Jesus knew Judas would be the one to betray Him, yet He still washed his feet.

After falling down the stairs again, I’ve decided to take a positive approach to the situation. Once my wife finds me, I’m gonna say, “You should see how fast I can move!”

I look best when viewed through a cup of coffee.

A day before Kip Addotta passed away at 75, I was listening to his 1991 song “Wet Dream,” which I first heard on the Dr. Demento Show. It brought the memory of the late Spring day in seventh grade, when Sister Phyllis asked me to write something for submission to the school newspaper: Starvation Diet…

So often we read, ‘Live to Write and Write to Live.’ How about we simply live right?

The New ‘3 R’s’ of Common Core: Russia, racism and recession.

The difference between pot heads and politicians? Pot heads inhale. Politicians suck.

Knowing that graduating from high school would be a watershed moment in life, I squirreled away items certain I’d be able to look back on with a sense of nostalgia. Many of these hold major importance like track medals, athletic letters, annuals, my class ring, etc. Others seem less significant, but are jus’ as important…

Go ahead, dance like no one’s watching, because they aren’t. Everyone’s looking at their cellphones.

If it is true what the movie, ‘The Sound of Music,’ claims when the song sung says the ‘hills are alive with music,’ then those crowning my Nevada desert life hum with strains of ‘The Ride of the Valkyries,’ drawing me in, only to plead their truest existence through the acapellic mourning of ‘Cool Water.’