last night when I had trouble loading a video to my timeline. Then this morning around 5:30, I lost control of my mouse’s functions for a couple of minutes. Half an hour later, I had no…

  • Lincoln Logs

    At seven-years old, my younger brother Adam showed a propensity for having a one-track mind. In this case it was his want of ‘Lincoln Logs,’ for Christmas. Each store we entered, he’d inquire of Dad or Mom if they had the logs. One late morning as we were moving up and down the aisle of the Sears…

  • The Butt-heads

    We were riding our bicycles around the neighborhood, something he and I did quite often. This day though, my brother Adam was wearing an old white motorcycle helmet that belonged to Dad. Since it didn’t fit him, Adam had stuffed it full of newspaper wads and taped them in place. Then by wearing a beanie-stocking,…

  • Gassed

    Bruce Clark’s head snapped about as if he didn’t know where he was at. That’s because he didn’t. The last thing Bruce recalled was sitting on his couch, passing horrendous clouds of gas. That’s when it struck him; he had finally farted so badly he had literally gassed himself to death. “Why else would I…

  • Beyond the Main Stream

    Note: This will be the last one of these as it was an experiment that failed. The suspect in a terror-related attack in New York City has been identified as Akayed Ullah, a Bangladeshi Muslim immigrant who lives in Brooklyn and was allegedly inspired by ISIS. As we were celebrating Thanksgiving, ISIS issued a threatening…

  • Beyond the Main Stream

    There’s been an explosion caused by an ISIS inspired suicide bomber in a passageway below ground at the Port Authority in New York City. The attacker was injured and is in custody. A network of loudspeakers designed to warn people of terror attacks is being set up in Melbourne, Australia, ahead of New Year’s Eve…

  • Beyond the Main Stream

    Democrat California Assemblyman Matt Dababneh has resign after he was accused of masturbating in front of a female lobbyist at a party in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Richmond Roughriders, an indoor football team in the American Arena League, has offered former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick a spot on their roster. No word yet on whether…

  • Nevada Congressman Called on to Resign

    Democratic Congressman Ruben Kihuen of Nevada is being pressured to resign by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi following a news story recently published in BuzzFeed. Following Pelosi’s call for his resignation, Kihuen went on record, saying Pelosi knew about the sexual harassment allegations against him since 2016, before he got elected. Kihuen’s former campaign finance…

  • Taxation is Theft, But They Still Gotta Be Paid

    Talking taxes is difficult, leaving many people, including me, glassy-eyed and drooling. So I’ve done my best to breakdown how the House and Senate versions of the recent tax reform bills compare as they head to committee for reconciliation. Currently, there are seven tax brackets with rates of 10, 15, 25, 28, 33, 35 and…

  • Obama’s Misuse of the Logan Act

    The Obama administration weaponized the Logan Act to attack the incoming Trump administration.  By knowing its common practice for incoming administration officials to communicate their polices to their foreign counterparts, then-Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates used the act to link the Trump administration to Russia via his former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. The Logan Act…