• Deadly Biscuit Dough

    As I walked through the grocery store I finally found where they keep the tubes of ready-to-bake biscuits. They were no where near the milk or butter, but way down beyond the eggs, near the yogurt. As I stood looking over the vast selection, I was surprised by one of the tubes as it exploded.…

  • Telling a man that you already have a ‘man’ won’t stop him from hitting on you, but telling him that you used to be a man…

  • Being popular on social media is like being Monopoly money rich.

  • Had sex for an hour and 40 seconds last night! Thanks Daylight Savings Time!

  • My wife said, and I quote, “I didn’t have enough time last night to set our clocks back an hour.”

  • Moore’s Libertarian Bid Undone by His Own Record

    Former Nevada lawmaker John Moore’s brief alignment with the Libertarian Party unraveled in 2016, not over a misunderstanding, but over what party officials and critics described as a fundamental conflict between his voting record and the principles he sought to represent. Instead of standing up to the GOP leadership in the Nevada Assembly, Moore switched…

  • What’s Funnier Than a Racist?

    One of the women that I work with, and who sits behind me, was giggling through much of our shift. Near the end of our workday, she began outright laughing. You must know this: she self-describes as a ‘Black person.’ I self-describe as ‘pasty.’ “What are you laughing about?” I had asked. She pointed to…

  • Lost in Transportation

    As I slowed to make the corner, I saw my wife in the turn lane headed in the opposite direction. Each of us had our window rolled down, so we waved vigorously at one another as we’d not seen each other in the past 12-hours. “I love you!” I shouted as I sped up to…

  • moon moves in phase to return in full again healing takes time

  • Bottom of the Stairs, Part 2

    Here’s ‘Bottom of the Stairs, Part 1…’ More sensitive than those around her She states questioningly, “Hallelujah?” That is not what it screams, cries, pleads.” “I wanna hurt you!” she proclaims, “That is what the thing you call a woman Shouts from the bottom of those stairs.” Blood in the room suddenly runs cold.