• Ladies — quit asking Santa for the perfect man! Three times already he’s tried to kidnap me!

  • Brocken Spectre

    He saw the giant shadow, magnified onto clouds miles away, with the sun behind the person creating a halo of angelic appearance. He didn’t expect the walking on water, though.

  • Hanukkah 5732

    From a true childhood story… “We do not use the menorah like that,” Grandma said. “But I need a little more light over here by the window so I can read,” the granddaughter countered. “Those eight shamash are holy and not to be used for reading but for worship – besides carrying them around like…

  • He writes: I lay in the rain Under her open window Her tears wet and warm She responds: She is comforted This flowing liquid pain falls I feel your presence

  • Glow

    It woke her up, that glow. His. Spontaneous human combustion is real, as real as a broken heart.

  • Winter Solstice

    While standing outside to bask in the glow of the Winter Solstice, I found myself aboard an alien spacecraft. They want to know how to make eggnog. I asked, “Have you tried Google?” Their dark, almond-shaped eyes remain unblinking as they look a one another.

  • Donald Trump is the second president to be impeached for humiliating Hillary Clinton.

  • Their Brave New World

    “I am a god,” hissed Snake. “So profound,” howled Coyote. Raven cawed, “Do not encourage him!”

  • Light

    I wish I could show you. That when you are lonely, When you are in darkness. The light in your being.

  • Ear Candy

    https://soundcloud.com/sierra-tom-darby/afm-11 His demon, though hushed, are never fully silent. Calm they may be, the legion will wait patiently for a reason to act. Unnoticed, they take a hellish breath and crawl into his ear. This is where they whisper to him until he listens and believes, “You are no good.”